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You've probably heard about the phenomenon of malicious compliance, which may be intentional or purely accidental. The logic is simple: you follow the rules way too directly and you end up conforming to the request, but not its spirit. Almost always, it results in hilarious accidents and you can check them out in Bored Panda’s previous compilation.

But this time we are getting delicious, and correct me if I’m wrong, but if there's food involved, the absurdity level is likely to increase ten times. From asking for extra pepperoni and being served every single pepperoni in the world to mistyping 12-inch pizza and getting a solid 1-inch treat, these are the real incidents that could have happened to me and you.

"Be careful what you wish for" has never sounded so hangry!

#1

When Your 3 Year Old Asks For A Rainbow Dinosaur Donut Birthday You Deliver. Drew Up The Design And Had It Made And They Did An Awesome Job

When Your 3 Year Old Asks For A Rainbow Dinosaur Donut Birthday You Deliver. Drew Up The Design And Had It Made And They Did An Awesome Job

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Vic
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When anyone asks me to describe happiness, I'll show them this picture..

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Happiness Is Hippo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's going to be one happy 3 year old!

kasa alex
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Found my next birthday cake

Bacony
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is the best possible direction this could've gone in.

Nico Di Angelo
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That drawing is amazing! I can't even draw a stick figure lol.

Miss Cris
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like a drawing from one of those books for children to colouring them.

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averageperson
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like the cake artist put a whole lot more effort into this than they were expected to. How sweet of them!

glowworm2
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5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is epic! The drawing itself is fantastic, but they really delivered on that cake!

Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That is one brilliant cake (and bakery for bringing the client's vision to life)!

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    #2

    I Told My Son He Could Only Get One Donut

    I Told My Son He Could Only Get One Donut

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    Nary Vang
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This kid is going places.

    Mojones
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do or Donut, there is no try

    Pusfarm
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love this! Donuts are one of my favorite food groups.

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    Pseudo Puppy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    well, he DID follow your rules. (smart kid - I like his brain)

    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That boy has brains that are wasted amongst us mortals

    Vicky Zar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wonder if he found and bought it or if he requested it.

    Elizabeth Nichols
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is in Oklahoma City! Brown's donuts are old school awesome !

    Balaska
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That kid is going places.

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    #3

    Friend Ordered Chicken On Her Pizza In Israel. Reasonable Execution

    Friend Ordered Chicken On Her Pizza In Israel. Reasonable Execution

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is literally the most insane madness that my eyes have ever seen. Ever. Insane. Pure madness.

    Michelle C
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome! Now fold it and take a bite

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If a topping is not on the menu, don't ask, just pick something else.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah hah, that is brilliant. That actually looks like a tasty non-traditional pizza with the addition of the pine-nuts, spices, fresh tomato and onion.

    mph seti
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would still eat the whole thing. Ideally while making eye contact with everyone around me.

    Daria B
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Okay, it IS insane, but I would NOT complain. Looks kinda awesome. I just hope they serve the right tools to eat it, or at least some hygienic gloves.

    Tiari
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you need gloves to eat a chicken?

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    Eddie Maurer
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just break up the chicken and put in slices. That roasted chicken looks amazing and better than dry chicken they'd prolly put on at a normal place

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    It seems like there’s no big deal in going to a restaurant, sitting down, and ordering yourself a feast. But unfortunately, things can turn sour really fast and there are some rights you should know about that the waiter will likely not tell you.

    First of all, food in restaurants should always be of a nice, decent (well, at least satisfactory) quality. Most importantly, it should be safe to eat and it should match the description on the menu. If you feel like your meal fails to meet the standards, you should first report the problem, and second, you are entitled to claim a refund.

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    #4

    A Customer Called Asking If We Were Practicing Social Distancing With Her Sandwiches. I Told Her We Are, But Tbh Guys I'm Running Out Of Space

    A Customer Called Asking If We Were Practicing Social Distancing With Her Sandwiches. I Told Her We Are, But Tbh Guys I'm Running Out Of Space

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    Nico Di Angelo
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Finally I'm glad to see people are doing this! I mean we have to protect our sandwiches.

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hah, that's cute, but where are their masks?

    wyndmere
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're done breathing; next is being consumed.

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It does what it says on the tin

    Anja Schmidt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pee my pants people! So she is changing her arms with every burger ???

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    #5

    Olive Garden Is Proving A Point!

    Olive Garden Is Proving A Point!

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sometimes you just know it.

    LittleMissLotus
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This literally happened to me one time in Boston when I was a kid! I politely asked the waitress if I could have an extra mint because they were my favorite and she brought me back an entire cup! Ask ( politely) and ye shall receive lol

    Socat
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hi. Carole Baskin owns a self called sanctuary for tigers in america (don't remember where) and has a war against zoo's using big cats like dolls. Her rich husband disapeared in a strange way, and a lot of people think she killed him and gave his corpse to the tigers. If you want to know more about this astonishing world (really... Those are all mad People), there is a documentary on Netflix : Tiger King.

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    Clavelle
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like when strangers can form connections

    RaroaRaroa
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have an election coming up in New Zealand. This is one of our local candidates. The moment I saw her billboard I could only think of one person. 3993-l-5f3...6366b6.jpg 3993-l-5f39d776366b6.jpg

    Martha Meyer
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who is Carol and why was her husband eaten by tigers?

    Sadia Timmermans
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What does fed her husband to the tights mean?

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    #6

    Asked For Extra Pepperoni

    Asked For Extra Pepperoni

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    Troux
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pizza Hut will do a pepperoni lover's with extra pepperoni and stack it even thicker than this - think three layers of pepperoni before you touch cheese. A year's worth of sodium in one sitting...

    Stimpy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to get my sodium done early in the year...

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    Phil Vaive
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't see the problem here...

    Lisa
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    oh pepperoni, out of all the cured meats I miss you the most

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jalapenos AND pepperoni???? OMFG....where is this place? GIMME!!!!!!!!!

    Lindy Mac
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT is a heavenly pizza. It should be the standard!

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    Second, if you feel like the quality of service is low, you should report it to the manager and refuse to pay the service charge. Again, remember that you should have a legit reason for doing so, and simply not liking your waiter doesn’t qualify as one.

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    And third, any establishment which is licensed—and which serves alcohol—has to give free tap water. Meanwhile, restaurants that are not licensed to sell alcohol may even charge you for this, since it’s considered a part of service.

    #7

    Asked If I Could Buy One Single Munchkin For My Dog's Birthday (Who Loves The Drive-Thru) And They Blessed Her With All This. Glazed Munchkins, Bacon, And Whipped Cream!

    Asked If I Could Buy One Single Munchkin For My Dog's Birthday (Who Loves The Drive-Thru) And They Blessed Her With All This. Glazed Munchkins, Bacon, And Whipped Cream!

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone's a sucker for a hound. Hope he enjoyed his... um.. whatever that is

    Vicky Zar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't something like this making dogs sick?

    Kitsune Fox Girl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever came up with and made this for your doggo is a god/goddess in disguise

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually, to me this sounds pretty good. I love salty sweet treats. Try sea salt and olive oil on vanilla bean ice cream, heaven!

