Everybody needs a pat-on-the-shoulder, a little recognition and maybe just a moment of glory from time to time. That's why few dozen brave Twitter users decided to put forth their most exceptional efforts at culinary success for everyone to see. And not just for everyone - these pictures were tweeted straight to the king of Kitchen Nightmares Gordon Ramsay to judge - and judge he did. And if there's a person who knows how to roast, it's definitely Gordon Ramsay. Razzing is in his blood, just the same as cutting meat is. Though these people knew what they were in for, we're pretty sure they still regretted it almost immediately after getting burned, grilled, char-broiled, and served with a side of rice.
From a lasagna as dry as dead grandma, food plate illegally tweeted from prison to something that even your dog won't eat. This compilation of Gordon Ramsay tweets regarding food pictures sent to him has it all. But just when you have convinced yourself that Ramsay is a heartless ridicule machine, it turns out that he has a soft spot for kids' efforts at mastering cooking.
Scroll down to see all the heat for yourself. Need more Gordon Ramsay Twitter remarks? Check out our previous post here.
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Rate My Medu Vada Sambar
Ik he's talking about the plate ! I was just joking
Load More Replies...The plating might not be fancy, but those sectioned stainless steel plates are used a lot in South India.
How can anyone rate this from a picture? OMG it doesn't really MATTER what it looks like if it TASTES wonderful!
OMG! This is exactly what I thought of when I saw the photo! It was the plate I think!
Roast My Chicken
About half the people tweeting him do. They know whatever it was turned out either a disaster or at least looking like a disaster and they're hoping for a witty comeback. He replies so often I'm not sure how he managed to do anything else.
Load More Replies...What the hail you been living with a failure how you not know how to cook that!?
"I don't know what devil creature, what orc, what sauron," - Jon Lovett. I finish it with "would cook a 100 year old dead pet?"
Rate Our Stir Fry
There are a lot of videos of him being nice to kids and not being nice to adults. It's pretty cute, if you want to check them out :)
Load More Replies...Gordon Ramsey is my spirit animal. To children, he's like,"It's okay, we can just try again. Come here, I'll give you a hug." And then to adults he's just like,"You f*****g disgrace."
Rate My Skillet Pork Loin
I think the title of this post is misleading. There is no way that the person who sent this pic would regret getting such a response from Gordon. Unless they wanted him to curse at them.
Oh no, she married the guy "And Regretted It Immediately".
Load More Replies...You are correct Ntosh, I have no regrets at all! It was a huge compliment!
Rate This Shark Fin Soup
Anyone who participates in the disgraceful practice of shark fin soup is an absolute c**t, it is a f****n cruel, barbaric practice and should of been outlawed a long time ago, Josie.G you are a C**T.
Good for Gordon. Sharks are killed, their fins cut off and the rest of the body is discarded.
I don't know that Ramsay care about this! He should be the face of Anti shark hunting campaign
Rate This Spooky Cookie
Roast This Salad
It can be seen that it was partly eaten. At the beginning the salad probably looked better and there was more.
Load More Replies...That's ironic because I was wondering what rude things he will have to write about such an unappealing dish...
I was all "omg gordon is gonna shoot that pathetic excuse for a salad down faster than a rocket full of monkeys". Yea, no, I can't cook for s**t.
It looks an appetizing though. There is something missing, maybe a bit of more color. I would not order this. Maybe I'm too boring and ordinary
I was thinking the same thing, but then I realized that the photo is taken by a crappy camera in bad lighting, after the food has been partially eaten. Maybe it looks more appealing in person?
Load More Replies...Rate These Christmas Cookies
Rate My Grandma's Lasagna
guys dont bring grandmas into this, whom without WE WOULD NOT BE ALIVE AT ALL
Unlike Grandma, pumping this lasagna full of formaldehyde won't help it any...
Oh my! Gordon just cracks me up! He says what most others are much too polite to say but are certainly thinking it! *L*
Roast My Dinner
That is strange, actually. "Every bite you take - I'll be watching you" is the forever dog's motto.
My dog watches me eat every mouthful of food....until i quickly look at him and he will turn away like 'na na i wasn't looking at you...i promise'
Load More Replies...Exactly what I thought when I saw it first time...
