Blobby Baby

oof

That's intentional satire; it doesn't count as a design fail.

I like it better as a fart cloud XD

Can you imagine having a fig leaf stuck between your teeth?

5 bananas and one plantain

This is not a fail, this is a WIN!

Just the sign I needed...

Ah the famous eiffel tower of pisa

That's just analog horror

Thak God for that. I thought it was someting serious, like the flu.

Wow, talk about mixed messages.

You can tell a lot about a person from their bookshelves. For example, this one tells me that Lauren is a shallow person and also she doesn't read.

I need to see a man about a maple tree.

The other chair is meant to be admired from afar only

It's all chalk and sawdust anyway

If I got this correct: closed Sunday. Open for lunch Mon-Sat. 11:30am-2:30pm, for dinner Mon-Thurs. 4:30pm-10:00pm, and Fri.-Sat. 4:30pm-10:30pm *Oh it's open for dinner on Sun. 3-9:30 but closed for lunch.

They mostly come at night... mostly.

My grandmother drank kids every day and lived to be 97. They're highly nutritious!

Wine glasses don't need to be used for wine. I use mine all the time for juice with my daughter.

I see nothing wrong here. I'm not even reading it. I just see a whole bunch of squirrels, and what's not love about that?

Is this an optical illusion? I can't work out which limb is which, and why he only has 3.

But cats are our supreme overlords and clearly deserve to have their pictures placed in as many places as possible so that we can worship them properly!

Bring your children, leave all hope

All are welcome; be prepared to share your blood.

They look so happy about it too.

No perfect people here??

Feels like you’re gonna get murdered by children

exorcisms only 5.99

Children's services or sacrifices

So wait, this isn't for Halloween? Blessed Be Thy Fruit or some s**t like that I guess.

Yesssssss! LMFAO

Where does he get his suits made? I have a friend that needs that tailor...

"Operator, please connect me to the girl with orange overshirt."

My grandma used to let me win every time at tic tac toe as a kid. My older cousin beat me once I was really shocked and I did something similar to this to show that I was clearly the superior thinker.

Continental shift?? 🤔

It sucks the sound back in.

I would mistakenly stop kindness and start violence when I had the right of way

"Hey uh Jim i dont think this is Texas" "Dadgumit Matthew of course its Texas send it out"

I wonder how many car crashes have there been at this sign?

That's a DO NOT BUY or DO NOT LISTEN.

I don't need hypnotherapy! I got mine for free. #soblessed #loophole #beatthesystem

It's not a clinic. It's a family jail

Which organ flavor is your favorite? I enjoy lungs.

In case anyone else spent way too much time trying to figure out what was wrong with this, the lengths of the bars don't even come close to matching the numbers they're supposed to go with.

Biblically accurate woman.

Must be one of those open back designs with a massive pocket.

Can I get this on a shirt? Or as a tattoo? Anyone?

6, no witnesses

This is how it feels reading manga for the first time.

She is trying to hypnotise people in to buying the house.

Red: I love you. Blue: will you marry me?

🎶Spider cup, spider cup, defies the laws of gravity🎶