    Pusfarm
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've eaten some bizarre combinations, but this sounds extra bizarre! I'll have to try it.

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    Rissie
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spoiled good boi will be very happy!

    Sterrinatu
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Animals are not meant to eat things like this. Honestly, humans shouldn't either.

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not as a part of a complete breakfast every day, but as an occasional treat, sure.

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    Sarah Luna
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our Pug eats his own poop before we can get it off the ground. This is a refreshing change.

    Gina Babe
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Customer service done right!

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    #8

    Asked For Extra Cheese

    Asked For Extra Cheese

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    Melissa Wong
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's no such thing as too much cheese. Especially on a pizza.

    Malakai
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually...there is. There's a pizza place in my town that all the waiters and waitresses will ask if you're nee if you order extra cheese, because no one orders extra cheese that's been there, because they put SO MUCH CHEESE on it to begin with. Like will literally choke you amounts if you aren't careful 😂 Best damn pizza I've ever had

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    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to see the problem.

    Pseudo Puppy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ah the games minimum-wage employees play.... anything to get an extra $ out of the tight-arsed boss' hands. haha

    Hilary Mol
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would totally eat the heck out of that cheese amoeba.

    GirlFriday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks about right to me.

    Guild N. Stern
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the perfect amount of cheese, and should be the new standard for all other pizza places to follow.

    Vicky Reptile
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a regular pizza for me. Here in Argentina we make them very cheesy.

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    #9

    I Got Another Mac And Cheese Burger. This Time I Asked For "As Much Mac And Cheese As You Can Without Getting Fired." I Might Not Survive

    I Got Another Mac And Cheese Burger. This Time I Asked For "As Much Mac And Cheese As You Can Without Getting Fired." I Might Not Survive

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mac and Cheese on a burger???

    Arika Biara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeh...I'm Aussie. I think it's odd too.

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    BusLady
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Even the bun is laughing.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I was disgusted, but now I'm strangely curious. Either way, my body is going "you want to eat this delectable food sin", but the strange, logical part of my mind is going "do it and your arteries will be begging you for sweet mercy."

    Laura Gastelum
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me too. This could be one of those foods I become obsessed with and wish I had never tried it

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    Meyer Weinstock
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMFG! Where is this place? I want one!

    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a fork and knife burger

    Bami Bal
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do Americans ever order something just as it is on the menu? Posts like these give me the impressions that Americans always want to change something.

    Catlady6000
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a server in America, some people do not even look at the menu. They order what they think you should have and then argue when you say it is not available. "You had it last week." Grrrr. I can deal with custom orders, so long as it's something we can actually do, it's your money, you should be able to get what you want, within reason. My mantra was always If it's legal, moral and possible, we can do it for you

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    Zimphella
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a place near me that has a mac n' cheese burger. It's quite good.

    Nico Di Angelo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this actually sounds pretty good.

    ImaDerp
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Macca’s is taking literal to a whole new level 🤣

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    #10

    I Left A Note In The Delivery Instructions Asking For As Much Extra Ranch As “Legally Allowed By State Law”

    I Left A Note In The Delivery Instructions Asking For As Much Extra Ranch As “Legally Allowed By State Law”

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would appear that whilst very generous, State Law does draw a line. Not TOTALLY full.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are you DRINKING it?! Geez. Also, just keep a bottle in your fridge, saves hassle

    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "house" ranch dressing isn't quite the same as what you can get in a bottle. I'm not really sure exactly how to describe it, but it is distinctly different.

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    Just Carmen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was probably a really long night in the kitchen and having that note come in just made their night!

    abby smink
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've had restaurants just give me the whole bottle before.

    Arctic Fox Lover
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm honest....... I kind of expected even more XDDDD

    Id row
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's gross, but I hope you tipped them well.

    Abby Robinson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently your state has NO laws regulating ranch dressing!!!!!!!!

    Adrienne Williams
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more ranch for them then. i love ranch.WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    #11

    Ordered An Espresso Shot Over Ice This Morning

    Ordered An Espresso Shot Over Ice This Morning

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    Pseudo Puppy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a barista (makes coffee)... this is both hilarious, and ludicrous. Either your barista doesn't know their job, or are torturing you.... or maybe they're trying to be nice, so you can combine them when you want...? Regardless, this is funny.

    Monday
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the latter. Take away orders are often given separately if the barista has time to do so in may places.

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    Arika Biara
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is genius if you went through drive through.

    John Ford
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They could just be being funny

    Paul Z.
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see a massive amount of waste.

    ArhomR
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dunkin Donuts have baristas?

    Borgia 137
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I started to order ice for my espresso recently. They look at me as a lunatic, but i can let sugar melt in hot coffee, and then cool it down to "kick it in" 🤣

    Chris Sprucefield
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Iced coffee, you want it cold... This is brilliant, as the coffee will cool down, and get further down as you pour it...

    Anja Schmidt
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is clever & smart! Love it. DIY for later. top!

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wouldn’t want the outside of that paper cup touching my ice.

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    #12

    I Asked My Thai Place To Make It So Spicy Someone Would Get In Trouble ... They Gave Me This

    I Asked My Thai Place To Make It So Spicy Someone Would Get In Trouble ... They Gave Me This

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    MrTree1779
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I worked at a Chinese restaurant 22 years ago, we had a customer whose order was always so spicy that it made the owner (who was also the head chef) evacuate the cooking area. He'd then throw on a *mask and goggles* and add the amount of chili sauce the customer wanted while cooking. The steam and smoke made us cough, and we weren't even *in* the kitchen. --- I don't think the customer had any taste buds left.

    Kimberley Thomas
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds like me. I'm always on the search for the spiciest thing possible for "I think my taste buds are dead due to previous endeavors, but I still want to try." Some things used to be slight spicy to me but not anymore. Now everything just tastes like vinegar to me. I still like wasabi even though it doesn't go to my taste buds. Instead, I feel a sensation that goes straight to my brain to scratch it I feel. A lot of places said Ghost Pepper was high in whatcha-macallits. Nope. Nothing but vinegar as in my tongue isn't burning. Overall, I'm still on the search for whatever will make my tongue dance and retreat. Anytime I go anywhere to eat I ask "What do you have that's spicy and vegetarian?" I'm always looking for a Vegetarian Chili Contest. There's a restaurant in NYC that has something similar, (Monster Hell Ramen Challenge — Strings Ramen) but due to the pandemic, I have to wait.😥

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    Bhadrika Love
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Korean restaurant had "Spicy Fighting Chicken" on the menu. "What's that?" "It's chicken." "Yes, but what kind?" "Spicy chicken." "Clearly, but what's 'fighting' mean?" "That's how spicy it is." I never had so much fun watching my son eat.... (Now I grow him weapons-grade ghost peppers, which he dries and grinds, to dust his food with.)

    Emperor Kitten
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Used to work at a Mexican place in New Mexico. We would add Purecap (concentrated capsaicin) to our green chili when people asked for extra hot. The smell from the bottle would work your nose hair, and the paint was worn away on the shelf where it was kept.