Load More Replies...Rate This Cheese Pizza
Prob a lump of ricotta, which when done right is delicious.
Load More Replies...Gordon's advice was spot-on. Which could also be a description of the cheese on that pizza.
He just chewed up the top part (the sauce and cheese) and then spit out in the middle of what's left.
Looks like someone squished a big zit on that triangle of something.
Rate... The Toes?
Ughh ... Those toenails are so dirty ! I don't even wanna look at them again ...
Oh my! I haven't seen the toenails before. Now I can't unsee it :(
First it was that I didn't notice the disgusting toes until Ramsay had to point them out. Thanks a lot G.R. Then it was that I didn't notice that rank screen name...thanks a lot Cam Street! Ha ha.
Load More Replies...Well I'm never eating shrimp noodles again, whomever cooked it is f*****g vile.
Rate This Frozen Pizza
Rate This Birthday Cake
A pastry chef taught me this: heavily butter the pan with real butter (not margarine) and do NOT flour the pan. You end up with a cake that does not stick to the pan, and has a lovely outside that tastes of butter and not flour.
Load More Replies...Certain people can ruin the cake mix too. Extremely talented.
Load More Replies...Happy birthday to him Happy deathday to him. Your cooking is poison, Happy deathday to him.
Rate This Beautiful Dinner
She also needs to learn to cut cucumbers, so far she only seems to know to chop them,. With an axe.
She probably was very hungry. :) What did not stop her from taking photos, though.
Load More Replies...My husband's son one made his grandma a mustard greens sandwich. He took 2 slices of bread and opened a can of mustard greens and slopped it onto the bread, and put the top piece of bread on, didn't even cut it into two pieces and was SO proud of himself. Who in the hell does that?!!!! No mayo. No salt. No pepper. Nothing. No skills. No common sense. And yes, ladies, he's about 30 years old and still single and still has not had a serious relationship. He is mooching, uh, 'living' with his 'room mate' (<3er?) for several years now, Has no job. No plans for his future. And a hypochondriac, like his aunt and her son. He needs to do SOMETHING and culinary classes would be great! He made spaghetti not long ago and was SO proud of it. Took a jar of Prego opened it and poured it on some spaghetti noodles he boiled. Wow. Even a 2nd grader can do that. He would probably make this cucumber and beans sandwich and eat it. He's been such a disappointment all around.
How's My BLT
How do you burn a sandwich you TOAST? The toaster stops cooking after it is cooked.
What Do You Think About This Breakfast
Is that an eye that he's made with eggs and sausage ? Kind of creepy ...
Lol it's either an eye or a boob. Either way, a weird breakfast to give to a grown woman.
Load More Replies...Rate This Vegan Meal
And you think vegan is healthy? I saw diabetes in there. Pile of white rice and corn
No fat or proteins in this meal, just carbohydrates .. not so much healthy.
Load More Replies...Why? It's tasty. I know Korean recipe of such a carrot with marinade, very nice.
Load More Replies...maybe if they cut up the veggies more and made a more flavorful stir-fry . . .?
Roast This Dinner
It really does. If the cook chopped up those pieces of meat into little circles or cubes it would actually look fairly delicious.
Load More Replies...That looks very disgusting, and I couldn’t imagine anyone eating it
Rate This Macaroni Sandwich
I think this would be amazing if he boiled some water put some macaroni in it and then put some cheese in there after they're cooked 👌😂
What Do You Think Of This?
Roast It Immediately
I will never understand medium rare chicken, have fun with that salmonella.
Rate This Chicken Tikka Masala
😂😂😂only south Asians can make a good chicken tikka ... That just looks like diarrhea
This DOES NOT look like chicken tikka mashala.😅
Load More Replies...What Do You Think Of This French Toast?
A long time ago, when people were too poor to buy fresh bread regularly in France, they used to soak stale bread in milk and fry it in eggs and butter (the cheapest ingredients available then), that was a way to not waste old bread and to eat even though the family had no money left
Load More Replies...my sister is 14 and she can definitely make way better french toast xS
Penne Arrabbiata. Or Is It?
Yet if he'd called it spaghetti Gordon probably would have said it looks alright. Shouldn't try to stick fancy labels on if you don't know what they mean xD
It may look good but my immediate reaction was, where the fck is the penne?
