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evilplantosaveworld , Wikimedia Commons Report

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Although I'm sure he wouldn't have called it a "f**k you" because he had way too much class, I'm going to say Mr. Rogers sharing a wading pool with a black man while people were fighting to keep blacks out of public pools.

Final score:

595points

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Danni 2 years ago

He really did try to fight to change the system from within. he practically saved the PBS single handedly. True class and character.

202points

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online When France was invaded during WW2 they cut the lines to the elevator up the Eiffel Tower so when the nazis went to put their flag on ot they had to take the stairs all the way up.

CopperMinotaur9 , Pedro Szekely Report

Final score:

482points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Haha and all the way down!

137points

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online In 1962, a wealthy Italian businessman met with Enzo Ferrari to discuss his displeasure with the famous luxury sports cars. His chief complaint was that the clutches didn't seem to hold up well. Ferrari responded, "The clutch is not the problem. The problem is you don’t know how to drive a Ferrari and you break the clutch.”

The businessman happened to have founded and owned a successful tractor manufacturing company, so he knew a thing or two about vehicles. He was incensed at the reply, and not only vowed to never buy another Ferrari, but to begin building his own supercars to show Ferrari how it was done.

And today, the cars of Ferruccio Lamborghini are famous worldwide.

FlashpointJ24 , llee_wu Report

Final score:

440points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Revenge is a dish best served cold!

123points

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online I've always been fond of the exchange between John Montagu and John Wilkes, both British politicians in the 18th century (Montagu was also the 4th Earl of Sandwich, the namesake and possibly inventor of the sandwich).

During one of their many verbal battles, Montagu reportedly spat at Wilkes and said, "Upon my soul, Wilkes, I do not know whether you will die on the gallows or of the pox."

Wilkes replied, "That depends, my lord, on whether I embrace your principles or your mistress."

cerebus19 , Geoff Henson Report

Final score:

424points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Haha I would have loved to see his face!

90points

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Joan of Arc’s trial was known to be tedious as the Church tried their hardest to find grounds for a conviction. In an attempt to trick her, she was asked whether she knew if she was in God’s grace. Since the Church believed no one was able to know if they were truly in God’s grace, either a yes or no could be condemnable. She responded by saying, “If I am not, may God put me there; and if I am, may God so keep me”. Reports on the trial say that the court was stupefied by her deft answer. It was basically a mic drop in the face of the Church at the hands of what they saw as an illiterate and heretic farm girl.

bluewolfgirl , Edgard.V Report

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393points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

That’s great, but it’s awful that she still died

121points

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online When that dude on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? used his only lifeline on the final question to call his dad… Not to ask for help, but to let him know he was about to win because he already knew the answer.

sp_40 , Idea SV Report

Final score:

388points

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M O'Connell 2 years ago

That was hardly a "screw you" moment

116points

MissSara101 , vasse nicolas,antoine Report

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Explain this one in a similar form but it keeps getting buried.

After the second World War, a group of soldiers, all Jews, held a memorial service during the Passover and prim for the fallen Jewish comrades. The ceremony was carried out at the summer home that once belonged to Joseph Goebbels, a known hater of Jews.

Goebbels wasn't shy of saying f**k the Jews. So, for a Jewish memorial service on his estate was a "f**k you right back" from Jewish soldiers.

Final score:

350points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

That was awesome!

69points

spaycedinvader , Phillip II, king of Macedonia, Roman copy of Greek original, Ny Carlsberg Glyptotek, Copenhagen Report

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online King Philip II of Macedon sent a note to Ancient Sparta saying:

“You are advised to submit without further delay, for if I bring my army into your land, I will destroy your farms, slay your people, and raze your city.”

Ancient Sparta replied to King Philip’s threat: “If"

Final score:

349points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Ooh nice comeback

82points

#10

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Upon being handed his death warrant, the Marquis de Favras quipped, "I see that you have made three spelling mistakes."

hablomuchoingles , Gallica Report

Final score:

346points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

What were the mistakes?

