Title here should be "How to make your essay such a tedious bore that no one can be bothered with it". I've tossed many potentially informative articles because of this counter-productive practice. Oh, er, should I add a few hundred unecessary words here to 'fill my quota'? LOL

A nope of spiders...

Unless you're speaking in conditional form for situations unlikely to happen. ("If I was" vs. "If I were" -> not interchangeable, each carrying a respective meaning of their own)

A battery of tests.... more like a bazillion.

This looks like a 4-paragraph essay. The standard is five, with 3 body paragraphs.

Why is an idea a noun? An idea is a thing, perhaps intangible, but it's still a thing.

Bullet point 1- Should there be a comma after the word spicy? Bullet point 3- Does it need the word 'the' before the word 'benefits'?

These are all variations of just two verbs- to do and to be. ESL must be hard

I googled yeet meme on this and a bunch of stuff in french came up. (And i expected the yeet meme)

Becoming a nun to avoid meeting someone is pretty drastic.

What if the parents don't know how to and/or don't have time to cook at home.

I hear SO many people saying 'bored OF' instead of bored WITH, pet hate!!

Whomever should be there instead of Whoever

Never use "nowadays" in an English essay--avoid it at all costs.

Sometimes this just makes a sentence more cumbersome without adding value to the statement.

Crap to bore the reader to death

More crap to bore the reader to death

Its called "researching," not "doing a researc."