Of the bedroom or the duvet?

That's why I love Terry Pratchett's Death. They're so funny too

That was an unexpected turn lol

She's just a sweet transvestite...👑

Morticia always supported Gomez.

I thought a hairy gay was a bear?

There's a good draggo.

having been thru pandemic my response would be : where's your mask?

Toe stew, fried feet, leg of Joe.... Shis-ka-Bob....

Aunt Lucy. Lucy Fer.

This would totally be me, correcting his grammar like the grammar nazi I am!

You had to go there...

And here we have Motthew.

This is a chick - like "baby chicken" chick. Baby crows, like all corvids, arenot covered in feathers like a chicken chick is.

Michael Myers stabbed an Italian chef. He pasta way.

Fun parents! Lucky kid

Yes please bring some fire to incinerate all the politicians

At this point? Dude- at ANY point. Team Jareth!

Yes, but where do I find this someone? 🤨

Hannibal Catcer

That kid laughing at the right 😂

For goodness sake BP you censored her surname! It’s getting ridiculous now.

Well yeah there's no need to confront me like this srsly

Now that's an Ouija board I wouldn't worry about using! Any supernatural stuff that happened later would just be cheese dreams!

What kind of "bees" make milk? Boobees.

I'll take a bunny, I've seen Monty Python's Holy Grail movie.... ill definitely be taking a bunny

Quite right. You shouldn't bottle things up.

Just what I always wanted...rabies.

All bases covered

Cara mia

Oh I loved Spike!

There's an actual meme for this! I am not alone.

Mysteries Of The Abandoned... all night long. With 3 cats.

Yes.

So...cat is short for Catthew? 🤔

That's nit Satan, it's our buddy Krampus!

The cheese decided to to spill. It's the cheeses problem

YESSSSSS I love my boots

At this point Freddy would be doing me a favour. 😞

You forgot Midsommer.

Isn't that the lead singer from the band, Betelgeuse and the Bio-Exorcists? 🤔

Whenever someone starts with "first of all", you know it's about to get heated.

Reply's with "I cannot tell a lie".

Was/is that an actual thing?

Produces list of Bognor Regis local town councillors.

Is it just me, or is this just so cute!!!

Rock out with your c0 ck out

I wish I knew where I put the one on the right

I love old fashioned children's book illustrations! Many of my own books, mainly from the 1960s to 1980s, are illustrated in this style

But.... Aren't we all?

This is me right now. Sorry everybody but I’m gonna vent so please just move past This if you don’t want to read it. I spent over a year in hospital when I became a triple amputee. I spent in two Comas over a month and when I woke up they didn’t bother to check the brain damage I had-I don’t say brain injuries, because an injury itself is implied that it can repair, be fixed or heal.. that’s just my opinion though-. Anyway – after I woke up the doctors didn’t bother to focus on my brain. All they told my parents was that I had no short-term memory. They also told my parents that I wasn’t able to read and write any more. Nothing else. they didn’t bother looking into it, they didn’t bother checking into it. They also told my parents that I was having problems with my speech, and my parents realise that I was talking very, very very fast – a lot faster than I used to and I still do now it’s ridiculous. And a few other things that are really annoying.… Anyway, it has taken me…