52points

#11

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Tolkien was in negotiations to sell *The Hobbit* in Germany. The Nazis were in power, but WWII hadn't started yet. The German publisher asked him to provide proof that he was Aryan. This was his response, with emphasis by me:

25 July 1938

20 Northmoor Road, Oxford

Dear Sirs,

Thank you for your letter. I regret that I am not clear as to what you intend by "arisch". I am not of **Aryan extraction: that is Indo-Iranian;** as far as I am aware none of my ancestors spoke Hindustani, Persian, **Gypsy**, or any related dialects. But if I am to understand that you are enquiring whether I am of Jewish origin, I can only reply that I regret that **I appear to have no ancestors of that gifted people**. My great-great-grandfather came to England in the eighteenth century from Germany: the main part of my descent is therefore purely English, and I am an English subject — which should be sufficient. I have been accustomed, nonetheless, to regard my German name with pride, and continued to do so throughout the period of the late regrettable war, in which I served in the English army. I cannot, however, forbear to comment that **if impertinent and irrelevant inquiries of this sort are to become the rule in matters of literature, then the time is not far distant when a German name will no longer be a source of pride.**

Your enquiry is doubtless made in order to comply with the laws of your own country, but that this should be held to apply to the subjects of another state would be improper, even if it had (as it has not) any bearing whatsoever on the merits of my work or its sustainability for publication, **of which you appear to have satisfied yourselves without reference to my Abstammung.**

I trust you will find this reply satisfactory, and remain yours faithfully,

J. R. R. Tolkien

RandomIsocahedron , dotun55 Report

Final score:

309points

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SkekVi 2 years ago

Most eloquent '$%&^ off you $%*&ing racist trash' I've ever seen in my life.

167points

VictorBlimpmuscle , Insomnia Cured Here Report

#12

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Bette Davis, who had a decades-long feud with Joan Crawford that lasted right up to the bitter end, was quoted upon first hearing of her rival’s death:

*”You should never say bad things about the dead, you should only say good…Joan Crawford is dead. Good.”*

Final score:

308points

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Tash 2 years ago

Wow, that's savage!

113points

#13

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online One general in WWII wrote to gen. Patton: "you can't take Trier wtih less then 3 divisions"

Patton wrote back: "I took it with two, should I give it back?"

QiyanasStoriesYT , Pixabay Report

Final score:

298points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Burnnn

51points

#14

Calvin Coolidge, one of our late American presidents, was nicknamed “silent cal” because he was a man of very few words. A person once seated next to him at a dinner said to him, "I made a bet today that I could get more than two words out of you." Silent Cal replied, "You lose."

Chaoticqueen19 Report

Final score:

274points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Ooh burn and revenge

68points

#15

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Sara Bareilles was pressured to add a "catchy love song" to her debut album.

*I'm Not Gonna Write You A Love Song* was written as a "f**k you, I quit" message for the label... except it backfired: They actually *liked it* and they put it on the radio.

amadeus2490 , Lunchbox LP Report

Final score:

241points

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Ansi 2 years ago

Is that what they call a reverse Uno card?

68points

#16

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online John Paul Jones when, in a naval battle that he appeared to be losing, the British called for him to strike his colors (surrender). He replied with "I have not yet begun to fight." He won, and sailed both ships home.

KnarlyApplesauce , Kalki Report

Final score:

227points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Wow! Nice!

34points

#17

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online During the Korean War, a coastal battery got lucky and hit the battleship USS Wisconsin. It did minor damage but was the first direct hit on the Wisconsin. The USS Wisconsin then returned fire with all nine of her 16" guns and pretty much reduced the coastal battery to atoms. The funniest part is that one of Wisconsin's escorts sent a message to the Wisconsin afterwards that just said "Temper, temper."

N_dixon , Dennis Jarvis Report

Final score:

203points

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M O'Connell 2 years ago

Firing on an Iowa-class battleship from a fixed emplacement was pretty much "asking for it"

94points

#18

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online More on the tame end, but in the 70s Rush’s record label was pressuring them to not make any more albums with long rock operas because it would kill sales.

They went ahead and made another album where one side of the vinyl was a 20 minute song and it ended up being their biggest seller at that point in time.