    CatWoman312
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An old supervisor of mine asked for some chili the hottest they could make it. She loves spicy food, but not that spicy. It literally tasted like you took a spoonful of pepper and sprinkled it on your tongue. You couldn’t even taste the chili. I like spicy food, but I also like to taste food so something has to give lol

    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds as though it might be a touch saucy

    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's going to be extra spicy on the way out too ya know...

    Robert Miller
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh God , that's what I love . Used to go to a place in Milwaukee that had 5 levels of spice - peasant being the hottest . Would always order whatever I got as "Peasant" Would have to argue to get it then the kitchen staff would keep checking to see if I'd eat it . Always did - and would look like I'd gone swimming by the time I'd finished !

    Laura Gastelum
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to get nuclear chicken wings. The sauce would leave red welts on my face and take my breath away if I inhaled with a wing too close to my face. One of my all time favorite dinners

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    Jim Price
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The inside of the lid said... "Make sure the path to the bathroom is clear."

    Demongrrrrl
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The first time I had Thai food, it was so hot I couldn't taste the food. The heat was the only thing that registered on my taste buds.

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    #13

    Her Mom Asked For A "Child Sized" Cone

    Her Mom Asked For A "Child Sized" Cone

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    Foxxy (The Original)
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And....? I don’t see the problem lol.

    zims
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These people know exactly what size children want

    Beeps
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How stingy, that’s not even half of this child’s size! 🤣

    Vicky Zar
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Child size is bigger than adult size, duh

    CatWoman312
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like she’s gripping a cloud

    Finn The Crab
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think so and the suit in the picture is so well made ahh im jealous

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    Michelle C.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well if it were up to the kid, that WOULD be considered child-size.

    Princess Procrastination
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't pay that much attention to the girl. I wanna know where she is and its probably a furry convention judging by the furry

    Arctic Fox Lover
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where is she, a furry convention? Lol

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    #14

    A Customer Jokingly Complained To The Bartender That His Blue Cheese Wasn't Blue The Last Time He Ordered It

    A Customer Jokingly Complained To The Bartender That His Blue Cheese Wasn't Blue The Last Time He Ordered It

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    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many Smurfs were murdered to dye it?

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They had died when the mushroom pizza arrived.

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    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once made my baby brother some green eggs, because Dr. Seuss. He wouldn't eat them.

    Lily Dawson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I instantly thought of Percy Jackson 😂

    Anja Schmidt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as impossible, but does it taste like blue cheese?

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    #15

    Just Ordered A 12 Inch Pizza And Meant To Ask For It To Be 10 Inch, I Mistyped And Put 1 Inch…

    Just Ordered A 12 Inch Pizza And Meant To Ask For It To Be 10 Inch, I Mistyped And Put 1 Inch…

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    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "INSTESSD PLEAADE" says it all. This is what alcohol and online ordering leads to!

    Nary Vang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one expensive pizza.

    Mme de Poppadom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Instead of CAPTCHA there should be a spelling test to determine basic ordering sobriety.

    Martz Migraña
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Man, reminds me of the day I bought cheese online, and instead of type 1 Kg, I just order 10 grams. That was the saddest little piece of cheese ever :(

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is one pricey and very pitiful looking pizza.

    bryguy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You pay for a 12"... you pay for a min charge fee... but you want it smaller? No discount for it being smaller so what's the point? Also love the "CAN YOUDO IT 1 INCH INSTESSD PLEAASE." And it's not like its the middle of the night drunk coming out of a bar, its 6:50pm

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Doesn't mean it's not middle of the night drunk dialing for the OP

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    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would they think he actually wants 1 inch? Shouldn't they have called and confirmed? 10 bucks for that thing! Come on

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why you should re-read your orders even if you're drunk.

    Daniel Gilbert
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    10.00 dollars for a 1inch pizza——?????

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    #16

    Ordered 12 Tacos At Jack In The Box At 2am, Drive Thru Person Must’ve Accidentally Put In 12 Twice Because We Were Asked Again How Many We Got At The Window, When We Said Twelve He Just Shrugged And Told Us To Take All Of Them (24). We Deliciously Complied

    Ordered 12 Tacos At Jack In The Box At 2am, Drive Thru Person Must’ve Accidentally Put In 12 Twice Because We Were Asked Again How Many We Got At The Window, When We Said Twelve He Just Shrugged And Told Us To Take All Of Them (24). We Deliciously Complied

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, because 12 tacos is a totally average order to begin with.

    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey, gotta feed the apostles SOMEHOW

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    Craig Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jack in the box Taco's are so damn good. I might get some today now.

    Cee Mor
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AHHHH I Miss Jack in the Box tacos. I too would have taken them all and eaten them..heck it's 5:30 am here in Illinois now and I'd drive anywhere if I could just get them now but alas, we don't have Jack in the Box here anymore )-;

    Liz Radtke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG why does no one realize this - Tacos are sold in PAIRS at Jack in the Box. They ordered 12 orders of 2 tacos.

    Liz Radtke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah so youre one of those people that actually keeps their car clock correct

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    Nathan Girard
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here's the thing, though. At Jack in the Box, tacos are sold in pairs. So if the cashier put in 12, that means 24 would be made.

    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just in time for the great taco give-a-way.

    Patti
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yum. I love their weird tacos

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    #17

    I Manage A Deli For A Small Chain Supermarket. One Of The Cart Guys Asked Me To Make A Pizza With 4x Extra Cheese. That's 30oz Of Cheese

    I Manage A Deli For A Small Chain Supermarket. One Of The Cart Guys Asked Me To Make A Pizza With 4x Extra Cheese. That's 30oz Of Cheese

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    ThreeOfAKind
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least you can still see the crust though

    Marvin HoG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't you mean too bad, you can still see the crust.

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    Mica Fiverline
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now THAT is a cheese Pizza I can get behind^^

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    850g for the non-USA readers. :)

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I fail to see the problem here.

    Clavelle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That actually looks kinda good

    Max L.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have this variant ordinary here in Italy. Also with 4 different cheeses.

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    #18

    I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

    I Asked The Lady To Cut My Sandwich Into Three Pieces

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You didn't say "Even pieces". Mission successfully accomplished.

    John L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like you asked too late, after they cut it in half....

    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they just cut it in half out of habit, then remembered the request.

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Evil genius! Give that person a pay rise!

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, after all, you didn't specify 3 equal sized pieces. 😁

    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone miscalculated.

    Kristie Yuill
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they asked after the lady had already cut it in half

    Michelle C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Publix Sub!!!!! Had one last night

    Emy Loves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She cut it in half first and then was like, "S**t!...I got this! Voila!"

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    #19

    I Mean I Like Mushrooms On Pizza But This Is Too Far!

    I Mean I Like Mushrooms On Pizza But This Is Too Far!

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    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's not mushroom left for any other toppings!

    Balaska
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could both upvote and downvote you :D

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    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the most beautiful pizza I've ever seen... Seriously. I friggin love mushrooms

    Night Owl
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want! This is my kind of pizza (this or with a lot of vegetables)

    Raine Soo
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whoever made this pizza must have been a fungi. I will excuse myself now.

    GirlFriday
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    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks amazing.

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's kinda awesome. But what are the sauces for? :o

    Catlady6000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some places in the States have begun to offer this, for the crust

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    #20

    A Customer Asked For A Breakfast Sandwich In A Bagel

    A Customer Asked For A Breakfast Sandwich In A Bagel

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    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Special orders confuse their system!"

