Ah so we meet again empire palpatine

He looks creepy, but adorable

The CEO isn't pleased about this quarter's losses. Catnip has hit a new low.

Do you think this is funny, human?

If Yoda and Gollum had a love child...

I am TRYING to sleep, Human!!

do you consider this a joke human?

What have you put me in, Sarah? This top is atrocious! Change me this instant.

Look at his little legs.

He looks like Voldemort in this Photo.

Discovered the glories of a heating pad and almost smiled! Whoops!

got to stay warm & toasty at all times; nobody understands the life i lead...

Looks like a baby yoda.

Looks like a Herb Ritts photo!

I kill you....!!

Marble eyes...

I think he has this face because of the costumes they make him wear...

stop it with the camera will you. You already know how much it humiliates me, yet you just don't care. Do you?

When you go to the store and find something you think looks cute, but when you put it on you're like:

Cute, this is how they think my real horns look.

and Iiiiiiii, will always love youuuuuu!

Cuteness

We are not amused

"Why, yes Kurt it was I who left a dead mouse in your shoe, it was I who pee'd in your coffee, it was I who shat on your pillow, and it is I who will drive you insane. Why you ask? Alice is my woman Kurt and you should have known that from the start. Now, see yourself out before the dogs I hired show up to hump your leg and chew it off."

That one super religious/strict lady whos mid-50s and will just not leave you alone for talking in church

Typical : "I fits, I sits... "

Will sneeze in 3... 2...

wadda' ya' mean this is not a tanning booth??

Go away! I am still asleep.

Your death will be a slow one....

You still owe me $10, Greg.

I taught Dracula how to vampire.

What are you staring at? It's warm.

You just had to add the fake Halloween hand, didn't you. Now I look like a Bond villain. How--plebeian.

Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of.....well c**p this isn't gonna work!

ET phone home!

I am not getting up until Summer.

Finally a good photo of my beautiful tail!

Do not ever let this thing get wet , or feed it after midnight, oh wait you already did.

I am guarding this.....

I don't know. I think it makes me look fat!

The blanket is fine, but I'm never visiting Scandanavia again!

paint me like...ok, I'll get my hat...

A well-read cat is a dangerous opponent.

Cat is taking a selfie here

It still smells like the sheep.

Couldn't you at least gotten me a skin in MY SIZE?

It's riding up!

The sun is in my eyes. Adjust it at one!

I don't chase mice Tim, buy a dog.

No, I am not moving over.

What's wrong with *padded* furniture, I ask you!

I. Am. Not. Going. Luggage. Class.

Eat your heart out, Burt Reynolds!

My best hopeful look.

This looks like a photo taken in a French chateau 50 years ago with the lighting and the minimalist decor. Very cool.

I will never reveal my civilian identity.

I hate you.

"So help me Kurt, if you throw one more sock at me and yell 'you're free' I am going to claw you where the sun don't shine."