Entr3_Nou5 , Lihat di bawah. Report

Final score:

186points

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James016 2 years ago

RIP Neil Peart, the most incredible drummer

56points

#19

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online When the Royal Navy had finally cornered and were engaging the German warship Bismarck, one of the ships in the taskforce was actually made up of Polish navy crewmen who had escaped the country after the occupation. As the crew fired upon Bismarck they used their lights to signal the message "I am a Pole" for the Bismarcks crew to see.

TehBigD97 , David Merrett Report

Final score:

186points

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KENOBI 2 years ago

He he now that is revenge

44points

ConstableBlimeyChips Report

#20

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online In 2007 the website Gawker posted an article that outed Paypal co-founder Peter Thiel as gay. Not being able to sue defamation himself (it's not defamation if it's true), he instead started funding lawsuits brought against Gawker by others, including the lawsuit by Hulk Hogan that ended up bankrupting Gawker.

There are lots of ethical issues surrounding the idea of a billionaire targeting an outlet like Gawker, even if the outlet is utter trash like Gawker was, but I still consider it a glorious F**k You.

Final score:

183points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Yup it was a glorious f***k u. Also, no one should ever out someone against their will!

131points

Dutch Swimmer Goes Viral For Super Revealing Trunks During 2024 Olympics: “Is This Legal?”

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#21

When DeGaulle told Lynden Johnson to removes all US troops from French territory and Johnson asked him if he should “take the ones buried in Normandy.”

Nixons_Jowels Report

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178points

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Brenda 2 years ago

Lyndon

44points

#22

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Where Abe Lincoln criticized James Shield to the point where Shield challenged Lincoln to a duel. Lincoln 6’4” vs Shield 5’9” Lincoln being the challenged party got to pick weapons. Lincoln picked broad swords ⚔️ seeing the huge disadvantage Shield had to suck up his pride and forfeit the duel.

Stripes003 , Mark Smith Report

Final score:

168points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

At least he had enough sense to forfeit

80points

ImReverse_Giraffe , United States Marine Corps Report

#23

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Chesty Puller - They're in front of us, behind us, and on both sides. They can't get away this time!

Also Chesty - "We're surrounded. That simplifies the problem."

Final score:

167points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Ah the irony

27points

#24

Basically anything that the Greek philosopher Diogenes ever did. The entire basis of his teachings and actions were to critique society and social norms, and make a mockery of contemporary teachings.

Perhaps the most famous incident is when Alexander The Great, a fan of Diogenes' philosophy, went to Sinope to speak with him. Alexander offered Diogenes anything he wanted in exchange for teaching his wisdom, and the philosopher replied "stand out of my light".

The man also had an infamously bitter feud with Plato, who was attempting, among other things, to define a human being in its most fundamental of forms. After arriving at "featherless bipeds", Diogenes gate-crashed one of Plato's symposiums with a plucked chicken in-hand, and presented it to the crowd declaring "Behold! I've brought you a man!".

sck8000 Report

Final score:

163points

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James016 2 years ago

Plato should have gone with "ugly bags of mostly water"

95points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online The Twenty-seventh Amendment to the U.S. Constitution.

It was proposed by the first-ever Congress in 1789 but stalled and was forgotten about. In 1982 a 19-year old college kid named Gregory Watson wrote a paper for his poli sci class arguing that it could still be ratified.

The teaching assistant disagreed and gave him a C on the paper. He then appealed to the professor, who chose not to overturn the grade, so he decided to start a national campaign to prove that he was right. In order to do so he had to convince 28 state legislatures to ratify it in order to reach the necessary 3/4 of all states (10 states had already done so many years before).

In 1992 the Twenty-seventh Amendment officially became part of the Constitution when it was ratified by Michigan.*

Perhaps funniest of all is that it's a relatively obscure amendment that prevents any congressional pay raises or pay cuts from taking effect until the next election, as a way to give voters a say on the matter.

EDIT 1: Turns out that in 2017, his former professor signed a letter to get his [grade changed to an A]! A happy ending.

