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XOXO, Gossip Girl aficionados! Let’s take you back to the mid-’00s: a time when the show reigned supreme for its trendsetting fashion as well as scandalous whispers. We’ve collected the best Gossip Girl quotes that’ll make you relive the glamorous world of Manhattan’s Upper East Side.

The wealthy teenagers spend their time sipping champagne, attending high-stakes social events, and shopping. However, behind the glamor, the teens try to survive the cutthroat world of private schools, love triangles, power struggles, and personal dilemmas — all while trying to maintain their carefully crafted public personas. Secrets and scandals tumble out frequently, giving us ample witty one-liners and razor-sharp sarcasm to feast on.

From Blair Waldorf’s sharp-tongued retorts to Chuck Bass’ seductive swagger, these Gossip Girl quotes have become cultural touchstones. And let’s not forget the wisdom hidden within those scandalous words. Gossip Girl quotes about love are filled with life lessons, wrapped in the guise of Upper East Side elitism. The Gossip Girl herself remains an enigma. However, her words of wisdom will definitely resonate with you. They’ll challenge your perception of love and friendship, and leave you yearning for the next delicious scandal to unfold.

So, grab a gallery seat and watch all the Upper East Side drama unfold. XOXO, let the gossip begin!

#1

Chuck Bass wearing silver bow-tie

"Spotted: Chuck Bass losing something nobody even knew he had — his heart." - Gossip Girl

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#2

Dan wearing green coat

"When Prince Charming found Cinderella’s slipper, they didn’t accuse him of having a foot fetish." - Dan

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#3

Blair wearing black dress

"I don’t need friends, I need more champagne." - Blair

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#4

Blair wearing black dress with messy hair

"I’m sick of always looking like Darth Vader next to Sunshine Barbie." - Blair

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#5

Blair wearing pink bow

"I'm not a stop along the way. I'm a destination. And if you refuse to come, I'm gonna need to find a replacement... girls, the waiting list?" - Blair

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#6

Blair wearing white headband, Chuck standing behind

"Three words. Eight letters. Say it and I’m yours." - Blair

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#7

Blair with curly hairdo

"If you’re going to be sad, you might as well be sad in Paris." - Blair

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#8

Serena and Blair wearing fancy dresses

"Once men have tasted caviar, it baffles me how they settle for catfish." - Blair

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#9

Serena wearing pink dress

"I’d ask you how you are, but I don’t really care." - Serena

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#10

Blair and Dan drinking coffee

"So, actually, I’ll be living out my nightmare. Trapped in the city with only Blair Waldorf to talk to." - Dan

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#11

Nate wearing blue shirt

"You know it’s love when you start talking like an assassin." - Nate

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#12

Chuck wearing lavander suit

"People like me don’t write books. They’re written about." - Chuck

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#13

Chuck proposing to Blair

"Life with you could never be boring." - Chuck

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#14

Chuck wearing pink suit

"I’m honored to be playing even a small role in your deflowering." - Chuck

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#15

Manhattan bridge and the Empire State Building during sunrise

"Gossip Girl here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of Manhattan’s elite." - Gossip Girl

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#16

Yellow cab in the city

"Some might call this a fustercluck. But on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon." - Gossip Girl

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#17

Serena and Blair laughing

"Napoleon once said that secrets travel fast in Paris. But Gossip Girl travels faster. Bisou bisou." - Gossip Girl

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#18

Chuck wearing black suit

"Most of all I’m sorry I gave up on us when you never did." - Chuck

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#19

Georgina with ponytail smiling

"Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go get drunk enough to make you all seem interesting." - Georgina

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#20

Dan and Serena int he buffet

"We Upper East Siders don’t do lazy. Breakfast is brunch and it comes with champagne, a dress code, and a hundred of our closest friends… and enemies." - Gossip Girl

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#21

Blair and Serena talking

"We’re sisters. You’re my family. What is you is me. There’s nothing you could ever say that would make me let go." - Blair

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#22

Blair wearing headband with gems

"You can’t make people love you, but you can make them fear you." - Blair

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#23

Balir smiling

"Here’s my advice. Have a little faith, and if that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas." - Blair

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#24

Blair wearing pink scarf

"We’re not servants to our emotions. We can control them, suppress them, stomp them out like bugs." - Blair

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#25

Serena with ponytail

"I’ll just stay home, eat lots of gelato, and write about how true love is nothing but a myth." - Serena

