Whoa there's Beef between you then...

👍.

May ye get to Heaven a half hour before Ol' Nick knows ye're dead.

"May the road rise to meet you, and the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm on your face and the rains fall softly on your fields. And until we meet again May God hold you gently in the palm of his hand. And a less reverend one... "May you be in Heaven, a full half hour before the devil knows you are dead!"

"Heads Up! Mum's after your job."

Maybe granny promised she will kick Satan's a*s in hell when she shuffled off the mortal coil and the brother just wanted to give Satan a heads-up.

What name could possibly be autocorrected into Satan?

Revenge served cold.

How did they think that was going to work?

Us Aussies were just confused for a moment there

I think I'd cry my eyes out, if that happened to me.

What's the reason...

Made that one obvious didn't they?

She was in the wrong to even think of sending it to one person

Lederhosen do create a lot of Leid, so she's not completely wrong

My family has one chat that is just my siblings, mum and I and one that includes my stepdad and step sister because my stepdad doesn't get why we talk about 'unimportant' things or send memes. He just wants to be included in plans for catch ups, which he then forgets until the day before.

I've seen it quite a lot on twitter, only it's worded in such a way that there is no doubt. In this case NTA.

Yikes!

Imagine if they'd said "Die Hard" wasn't a Christmas film?

Someone add this landlady to the gen Z group chat

I had no idea the Bureau of Land Management was so controversial

HP sauce? HP printers? Harry Potter? Probably the last one - I got murdered online by someone who insisted that because I had read Harry Potter, I was clearly okay with slavery (because of the house elves).

*snort laugh*

Great way to find out who in your group is sexist

How uptight can you be...

That happened to me the only time I was group admin was because everyone else left.

Good for you!

There is a big difference between a woman beating coworker and a woman-beating coworker.

I'm guessing that means to give a STD.

Once I had a D&D group set a date I couldn't attend. I was also the one and only dm. Idiots

I bet ONE was suddenly the most popular member

That's sad

Secret pregnancy?

Only psychopaths send voice notes. If you want to talk, call me. But don't expect me to listen to your stream of consciousness for minutes on end.