* At the time, the popular belief was that only 9 states had ratified it, so Watson set out to convince 29 more states. When Alabama ratified it everyone thought he needed one more state, so Michigan (which ratified 2 days after Alabama, so not a big difference) was believed to be the decisive 38th. Turns out that Kentucky had ratified it in 1792, but this was only re-discovered in 1996, meaning Alabama was actually the 38th state. The total is now at 46 states.

aust77 , Céline Harrand Report

Final score:

160points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

That’s awesome! Big credit to the student!

50points

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#26

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Not really well known John Hancock had a warrant for his arrest before the signing of the Declaration of Independence and they never caught him so when they said he could sign it he basically signed his name so large as to say f**k you to the king

AcademicSeries3786 , Massachusetts Historical Society Report

Final score:

159points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Haha awesome

22points

#27

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online 50 Cent bought 200 front row tickets to one of Ja Rules concerts in 2018 and left the seats empty in response to something Ja said on Twitter.

Blindman630 , TigerDirect.com Report

Final score:

156points

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James016 2 years ago

If you have the funds, pettiness has no bounds

118points

#28

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Alexander the Great.

One of his tutors was a man named Leonidas of Epirus. One time, when visiting a temple and making an offering to the gods, the eager and pious Alexander scooped up as big a handful of incense as he could hold and threw it into the flames. Leonidas chastised the young prince and told him not to be so wasteful of such a rare and expensive import--and that he could use as much as he wanted if he ever owned the lands where it was grown. Many years later, Alexander DID capture those lands and promptly sent his old mentor a reported 600 talents (the equivalent of 15 to 30 tons) of rare and expensive incense and myrrh as a retort, along with a note that now his old teacher wouldn't need to be so stingy and sparing in his offerings to the gods in the future.

And of course the Gordian Knot. A fabled knot that was said to be impossible to untie, though an Oracle had prophesied that if anyone could undo it they would rule over all of Asia. It was said many tried and all failed. Until Alexander walked up to it. He looked it over, took out his sword, and just cut it in half. And went on to conquer huge swaths of Asia afterward.

nmrnmrnmr , www.bdmundo.com Report

Final score:

130points

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Who Panda 420 2 years ago

Alexander definitely earned his bragging rights.

45points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#29

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online During the Battle of Bastogne, the Germans sent a team of two soldiers and two officers to offer the Americans a chance to surrender.

The written message, in both English and German, was roughly two pages long, and detailed how the Germans had them surrounded and would move in for the kill if the Americans didnt negotiate.

US Brig. Gen. Anthony McAuliffe's written reply, passed to the German commander, was a single word - "NUTS!"

Baffled, the German Commander wondered what it meant, and was told "It means you can go to Hell."

frachris87 , archives.gov Report

Final score:

126points

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J Baker 2 years ago

You also need to know that at the time words like nuts and screwball were considered vulgar language, and "nuts" was used much like "bollocks" in the UK. So a modern equivalent would be like telling the German commander to "get f****d."

37points

GrumpyCatStevens , Gary Jacob, Producer, Abbey Road on the River Report

#30

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Pete Best - whom the Beatles dismissed in favor of Ringo Starr just before they began recording their first album - released an album of his own in 1966 titled *Best of the Beatles.* Buyers were disappointed to find out it wasn't a Beatles compilation.

Final score:

107points

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Who Panda 420 2 years ago (edited)

Yes but I'm sure the sales were horrible it's not exactly the Best F you to The Beatles

28points

SkinkRugby , daves_archive1Follow Report

#31

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online I will forever love that in ancient Greece they had to make a law against prisoners stripping naked at trial because one woman managed to acquit herself of blasphemy by way of being too attractive.

After all, if she had truly blasphemed against the gods they would revoke the gift of her beauty?

I have to imagine that the session where they made that law was the saltiest runback.

Edit: Quick definition. Salty refers to being angry and a runback is (an attempted) rematch. Thought that the term painted a fun mental image of the forum.

Final score:

91points

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Luke T 2 years ago

Phryne of Thespiae. The woman who offered to rebuild the walls of Thebes if she could have carved on them "Rebuilt by Phryne the courtesan." Quite the figure.

48points

Skulduggery Pheasant 2 years ago

Interestingly, the word Phryne (I say 'word' as it wasn't her actual name) means toad

2points

Max 2 years ago

"If you like these tits, you must aquit."