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#26

Dan wearing grey jacket

"You are no one until you’re talked about." - Dan

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#27

Dan and Chuck talking

"Google ‘revenge’ and you get BlairWaldorf.com." - Dan

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#28

Dan in the hotel lobby

"She doesn’t know me. Nobody knows me. It’s cool. It’s fine." - Dan

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#29

Serena dancing

"One thing about being on the top of the world? It gives you a long, long way to fall." - Gossip Girl

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#30

Manhattan during sunset

"A wise woman once said that every morning when you wake up you say a little prayer. After all, you never know what your day may hold." - Gossip Girl

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#31

Chuck wearing purple shirt and tie

"For people like us a college degree is just an accessory. Like a Malawi baby or a poodle." - Chuck

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#32

Blair talking with Chuck

"Looks like Blair and Chuck showed up with quite an appetite — for destruction that is." - Gossip Girl

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#33

Blair typing on her cellphone

"Whoever said money doesn’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop." - Blair

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#34

Blair wearing green jacket

"Haven’t you heard? I’m the crazy b*tch around here." - Blair

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#35

Blair wearing big white hat

"Can you make sure they don’t seat me behind Caroline Kennedy? She may be American royalty, but she’s a giraffe." - Blair

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#36

Blair drinking milkshake

"I would be in my cabana at the Hotel de Cat, and there he would be. Amid all the fireworks on Bastille Day, all I could see what that… Chuck Bass-tard." - Blair

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#37

Blair wearing powder pink coat

"He ended up treating me like something he owned instead of something he earned." - Blair

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#38

Blair wearing dress with flowers print

"I have an idea for you: quit. Your boss is a b*tch. Let’s go to lunch." - Blair

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#39

Blair hugging Dan

"Don’t go all Notebook on me. Not now. I need you." - Blair

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#40

Serena and Blair talking

"Don’t let people tell you who you are. You tell them." - Serena

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#41

Serena smiling

"I like the way I feel when he looks at me. Like I wanna believe in myself." - Serena

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#42

Dan wearing school uniform

"I don’t read Gossip Girl. That’s for chicks." - Dan

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#43

Nate and Blair talking

"You can’t fight against who you are." - Nate

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#44

Nate and Chuck talking

"You gonna strangle him with your scarf?" - Nate

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#45

Chuck wearing black bow-tie

"The next time you forget you’re Blair Waldorf, remember I’m Chuck Bass. And I love you." - Chuck

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#46

Chuck wearing purple suit

"Let’s catch up. Take our clothes off. Stare at each other." - Chuck

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#47

jenny wearing black sweater

"But our most dangerous enemies are the ones we never knew we had." - Gossip Girl

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#48

Blair and Chuck dancing and kissing

"I plan on holding on to my youth for as long as possible." - Chuck

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#49

Serena wearing scarf and green earrings

"I don’t wait around to be disappointed again. So excuse me if I don’t fall for that or you ever again." - Serena

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#50

Serena smiling

"Well, you can’t be worse than the guys I do know." - Serena

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#51

Chuck wearing pink tie

''I'm Chuck Bass. The love of her life. Anyone else is just a waste of time." - Chuck

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#52

Chuck and Blair getting married

"Every happy ending is just a new beginning. Because on the Upper East Side, the good times never last forever." - Gossip Girl

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#53

Blair wearing red lipstick

"I love you. I’m in love with you. I have tried to kill it to run away from it, but I can’t and I don’t want to anymore." - Blair

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#54

Blair and Chuck talking

"When and if we end up together, it has to be as equals." - Blair

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#55

Chuck wearing purple robe making smoothie

"Don’t mock the scarf, Nathaniel. It’s my signature." - Chuck

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#56

Blair wearing sleeping mask

"We all wear different masks for different reasons." - Gossip Girl

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#57

Blair wearing red pyjama

"If you really want something, you don’t stop for anyone or anything until you get it." - Blair

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#58

Blair wearing handband with gems

"You need to be cold to be a queen." - Blair

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#59

Dan and Jenny smiling

"Yeah, well, your fashion emergency was solved so I figured my work was done." - Dan

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#60

Blair wearing black coat, Dan wearing grey sweater

"Nothing says January like a brand new Cold War." - Gossip Girl

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#61

Serena smiling

"As long as we have each other, we’re both gonna be okay." - Serena

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#62

Blair wearing red dress

"As you can see, I survived without you." - Blair

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