That's why I love Terry Pratchett's Death. They're so funny too

That was an unexpected turn lol

I thought a hairy gay was a bear?

You had to go there...

Toe stew, fried feet, leg of Joe.... Shis-ka-Bob....

So...cat is short for Catthew? 🤔

This would totally be me, correcting his grammar like the grammar nazi I am!

Of the bedroom or the duvet?

Morticia always supported Gomez.

Michael Myers stabbed an Italian chef. He pasta way.

And here we have Motthew.

She's just a sweet transvestite...👑

At this point? Dude- at ANY point. Team Jareth!

A pint of milk, 20 Rothmans and a copy of Razzle.

Oh my...

I love old fashioned children's book illustrations! Many of my own books, mainly from the 1960s to 1980s, are illustrated in this style

What so you call the breasts of a female ghost? Boo-bies

This is a chick - like "baby chicken" chick. Baby crows, like all corvids, arenot covered in feathers like a chicken chick is.

But.... Aren't we all?

Aunt Lucy. Lucy Fer.

There's a good draggo.

You forgot Midsommer.

At this point Freddy would be doing me a favour. 😞

Hannibal Catcer

Isn't that the lead singer from the band, Betelgeuse and the Bio-Exorcists? 🤔

that's a dirty f*****g word!

Legend states Victor Hugo mailed his wife Adele a bat in an envelope.

That kid laughing at the right 😂

Now that's an Ouija board I wouldn't worry about using! Any supernatural stuff that happened later would just be cheese dreams!

Oh I loved Spike!

Well yeah there's no need to confront me like this srsly

There's an actual meme for this! I am not alone.

Yes, but where do I find this someone? 🤨

YESSSSSS I love my boots

I'll take a bunny, I've seen Monty Python's Holy Grail movie.... ill definitely be taking a bunny

That's nit Satan, it's our buddy Krampus!

Was/is that an actual thing?

Must be a My Chemical Romance gig. The opening number will be Welcome to the Black Parade. Alternatives - Alannah Myles, in which case wear some black velvet as well. About the eye shadow - paint it black. If you normally wear bright colours then it's back to black. You should consider changing you name to Betty. Lastly, I hope you aren't the black sheep of the family. I could go on but I won't.

Bet you it's a right pain to dust the horns.

Two beauties who defy their femme fatale appearances & have hearts of gold. <3

"I hate myself!"

Should have used Persil. Other brands may be available.

Trump without make up and wig

Quite right. You shouldn't bottle things up.

Reply's with "I cannot tell a lie".

The cheese decided to to spill. It's the cheeses problem

Orko got sexy?

For goodness sake BP you censored her surname! It’s getting ridiculous now.

Produces list of Bognor Regis local town councillors.

Karen - Bride of Chucky

I feel the same way about Deadpool! 😂