8points

Donnie Mc00 2 years ago

spat out my tea there :D

1point

Alexandru Bucur 2 years ago

It makes absolute sense in context, because Phryne was a courtesan who had been the model for a statue of the goddess Aphrodite made by the sculptor Praxiteles, after which she had been accused of "asebeia" (lit- "impiety") for bragging she was as beautiful as the goddess. At her trial, as per Plutarch's version, her lawyer, Hyperides, was bombing, and, realizing she's about to lose, Phryne unhooked her peplos from her shoulders and let it fall to the floor and demonstrated to everybody there that she really *was* that beautiful which meant she had the favor of the gods, ergo she could not be a blasphemer. Oh, and we know exactly what she looked like, because the statue was widely copied - just google "Aphrodite of Knidos".

5points

Who Panda 420 2 years ago

Good for her early people challenging religion already

3points

J Baker 2 years ago

You'd be a fan of Jacob, then. He once got in a fight with God, was winning, and God had to cheat and zap his hip. Punching your deity in the face is a solid challenge.

2points

Woman Refuses To Chip In For Babysitting Because She Doesn’t Even Have Kids, Asks If She’s A Jerk

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#32

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online Well, there is always that time when Amsterdam sold cannons to the Spanish army during the 80 years war, only for the Spanish to fire those cannons at the city.

Mike_for_all , Andrew Bone Report

Final score:

81points

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Emerald Ocean 2 years ago

Ooh that backfired

82points

#33

35 Of The Biggest ‘Screw You’ Moments Ever Witnessed In History, As Shared Online I had a cousin/"friend" who slept with three (out of three) of my boyfriends in high school.

Senior year her longtime crush finally paid attention to her. I f****d him. It was my first time. I wasn't even into him, I just REALLY wanted to hurt her.

The strangest part is that he won me over. We're still together and he has zero interest in her.

She has to see us at family functions.

I dare you to say that's not the greatest f**k you in the history of humanity.

Dataoink , ttarasiuk Report

Final score:

57points

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Splash Bach 2 years ago

That's not the greatest f**k you in the history of humanity

257points

Much_Committee_9355 Report

#34

Napoleon’s whole life was a huge f**k you, democratic revolution—> f**k I’m emperor although he was just an regular artillery office, all the European powers against him —> F**k You takes over most of continental Europe, Gets Exiled —> gets back to France and almost does everything again

Final score:

57points

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SkekVi 2 years ago

Man was LEGEND in his time. The English had such a love-hate relationship with him lol. Convinced if he set foot in England he'd conquer it.

29points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#35

The original Streisand Effect. Now it's *named* after her.

xkulp8 Report

Final score:

56points

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Jessica Blankenship 2 years ago

Looked it up and apparently in 2005 she tried to get a picture of her home taken off the internet. The article original posting was about climate change. Her photo had only actually been viewed 6 times before her attempted removal of it and after was viewed millions so it definitely backfired on her

29points

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

Many years ago I was involved with a fanfiction page (which no longer exists). I was posting my fanfics there and I was one of the three most popular writers they had. As it happened a friend of mine was the moderator of the associated forums, and she got into a fight with the mods of the fanfic page. They, being spiteful jerks, started picking on me because they knew I was her friend. And so to get back at them I wrote an all-new fic... which I posted only on the forums. And added a big link to it on my fanfic page signature directing my readership to it. The fanfic mods gave me a temporary suspension a few weeks later, claiming an offense which was 100% fabricated, because what I had actually done was not against the rules. Whereupon I moved ALL my writings to the forums and deleted my fanfic page account, and a whole lot of people followed me. Suck it up, Lindsey - you were asking for it.

11points

ChickyChicky 2 years ago

Like pretty much all fan fiction, I couldn't follow this storyline.

9points

KENOBI 2 years ago

This is a hilarious thread

8points

Rachel Reynolds 2 years ago

In HS, I went out with a guy to Pizza Hut. I had eaten one slice of pizza and was reaching for a second when he comment that "maybe you shouldn't eat that, I don't like fat chicks." That was the day I discovered I can fit an entire medium slice of thin crust supreme pizza in my mouth and still chew. There was no second date.

