That's me! I like being around people, but I hate talking to them...

I tell myself this all the time at my work......

just run!!

People who "always" know everything better, drive me nuts

Been there , worked there

Yep. My aunt was lecturing my mom about letting my 90 year old Grandma have too much sugar and mom said, "She's 90 years old. She can have some sugar. Hell, If she wants to do cocaine, I'm going to let her." LOL

Cats summed up in one picture

modern zombies

😂

world would be a much better place, if everyone would get this thought from time to time

I love how even the kid is flipping him off.

rented smiles

This poor woman need a reboot or page refresh lol

Every time I see a dog. Every single time.

Literally me !

Judging his judgers

He'll die like that (just buy a net and put it over it)

NEVER look up your symptoms online.

Wow this is so sad

Creep power

Call it a tie

Ruuuun!!

Yup

It doesn't work.

Love the artwork, it really depicts the struggle this guy is passing through, shadows, clock, sweety armpit, dark outdoor, shrinked pupils. A complete atmosphere.

Die hipster scum!

Never!

So sad. When we get old, we become no one. Old people were young once, had dreams, jobs, were worth something in the eyes of the world.

Yep. People with ignorant opinions always like to be the loudest about expressing them. And they never fail to assume you share their POV.

Mr. Bacon's mind certainly does go to some dark places. All of them make me vaguely uncomfortable.

The people of WalMart

You don't look fine, you look like you've been through another nocturnal odyssey into regret, junkfood and porn.

its your upper lip

He reminds him too much of himself.

US toilet stalls...but the artist forgot about the 1 cm (1/3 inch) marhin between door and frame.

Parenting skills

It's really like that though

This is when you excuse yourself to go to the bathroom, discreetly hand the waiter some cash, and bolt out the door.

"...It's only that you drive so bad that I just bite off a piece the seat with my a*s".

Anonymity trespassed

Stressing moments. Panic. Terrible

I need that mug!

I thought that she was thinking that the reason she's being photographed with the kids is that the parents don't think she'll be around for long.

Every f*****g time I try to walk through downtown

I feel like this is me most of the time.

Sandwiches are no longer what used to be.

Every restaurant and retail store I have ever worked. Some customers are just....yeah.

hey when you are in the zone one cant be bothered by mere mortals

Pedestrian culture

The Dude™ abides.

Thank you, just give my my Tacos!

1st ones to get pissed that there are no store employees around to help them

Me and my post menopause moose-tash.

- no, but I've shited some books of the guys sitting in the bench down here.