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a moment I was like "That's really weird, why would they ask for that?"

    EA
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are technically correct

    Martz Migraña
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Come to Mexico and ask for a "guajolota", that's a tamal inside of a bolillo (kind of bread) 😂

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That sounds delicious! We have the infamous "chip butty" in the United Kingdom. (Nothing more than chips aka. french fries on buttered white roll or bread. If you're feeling fancy you can add a condiment like ketchup, mayonnaise or brown sauce. Mmm, carbs on carbs.) I think Australia has a similar "sandwich" as well. PS- Why is BoredPanda suddenly hiding comments? I reviewed my comment and can't find any reason why it would be blocked. I didn't use any obscene language. Strange...

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sorry, but the sandwich maker is probably not playing with a full deck. Even stupider if they did it on purpose because you risk making it all over again. I guess if they'd have asked for "breakfast sandwich *on* a bagel", they would have understood more? Or would they still have done it this way?

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people are just very literal. They may have high-functioning autism and be generally very smart but have trouble with certain little things like this.

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    #21

    I Asked The Guy Taking My Order For, “As Much Fire Sauce As You Can Give Me Without Losing Your Job.” Turns Out That’s 243 Packets. I Love You Taco Bell, And Promise Not To Ask For Anymore Sauce For A While

    I Asked The Guy Taking My Order For, “As Much Fire Sauce As You Can Give Me Without Losing Your Job.” Turns Out That’s 243 Packets. I Love You Taco Bell, And Promise Not To Ask For Anymore Sauce For A While

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    Marta Dyrgała
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, yes, that's awesome and funny but I can't stop thinking about how much garbage is produced by those very little sauce packets. Restaurants really should think about a new way of selling them.

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't selling them...if they were selling them they could just put it in a bottle and sell it that way. What needs to change (by that logic) is people expecting extra sauce with their takeout, since that's the reason the sauce packets exist.

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    Anja Schmidt
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so now you´re a firestarter ...

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They usually give you a lot to begin with. I have a drawer full.

    Stephen Lyford
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to confess, I love the FIRE sauce.

    Mme de Poppadom
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These are going right into the packet drawer. Does Europe still charge you per condiment? Might create less waste and excessive packaging. I've seen places sell their sauces in bottles as well.

    Kisses4Katie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We ask for "an a*s of sauce" and keep it in our fridge. We get a bag of all flavors each time.

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess they thought no one else might like some!

    Shirley Heyn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Way to put the place out of business - absolutely no profit, and certainly no humor!

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pushing the envelope here.

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    #22

    “Can I Have Avocado On The Side?”

    “Can I Have Avocado On The Side?”

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    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I’m from that’s about $12 worth of extra avocado in a restaurant

    Martz Migraña
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so sad! I have an avocado tree and I literally just eat them as I would eat an apple 😅

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    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd do this, too. What do they mean? What was expected? 😱

    Gemjoybug
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take it to the bank, probably enough there for a deposit on a house

    Guild N. Stern
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This particular avocado looks amazing.

    Doris Won-Lee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow that would make me and my kid happy for a day

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    #23

    Sour Cream On The Side Please

    Sour Cream On The Side Please

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    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's taco bell, what do you expect?

    Bama Belle
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, I believe this. My kid sister's first job was waiting tables at a local cafe. A customer ordered salad dressing on the side, so my sister made a little channel of dressing around the salad, along the inside of the bowl. The customer had a good laugh.

    Dottie Dantzler
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I asked for mustard on my hamburger bun to be put on both sides(since everyone usually leaves one bun plain.) I had mustard on the inside and outside of the bun.

    Billy Barty
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So it's on the side of the taco but not on the wrapper? Magic, I guess.

    Cody Duffin
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this one got a good laugh out of me

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    #24

    Dude Asked For Extra Mayo

    Dude Asked For Extra Mayo

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    Steve
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hahah, oh my god.. I'm reading this whilst in a meeting, and I just laughed out loud O_o

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am dying thank God my office door is shut lmao

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I ask for mayo on my subs, I always specify "just a tiny bit of mayo" and I *still* get so much it spurts out of the sandwich. I can fully believe that this is what "extra mayo" looks like to those people!

    glowworm2
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm lovin' it just a little too much!

    Carroll Cadden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband would think that was just the right amount of mayo.

    Scratch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone is tired of people asking for extra s**t.

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    #25

    Extra Limes For My Gin And Tonic

    Extra Limes For My Gin And Tonic

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    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put limes the rest of the way around and invent the Palm Tonic.

    MrTree1779
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comes with straw, served in bamboo tumbler.

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    Marcia Cash
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is the way I order Sprite

    okpkpkp
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    used to love gin and tonics with extra lime

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    #26

    Asked For A Side Of Onions. Wasn't Disappointed

    Asked For A Side Of Onions. Wasn't Disappointed

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    HempFairy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look delicious! Hummmmm....

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These look yummy actually!

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mouth started watering, lol.

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My daughter's and my idea of a good time.

    ebony1k124 touch
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They are deliciously sweet by this time.

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mmm, I love caramelised onions (especially in French Onion soup).

    Sk8_boy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can’t eat onions 😢

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    #27

    “Can I Get Extra Egg?” In Tokyo, Japan

    “Can I Get Extra Egg?” In Tokyo, Japan

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    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fun fact: Standard Japanese does not differentiate between singular and plural, so 'egg' and 'eggs' are no different.

    fuggnuggins
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Neither did the customer differentiate. On a side note, I was working as a breakfast chef at a cafe and the other chef had the idea to give three eggs as a standard serve to try and boost sales. The craziness of trying to poach 30+ eggs at a time aside, a guy comes in and orders a standard breakfast (w/ 3 eggs, chorizo, 2 bacon rashers, tomato, mushrooms, spinach and toast) and asks for 10 extra eggs. Clean plate returned. Dunno how he did it. More than three and my body revolts.

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    Jayne Kyra
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can never get the eggs I cook to look like that. I tried following guides and videos, still the yolk is fully cooked. If someone could give me advice on what worked for them, I would really appreciate it.

    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First take eggs out of the fridge and let them get to room temperature. Cook water. Wait until its hot. Put eggs in. Small eggs must cook for about 5 minutes or less, medium eggs for about 6 minutes, large eggs for 7 minutes. When the time is up, put them straight into cold water.

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's perfectly boiled egg though.. I would not be sad about this

    Tiffany Zhu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    honestly those ramen eggs are delicious I would not have a problem with that except I wouldn't want them to get in trouble for giving me 5 1/2 eggs when they usually give you 1

    Carmen Flores
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm guessing the answer was "YES"!

    Fuzzy spectrum
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm getting hungry. Wish my eggs looked like that

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    #28

    Extra Tomato

    Extra Tomato

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    Suzi Gauthier
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tomato does seem a little "extra."

    Emy Loves
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hell, might as well go vegan. That small patty doesn't stand a chance now.

    Fixin'Ta
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That tomato is definitely extra.