7points

Rosie Bannister 2 years ago

if i could give you more votes i would

1point

ᶜʰᵃᵒᵗⁱᶜ ˡᵉᵍᵃˡ 2 years ago

One time I was playing darts with friends and one said "you're only behind 60 points" 😏🕶️🤏 I threw 90 😎🤏 it was pretty funny tbh 🤣

3points

Electra Complex 2 years ago (edited)

Best one of the modern era: Patti Lupone on stage yelling at an anti-masker (who has pulled the "I pay your salary" card) CHRIS HARPER PAYS MY SALARY, WHO THE FÜCK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE

2points

Corcaigh 2 years ago

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Honu 2 years ago

Another war related F you: In the US, Arlington National Cemetery is a personal F you to Civil War Confederate General Robert E. Lee. The estate belonged to his wife and it was their home. In 1864, the current military cemeteries were full. That part of Virginia, by this point in the war, was Union territory, so the US quartermaster not only selected Lee's home as the burial site for our war dead, he had his own son, who had died in battle, disinterred and reinterred in what used to be Lee's beloved rose garden, complete with a bronze effigy of his son trampled by horses in the mud of a battlefield.

2points

Nuage Laboratoire 2 years ago

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Jknbt 2 years ago (edited)

One of the biggest divine paybacks ever was the British maritime disaster known as the Scilly naval disaster of 1707. A seaman tried to warn the officers and Admiral Sir Cloudesley Shovell that the fleet was sailing through dangerous waters at the Isles of Scilly. The sailor's warnings were not heeded. The seaman was charged with mutiny. He was unjustly hanged. His last words were to quote Psalm 109, an imprecatory Psalm. This Psalm predicts Judas Iscariot and his fate. This became a curse against the Admiral and his officers who hanged him. The fleet wrecked on the shallow rocks as forewarned with four British ships lost and others damaged. Admiral Shovell and 2000 crew members drowned. This story was reported by survivors who made it to St. Agnes island nearby and was later documented by their descendants.

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john s 2 years ago

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Enlee Jones 2 years ago

While in college Lord Byron was told it was against the rules to have a pet dog. So he went out and got a bear and asked TPTB to show him where it was against the rules to have a pet bear. They couldn’t and could only watch as Lord Byron happily took his bear on walks around campus.

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Jknbt 2 years ago (edited)

Have you noticed that people who wage war on a co-worker to get them fired all eventually lose their own little jobs after they succeed at getting rid of the victim? There is justice in this.

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Jknbt 2 years ago (edited)

I know someone who was the victim of the worst sort of ruthless gossip and slander for years. There was no real basis for all the relentless evil talk. The payback is that the slanderers were eventually given over to do exactly what they accused the person of, and with the full range of consequences accompanying this. Talk about paybacks! "Payday, Someday" is a sermon that needs to be preached more often. Be careful what you sow, you will see it again... God hates slander as much as he hates any gross immorality. Beware!

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Jknbt 2 years ago (edited)

the best payback of all is found in the Bible in Prov. 6:31. It says that if Satan cheats you out of something, he has to give back seven times what he stole when he gets caught. Eventually, the law of economic common sense kicks in, and Satan realizes it is costing him too much to go on cheating the Lord's servant. He will stop all the cheating when this realization comes. I know a clear example where this scripture proved true down to the last penny. The man received a bag of money as a gift from a stranger that had $21,000 in it after a contractor cheated him out of $3000. Nice! .. Sweet Revenge without guilt or shame, as ordered by Heaven above, hooray!

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Completely Hatstand 2 years ago

Schrodinger's cat. The whole thought experiment was about taking the p**s out of Heisenberg and Bors, and their interpretation of quantum theory. A cat can't be alive and dead at the same time.

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Luchi Fall 2 years ago

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Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago

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ChickyChicky 2 years ago

Like pretty much all fan fiction, I couldn't follow this storyline.

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KENOBI 2 years ago

This is a hilarious thread

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Rachel Reynolds 2 years ago

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Rosie Bannister 2 years ago

if i could give you more votes i would

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