She clearly loves hands ALL OVER?! yikes!

Well to be fair getting poisoned was probably the best thing that happened to that girl, so I get it

Women are a no I guess lol

Oh I think that was intentional, and genius.

Ahhh I've been using it all wrong...

Just wait until the letter U lighting fails

Oh, I've seen this one before. It never gets old lol

Sadly walks through door

I find death is a great motivator.

Taunting at it's finest

Hopefully the bathroom was empty..

This is..... um... unfortunate ( also, damn those knives are pricey!)

AAAAAHHHHHH!

Ah yes the “artic” ocean

Well I'll be..

Maybe it's a Christmas miracle?

zero taste

Someone should soort out this sign.

Oh my. (yes, said in George Takei's voice)

A sign on the door read "Please COME again"

Was this woman on Beetlejuice???

Who put the sign up and decided "Yes"?

But they don't?

Most of these I can figure out what they are trying to say...you know it's really bad when you can't figure it out at all!

It’s good to be a single man but it’s bloody good to be a man with a male partner

I guess they're saying she should've bought some then

we’re glad you’re here! NOW LEAVE

FOX knows perfectly what treason is... TRE45ON

We all talking about the chips with no chips, but what about just plain cheese. Can I get some cheese with chips? Oh wait, can’t eat cheese very well, what with no head

"I would like chips without chips please." "So you want an empty bowl?" "Yes please." "That will be £1.90 please."

Can i have some chips, but without chips.

No thanks. I'll have the fish 'n fish. With a side of fish, please.

If you wanna help me, hand me another bag of them chips!

Seems legit

I think I'll have the fish, but hold the sardines, please! ☝️😸

I'm so hungry, I'll take it all

pu

I am also seeking free houses for 300K you guys

The overlap must be people who drove right by their destination because they were texting.

Maybe only 7 want to fly

I still can't find the correct way to read this

Perfect! Modern problems require modern solotions!

As long as it's pure...

Oop

Invisible knives!

STRESSED PEOPLE STRESSED I want dessert because I AM STRESSED!!!!!!!! agh * dies*

Creeeeeeepyyyyyy

I just see one mouth with a beard...?

Where everyone's family

Well, tbh kumon has one of the greatest methods to teach, it's super efficient and helpful, so the funny face is forgiven

SOUP soup Break SOUP relax… SOUP taste

Besides the beautiful placement they even managed to misspell britain, impressive

don't forget to order my salat

'the person thinks'