    CHUA YEE HWEE
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THAT ONE HECK OF A BIG SLICE OF TOMATO! NOW GIMME THAT *SNATCHES THE BURGER AND EATS IT* YuMm

    Laila sinke
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we talk about the size of that tOMATO

    ArhomR
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hacked tomato, ridiculous!

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    #29

    Ordered Two Cheese And One Pepperoni. Got One Pepperoni

    Ordered Two Cheese And One Pepperoni. Got One Pepperoni

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it common to be able to buy pizza by the slice?

    DragonsFox
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On the East Coast, yes. On the West Coast, you have to actually go hunt down places that will sell by the slice. In Minnesota I just got Dominos so I don't know how it is in the Midwest.

    j b milam
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That just looks kind of sad.

    averageperson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like something I would do on accident.

    similarly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Japan there are places that'll sell pizza by the slice.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see exactly what they ordered.

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    #30

    Customer Asked For An Ungodly Amount Of Pepperoni

    Customer Asked For An Ungodly Amount Of Pepperoni

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    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if you can still see the crust - there's still space for more. ;)

    LittleMissLotus
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ungodly? Idk that looks pretty heavenly to me

    Dre Mosley
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Put more dough over all that pepperoni and make a calzone pizza.

    Heidrance
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i mean, if you keep kosher or halal, *any* amount of pepperoni is unGodly.

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That doesn't even look cooked! Picture by preparer?

    KarmaPeace
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids would be in pizza heaven with that

    Randy Klefbeck
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And God will hate you for this......later.

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    #31

    I Asked For Extra Fried Chickpeas In My Rice Bowl, And Got Exactly What I Asked For. Almost As Much Chickpea As There Was Rice

    I Asked For Extra Fried Chickpeas In My Rice Bowl, And Got Exactly What I Asked For. Almost As Much Chickpea As There Was Rice

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    Troux
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a win! Looks delicious.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right? That seems like the perfect amount for one meal :D

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    #32

    My Husband Ordered A Hot Fudge Sundae With "As Many Peanuts As You're Allowed To Give Me" - He Happily Used Them All

    My Husband Ordered A Hot Fudge Sundae With "As Many Peanuts As You're Allowed To Give Me" - He Happily Used Them All

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is such an insane amount it's absolutely... um... nuts. sorry *ashamed face*

    Id row
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My local DQ isn't that generous.

    FireStone Beware
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a lot of nuts... as a dirty minded person I must do this... *deep inhale* THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't they be chopped though?

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    #33

    Gin Martini, Extra Olives

    Gin Martini, Extra Olives

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    HempFairy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like one of Maximum Derek's cocktail, from The Good Place!

    Max L.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They’re never enough.

    Joy Stowe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a martini and a snack!

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They gave the extra olives in a side glass with ice? Wow, that's service

    Ally Kaye
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love olives!!! I would just sit there and stuff em in my mouth 😂

    Ethan Thear
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

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    #34

    Not Spaghetti. Extra Cheese At Chipotle Never Hit Like This Before

    Not Spaghetti. Extra Cheese At Chipotle Never Hit Like This Before

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    Thalia Grace
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There can never be too much cheese!

    Demongrrrrl
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That server must have been in s bad mood. "You want extra cheese? FINE. Have some damn cherse!"

    Spikey Bunny
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never been to Chipotle... is it good?

    Bexx 🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google why people are boycotting chipotle in 2023 and then make your decision

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    #35

    Someone Asked Me To Make One With “Everything” On It. 3 Mayos, Mustard, Ketchup, A1, 4 Hot Sauces, 5 Cheeses, All Veggies And All Toppings Plus Queso, Chili And Salsa Verde

    Someone Asked Me To Make One With “Everything” On It. 3 Mayos, Mustard, Ketchup, A1, 4 Hot Sauces, 5 Cheeses, All Veggies And All Toppings Plus Queso, Chili And Salsa Verde

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    Hooked
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like it has been eaten before and replaced under a bun, ready to be eaten again.

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    Bender Bending Rodríguez
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks good to me. I'd put it in a bowl and have at it with utensils.

    LC Greenwood
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody was really stoned when they ordered this

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Waiter? A side of tortilla chips too, please :)

    Scott Hudson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That paper plate is gonna struggle under that weight.

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sure, but not after you've eaten it...

    DanieLegz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope you know a good plumber

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    #36

    I Ordered A Gyro Plate And A Side Of Fries

    I Ordered A Gyro Plate And A Side Of Fries

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    Monty Is Fiennes
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh...they do not look like good chips....

    Sonya Jersey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's because they're actual potatoes that have only been cut and fried and nothing else added or done to them. color also may vary due to the quality of the oil used.

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    sabocat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That amount of fries is normal in NL, not proud of it, just informing. We would have mayo with it though.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, if you buy a big order for a few people. This seems to be meant for one person?

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    Rebekah
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Greek, and fried carbs. What's not to like?

    Hannah Marshall
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean that's standard in the UK... Burger on one box, or kebab, and chips in another. Those chips are undercooked.

    Loki C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is this a restaurant called Nick's? Because that's precisely how their gyro and fries come.

    sorlag110
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is it not common to eat kebab and gyros with a side of fries? It's a standard menu item in Sweden that all kebab places have

    Ninja Nonna
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You totally lucked out...I hope there were 2 of you?

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Styrofoam off-gasses into hot food.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that's what it is.

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    #37

    I Asked For My Burger To Be Cut In Half At Work...

    I Asked For My Burger To Be Cut In Half At Work...

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    Brenda Couvee
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You shouldn't eat mince meat unless it's completely cooked. So much rubbish meat from the processing plant, possibly contaminated from animal faeces etc.

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    Balaska
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't eat that, steak OK to be pink, burgers, not OK. Bacteria on surface of a steak gets cooked. Burger mince is ground, so bacteria gets spread throughout the mince. Cook them all the way through people.

    b l a n c
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah it's seriously disgusting how pink it is

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    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Freshly ground beef is safe to eat rare. So if this restaurant grinds the beef themselves, this should be OK. But factory-made ground beef shouldn't be served this raw. It *probably* won't make you sick, but it's still a risk.

    Marek Yanchurak
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    IFF the practice sufficient and frequent cleansing routines of their equipment.

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    Sardonic Scribe
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That... looks like it still has some mooing left in it. :/

    Sonya Jersey
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's raw. a little more raw and you could hear it

    Suzieq
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If they couldn't even understand how to cut the burger in half, why would you think expect freshly ground and good quality meat? I'd be suspicious.

    StrawberryParfait
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hamburger meat should never be rare, unless you enjoy bacterial infections.

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    #38

    Told The Guys I Like A Lot Of Extra Sauce Because It Just Makes The Food So Much Better. They Definitely Complied. Shout Out To The Taco Bell On Central In NYC

    Told The Guys I Like A Lot Of Extra Sauce Because It Just Makes The Food So Much Better. They Definitely Complied. Shout Out To The Taco Bell On Central In NYC

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    Freezer Burn
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On a side note, they are no longer serving their cheesy zesty potatoes or any cube potatoes for that matter anymore. That was literally my only reason for ever eating there. Thank you for reading my rant, I feel slightly better now. Please enjoy the rest of your day.

    Pungent Sauce
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They killed the 7-layer burrito too. A sad day for my veggie friends.

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    Debra Trayler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm Australian. I'm not sure what we're looking at here. Some kind of plastic dump somewhere?

    Dorothy Cloud
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm surprised Taco Bell ever has this sauce on hand. They over give to anyone that asks!!!

    Clara Knaub
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don’t down vote him/her, it’s true. It’s too bad that they can’t find a way to not use plastic.

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    #39

    I'd Be Fine With This, Honestly

    I'd Be Fine With This, Honestly

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it would become a freaking mess while transporting it to you and it doesn't come in packets?

    Hans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Absolutely, this is courtesy. Good delivery services put the souce extra, so that you do not have a soaked mess upon arrival.

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    Vicki Heilbronn
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    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As an ex Macca's worker, we used to have a lot of people ask for extra mac sauce to put on their fries. So depending on where he put the request for the extra sauce (such as if it was just in the comments box) this is exactly what you would get unless specified for it to be on the burger.

    Curran Evans
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always get extra mac sauce, sometimes I add it too a different burger. This image is haunting me!!!!

    Katinka Min
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they got complaints about 'now it's too much and I want my money back'

    SanchaTheSeeker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We get them in small plastic tubs

    CincyReds
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would freaking love that! mac sauce is amazing!

    Joel Emmett
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At my McDonalds, when I ask for extra anything they leave it off entirely. Every. Single. Time. I mean, why??? FML.

    Tiffany Zhu
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My guess is they'd probably do that because they're not sure how much extra you want. I agree though, it can be quite annoying.

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    #40

    $18

    $18

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    Scagsy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hope that bill isn't £s or $s or else that is one BIG bill to go with that one BIG Cheeseburger

    Pseudo Puppy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that's a lot of burger for $18.... but why do it, other than as a joke?

    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean Spend $18 on food and next throw it in the waste? Sounds pretty funny to me.... /S

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    Ninja Nonna
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is just a nasty joke in very poor taste.

    Sasha Kuleshov
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is basically a cow's thigh with cheese and bread XD

    Wendy
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the bill is factoring in defibrillation costs ....

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    #41

    50 Garlic Ramen (Gunma Prefecture, Japan)

    50 Garlic Ramen (Gunma Prefecture, Japan)

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    sabocat
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone with a garlic addiction *fetish* (like me) should watch the doc "Garlic is as Good as Ten Mothers" (1980)

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You'll keep vampires away for the next fifty years eating this. (It looove garlic, so this looks amazing.)

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    perfect. Also, no mosquitoes!

    Malakai
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see nothing wrong here, just delicious ramen

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    #42

    Mom: “How Many Tacos Do You Want?” Dad: “Idk, Several” Mom: (Orders 21 Tacos)

    Mom: “How Many Tacos Do You Want?” Dad: “Idk, Several” Mom: (Orders 21 Tacos)

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the people from the post earlier on, and they already ate 3 tacos on their way...

    #43

    Asked For 1 Fruity Pebble, And Got It

    Asked For 1 Fruity Pebble, And Got It

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    Bored Person
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's the little cherry on top !!!!!

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your friend ate it much faster.

    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ummm....ice cream...right. gotta look at the ice cream...

    #44

    I Asked For Extra Pepperoncini Peppers And They Did Not Disappoint

    I Asked For Extra Pepperoncini Peppers And They Did Not Disappoint

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    Martz Migraña
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are definitely not peperoncini 🤔

    Joanne Hudson
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look like them; what do you think they are?

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If this is Papa Johns, don't they charge for all this?

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But they aren't in the pizza, only as a side. And are they cooked?

    Kat Hague
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well those are the peppers that Papa John gives and they gave a lot

    #45

    We Asked For Extra Cane's Sauce... They Gave Us Extra Cane' S Sauce

    We Asked For Extra Cane's Sauce... They Gave Us Extra Cane' S Sauce

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    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice, put it in the fridge for future use

    Kat Hague
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Canes sauce is absolutely delicious so are there chicken breasts you've got to have sauce! But I've always been charged for sauce in a little tiny container I want to know where you get a cup full of sauce!

    Loki’s Lil Butter Knife
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The United States seems really fanatical when it comes to their sauces...

    AzKhaleesi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WTH I ask for extra all the time I have NEVER gotten a cup! Also... I LOVE that stuff

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    #46

    I Think My Barista Recognized Me As Crazy Caramel Girl

    I Think My Barista Recognized Me As Crazy Caramel Girl

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    Harley 1.0
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Means "Hard As a Motherf*cker"

    Richard Henderson
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Extra caramel” & “ non fat”... why bother with the non fat?

    #47

    “Extra Sprinkles Please! You Can Never Have Too Many Sprinkles”

    “Extra Sprinkles Please! You Can Never Have Too Many Sprinkles”

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    Hi.
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love straight up sprinkles ;)

    chaos kitten
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    as a child i used to eat like a handful of choc sprinkles when i wanted something sweet ahh fond memories

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there anything lurking under the surface or is it sprinkles all the way? I NEED to know.

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, there's something round-shaped. Might be a doughnut?

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    Katrina B.
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those aren't sprinkles. Sprinkles are round. These are jimmies :D

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    #48

    The Food Truck Sign Said “Fries $5, Add Cheese $2” - I Only Realized The Cheese Was Meant For Hamburgers After They Handed Me This

    The Food Truck Sign Said “Fries $5, Add Cheese $2” - I Only Realized The Cheese Was Meant For Hamburgers After They Handed Me This

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    Graeme Handley
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That cost $7?? No way I would have paid that

    K.Kobayashi
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food trucks are mostly for upscale business people these days. Our workplace has a food truck area, and I don't think you can get a whole meal for $10 from any of those trucks.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One slice of cheese is $2? And its not even real cheese.

    The Zooble
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd still eat that it would make the fries so much better ;)

    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Melt that sucker down ....it would taste great

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    Stimpy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would not call that cheese

    Jennifer Crompton
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $2 for a single slice of cheese?!?!😳

    #49

    Don't Go To Fazzolis And Sarcastically Tell Your Friend To Shred Until His Arm Gets Tired

    Don't Go To Fazzolis And Sarcastically Tell Your Friend To Shred Until His Arm Gets Tired

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    #50

    “I’d Like An Unsweetened Iced Tea With As Many Lemons As You’re Allowed To Give Me”

    “I’d Like An Unsweetened Iced Tea With As Many Lemons As You’re Allowed To Give Me”

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    Azziza
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate it when I order my unsweetened iced tea with extra lemon and they bring me like two slices. UGH!

    Dave In MD
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it aint sweet it aint tea. Proper southern sweet tea should kill a diabetic.

    PotatoNinja5000
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meanwhile everyone else who isn't American enjoys it without the diabetes.

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Warning: when in Texas, dont go into a restaurant and order unsweetened iced tea. You'll get tarred and feathered and run out of the state. I learned that the hard way. 😱

    Damon Gates
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A good friend of mine orders "ice tea with a lemon", and she means an entire lemon. She ends up with an unsweetened Arnold Palmer.

    #51

    Asked The Guy At Burger King To Give Us Two Stackers With As Many Meat Patties As Physically Possible

    Asked The Guy At Burger King To Give Us Two Stackers With As Many Meat Patties As Physically Possible

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    Thea Leval
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even get how people eat these

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't this be called the "Heat Problem Burger"?

    Alex K
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    5 years ago

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    MURICA thats why yall so fat

    #52

    When I Was A First-Year In University, A Bunch Of Us In Residence Got Domino's Delivered. One Guy Asked For A Pizza With "Triple Pepperoni" And "No Cheese". This Was The Result

    When I Was A First-Year In University, A Bunch Of Us In Residence Got Domino's Delivered. One Guy Asked For A Pizza With "Triple Pepperoni" And "No Cheese". This Was The Result

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    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No cheese? That's just dry bread and meat. Well. To each their own.

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't just aks (or do!) a pepperoni sandwich?

    #53

    When You Order An Icecream With Cone

    When You Order An Icecream With Cone

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    Jasmine Walker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would crunch that cone up and, much like the previous text: Go Ham

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    #54

    "Bring An Uncomfortable Amount Of Ranch"

    "Bring An Uncomfortable Amount Of Ranch"

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    #55

    “Can I Get Pickles With My Burger Please?” “Nothing Else?” “No, Just Pickles, Pickles, Pickles”

    “Can I Get Pickles With My Burger Please?” “Nothing Else?” “No, Just Pickles, Pickles, Pickles”

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    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm the opposite of that order. NO pickles, NO pickles etc. You get the picture

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A co-worker tried that with onions once. He kept saying "No Onions" but he guy behind the counter kept hearing Mo' Onions :)

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    #56

    Asked For Extra Onion

    Asked For Extra Onion

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    #57

    Ordered A Pizza With "Super Extra Mega Poppy Seed Crust" In The Notes. Was Not Disappointed

    Ordered A Pizza With "Super Extra Mega Poppy Seed Crust" In The Notes. Was Not Disappointed

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, that will definitely give a positive result for opiates at a drug test.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh wow, I was like, nah, can't be. But it seems that eating three teaspoons will result in a bloodlevel of opiates 4 times the amount of what is considered a positive test. https://www.winchesterhospital.org/health-library/article?id=156998. Hmm, I don't like poppy seeds anyway.

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    Anne
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hope you don't have a surprise drug test tomorrow...this shows up.

    Maria Briggs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably why they did it. They are likely a user trying to cover it up

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    Leslie Bethea
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Watch out for random drug tests...

    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would that make you high?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would not. I've made a mohnkuchen with more poppy seeds than this to no ill effects.

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    Deena Salzman
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not to yuck someone's yum...but YUCK!

    Maria Briggs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And one drug test later had a great alibi

    Miss Cris
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first, I thought it was carboniced.

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    #58

    I Thought My Husband Had A Soda, When I Asked Whats With The Fries He Told Me, "I Told Them Lots And This Is What They Gave Me!"

    I Thought My Husband Had A Soda, When I Asked Whats With The Fries He Told Me, "I Told Them Lots And This Is What They Gave Me!"

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    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    win-win...all it needs now is chili sauce on it...

    #59

    Ordered A "Half Mushroom Half Pepperoni" Pizza

    Ordered A "Half Mushroom Half Pepperoni" Pizza

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    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone was very confused about this order.

    #60

    Ordered My Steak And Cheese With “A Little Extra Steak”

    Ordered My Steak And Cheese With “A Little Extra Steak”

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    Hooked
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll probably get downvoted for this but : This looks absolutely f**ing disgusting !!!

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, I agree. Looks like the meat has been chewed up and spat back out.

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    Isabel Care
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pre digested for your convenience.

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    @Hooked: No, you don't get downvoted. This made me lose my appetite.

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    #61

    I Asked For “A Little Extra Hollandaise”

    I Asked For “A Little Extra Hollandaise”

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    Kimberley McMillan
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That hollandaise looks horrifying. Lumpy AF.

    Thalia Lovering
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What kind of criminal served this as hollandaise sauce???

    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It obviously means an industrial sized vat.

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    #62

    Asked For Extra Pickles Through A Online Order For Subway And Got This

    Asked For Extra Pickles Through A Online Order For Subway And Got This

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    #63

    Asked For Extra Garlic For My Shrimp!

    Asked For Extra Garlic For My Shrimp!

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well that will keep the vampires away.

    Anne
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and mosquitoes too! They avoid garlicy people (if there are other food sources around)

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    Lizzie Ellen
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the opposite of a problem

    Dorothy Parker
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then you peel the shells and tails and ...

    #64

    Asked For Extra M&M’s In My Mcflurry. I Think Half A Cupful Suffice

    Asked For Extra M&M’s In My Mcflurry. I Think Half A Cupful Suffice

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    Tiny Dynamine
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the contents of a sewer.

    Nary Vang
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next time, you should try asking for just 1 color so that it doesn't end up looking like mud.

    Mojones
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    5 years ago

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    Didn't M&M mean "Mud & mucus"?!

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    #65

    I Asked For More Red Robin Campfire Sauce Than Anyone Else At The Table Who Also Wanted A Lot And Cale Came Through!

    I Asked For More Red Robin Campfire Sauce Than Anyone Else At The Table Who Also Wanted A Lot And Cale Came Through!

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person would definitely have gotten in big trouble if caught by management.

    J Sizz
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or! The manager got laid the night before and was in a good mood and said "f**k it, give them all of it!"

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    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's hit or miss with Red Robin sauces. I always ask for extra, to some servers that means two little cups half full (like they're trying to fool me) or, one glorious trip, four large containers filled to the brim.

    themossman
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    he looks like walmart lin manuel miranda

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    #66

    Seen On Twitter- Guy Asked For Extra Cream Cheese On His Bagel And Got Exactly What He Ordered

    Seen On Twitter- Guy Asked For Extra Cream Cheese On His Bagel And Got Exactly What He Ordered

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    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, they DONT put cream cheese on the bagel at McDonalds. They give you packets. The cream cheese here was squeezed out of packets, this guy did it himself.

    Jackson Allinder
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may have not been McDonalds becasue he has a coffee there doesnt mean he got the food there and I dont think McDonalds used brown bags

    #67

    Order Chipotle Online For In Store Pickup. Asked For Extra Cheese. They Never Put This Much When I Order In Person. Whoever Made This, You Are Now Blessed

    Order Chipotle Online For In Store Pickup. Asked For Extra Cheese. They Never Put This Much When I Order In Person. Whoever Made This, You Are Now Blessed

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    #68

    I Love You Random Jimmy Johns Employee. I’ve Never Gotten This Much Extra Lettuce Before!

    I Love You Random Jimmy Johns Employee. I’ve Never Gotten This Much Extra Lettuce Before!

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    #69

    Drunkenly Ordered A Royal Blizzard From Dq And Asked Them To “Put As Much Fudge As They Legally Can”. 20% Ice Cream, 80% Fudge

    Drunkenly Ordered A Royal Blizzard From Dq And Asked Them To “Put As Much Fudge As They Legally Can”. 20% Ice Cream, 80% Fudge

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    Monday
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want it...the diabetes would be worth it...

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    #70

    “Make Me A Hotdog With Mustard”

    “Make Me A Hotdog With Mustard”

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Surely this was done for shits and giggles.

    Linda HS
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughed way too much at this one...

    #71

    A Single Jalapeño

    A Single Jalapeño

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    BusLady
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, is that enough lettuce, you think?

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lost in transmurgification

    ispeak catanese
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All that lettuce looks delicious. *flicks the jalapeño off*

    #72

    Asked For Three Chicken Patties On My Popeyes Spicy Chicken Sandwich

    Asked For Three Chicken Patties On My Popeyes Spicy Chicken Sandwich

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    Christa Ward
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Remember the Double Down from KFC? (Do they still sell it?) It had 2 fried chicken fillets as 'buns' with bacon, cheese & sauce between them. (Popeye's is superior to KFC IMO!)

    #73

    Asked For Two Times The Cheese On A Five Cheese Pizza

    Asked For Two Times The Cheese On A Five Cheese Pizza

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    #74

    Can I Have It On Kaiser Instead Of A Sub Roll?

    Can I Have It On Kaiser Instead Of A Sub Roll?

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    John L
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand the problem here. Do they not know what a Kaiser roll is?

    chi-wei shen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's exactly what has been asked for.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not sure what was expected

    #75

    Fellow In-N-Out Employee Asked For “Literally Everything” And That’s What He Got

    Fellow In-N-Out Employee Asked For “Literally Everything” And That’s What He Got

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    Meyer Weinstock
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a former In-N-Out employee, we were trained to serve the customer. (The 'hidden' menu was in its infancy when I worked there.)

    Just Carmen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they'd get them in Minnesota so we can know what all the fuss is about!

    #76

    I Want It Well Done And I Want All The Cheeses You Have

    I Want It Well Done And I Want All The Cheeses You Have

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    #77

    Large Ranch From Wingstop. Beer For Reference

    Large Ranch From Wingstop. Beer For Reference

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    Maiun
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, they said the b***h was evil.

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    #78

    Got Lunch Delivered And Put A Note For “Some Extra Crumbs Please And Thank You”... I’m A Happy Camper

    Got Lunch Delivered And Put A Note For “Some Extra Crumbs Please And Thank You”... I’m A Happy Camper

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    WilvanderHeijden
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please and Thank you always work.

    GirlFriday
    Community Member
    Premium
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I freaking love Crumbs. I always ask for extra and if I am with my family, I will steal their Crumbs, too.

    meepmeep
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Long John Silver's crumbs are the best! I flipping love their fish too. Unfortunately all the restaurants near me have closed down 🙁

    Just Carmen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the best part!! So yum!

    #79

    "As Much Jalapenos As You're Allowed To Give Me"

    "As Much Jalapenos As You're Allowed To Give Me"

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    #80

    Drunk Friend I Was DD’ing For Asked For “Extra Pickles” With Her Cheeseburger

    Drunk Friend I Was DD’ing For Asked For “Extra Pickles” With Her Cheeseburger

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    Candace Fitzpatrick
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you drive your Delorean back to 1991 to get Matt Damon to serve you?

    #81

    I Was A Bit Overwhelmed

    I Was A Bit Overwhelmed

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    Bored Person
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks like a lunch school meal. And Why would you put that much cheese on a taco?

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    #82

    We Asked For Extra Salt

    We Asked For Extra Salt

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    ProductofNZ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BLURRGHH!!! My lips are going numb looking at this.

    Chich
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't stand much salt. I'm convinced some people cannot taste anything. Had a friend who would use so much her food sparkled.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What? Got what they asked for, what was expected? This doesn't look like a huge amount, I don't understand the complaint

    #83

    We Asked For A Side Of Ranch. Well... It's A Side

    We Asked For A Side Of Ranch. Well... It's A Side

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    Christa Ward
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Awesome. In my city, pizza chains charge anywhere from 75 cents to $1.25 for each side of ranch!

    #84

    Asked For Extra Coconut Jelly. Usually It’s Halfway Up To The Last Dot Of The Measurement Line

    Asked For Extra Coconut Jelly. Usually It’s Halfway Up To The Last Dot Of The Measurement Line

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    #85

    I Asked For Extra Pickles And They Gave Me That Little Clear Condiment Cup With Like 4 Pickles In It, Andi Finished In A Few Seconds And Asked For More. She Came Back And Practically Slammed Down An Entire Bowl Of Pickles, As If To Say "Fine, You Want Pickles? Ill Give You All The Pickles"

    I Asked For Extra Pickles And They Gave Me That Little Clear Condiment Cup With Like 4 Pickles In It, Andi Finished In A Few Seconds And Asked For More. She Came Back And Practically Slammed Down An Entire Bowl Of Pickles, As If To Say "Fine, You Want Pickles? Ill Give You All The Pickles"

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    #86

    “Can I Have A Little Bit More White Sauce, Please?”

    “Can I Have A Little Bit More White Sauce, Please?”

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    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    White sauce? Is it salad dressing?

    Elin Stenqvist
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like a kebab platter in Sweden. Chips/fries, kebab meat, some mixed salad and lots of that glorious white/pink sauce 😋 Yum!

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    #87

    Asked For A Bit More Ginger With My Sushi Shop Order

    Asked For A Bit More Ginger With My Sushi Shop Order

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    Ole Peder Amrud Hagen
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the worst looking sushi I've ever seen.

    #89

    I Asked For Extra Chips On My Hot Dog And I Think I Got Them

    I Asked For Extra Chips On My Hot Dog And I Think I Got Them

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    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, chips on a hotdog, what the.

    Christa Ward
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Foxxy, welcome to eating in the USA. It's a sport! LOL

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    Amanda Sherland
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try potato chips on a peanut butter and jelly sandwich everyone! Your life will be forever changed!

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    #90

    "I Want A Large Dish Of Ice Cream With Ocean Water On Top" Coming Right Up

    "I Want A Large Dish Of Ice Cream With Ocean Water On Top" Coming Right Up

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    #91

    We Shall Never Deny A Guest Even The Most Ridiculous Request

    We Shall Never Deny A Guest Even The Most Ridiculous Request

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    Vicky Zar
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't really know what I am seing

    Deborah Brett
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Someone asked to have the crusts cut off.

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    Michelle C
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really...ya pulled a Sponge Bob! Cheeseburger with no crust

    zims
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They peeled off the crust...

    Foxxy (The Original)
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s nothing, my mum always orders her hamburgers with the bun on the side.

    Rissie
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To the person making it, this is a lot more work. Cutting of the top crust. And now I'm wondering how your mom eats her burger.... Does she assemble it herself?

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    JessG
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That person should be flogged for such a request

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    #92

    Nailed It!!!

    Nailed It!!!

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    pebs
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If it were real cheese it would look appetizing.

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    M O'Connell
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    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm quite sure there was some misunderstanding involved.

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    NJ
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what was the point of this? :/

    Danielle Renee
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i sure people that work there love the nonsense orders like 'cheeseburger, no meat' :/

    Maria Briggs
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait wait you just paid $2 for two slices of cheese. With a dash of salt and a puddle of mustard.

    JessG
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What. The. Actual. F*#ck?!

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