Omelette Feels
HOLY S**T I thought they said "Would you like to try some of my OATMEAL." I was about to hecking cry.
What Do You Think Of These Cloud Eggs?
Whites and yolks are separated. Whites are beaten and seasoned then partially baked. Yolk is then placed on "white cloud" and baked until done.
Load More Replies...Those are not eggs. Those are cookies, and poorly done ones at that.
Roast This Omelette
Rude. People doesn't born with ability to cook. So it takes time to learn how to make it properly.
Apparently, some people "doesn't" born with the ability to write with proper grammar either. If you ask for someone's opinion, be prepared for the good and the bad, especially from someone like Ramsay.
Load More Replies...Rate This Flight Food
Good thing u PS'd that u weren't a duck cause I was wondering who would let a duck use their phone to comment on Bored Panda. Almost panicked, but All is right in the world again.
Load More Replies...I'd rather starve. But gimme the bread. That's the only thing that looks good.
Um.. that bread is FAKE!! Like, when did they start serving squishies with each meal you ordered??!!!!
Rate These Hash Browns
Cook it for a little longer, until it's just a small, black, pathetic, little peice of s**t.
Rate This
An attempt was made. Why didn't you remove the bone? It looks like the meat is getting a**l!
I think, not a one of these submissions is regretted! They just want to see GR tell them a snarky comment, but in reality, none of them should be allowed to cook ever. Except big boy!
How Long Are You In For?
I wonder if they really are in prison... if the trays look like that there
The plate. What is up with the plate? i'm from india, too, and we never used such plates!
Wait, if AutumnJN says they look like prison trays does that mean...
In SEA country, in school they usually serve food in this trey. And also in prison.
Why would someone go to a supermarket and see this model of plates and think "this is what i will spend my money on!"?? 😵
What Went Wrong?
Four of them are all fine, others not so much... But cooking macarons is hell hard, so she should keep trying. They might taste good, though. They wouldn't be commercial(as my sister and I call them)macarons though.
Hmm. I've heard that over-mixing them can make the tops crumble like that? But I don't know. They're super hard to make.
Roast These Scrambled Eggs
I was in 6th grade and my school had us go to a camping site (sort of a camping site where you go into the countryside and you have to cook for yourself, but they provided dorm rooms and sometimes give us food, but I don’t really know what it’s called) and this was the kind of scrambled eggs they served us…
How do you f**k up scrambled eggs, you Donkey!?!? Scrambled eggs don't form a perfect what ever the f**k that is!!!
Rate This Dinner
It's actually very popular in ireland, also very nice actually
Load More Replies...Boiled bacon? A pig was sacrificed for that monstrosity? What in insult.
BS, Gordon. THAT looks delicious. Boiled dinners are scorned by 'chefs' but lots of people thrive on them.
I hate bacon in the first place... this is an insult to the adorable little piggies everywhere.
Well, I saw something with this ingredients before. It started with frying bacon, then there was pork and some cabbage. It wasn't bad at all. But boiling bacon? Really?
That is a kind of cabbage and that kind of caggabe (don't know the name in English) looks like that.
Load More Replies...Rate This Chicken Alfredo
It might be good for fixing things...like gluing on car bumpers.
Load More Replies...Is It Edible?
Well, I do not see any tea on this picture. Unless it means "Tragic error attempt" or something like that.
In Great Britain, "tea" is also a common work for dinner.
Load More Replies...Looks like tuna, mustard and ketchup maybe?! Not sure though :D
Load More Replies...Rate This Late Night Snack
I'd eat that, tbh. Dip it in a bit of tomato sauce (or ketchup, as the Americans call it) and nom nom nom.
Rate This Paella
Paella should be made with seafood, this is just vegetable curry rice. And a little too much curry!
it depends , not every paella is made with seafood. Valencian Paella is made with rabbit or chicken. The yellow collor of the rice is not curry, is saffron
Load More Replies...Roast This Pizza Bread
Now I'm actually thinking about what pizza with garlic bread crust would be like
The Dominoes where I live have garlic bread crust on all their pizzas :)
Load More Replies...How did you mess it up? You just make a circle, slather it in tomato sauce and cheese, and toss it in the oven?
And it all started with the f*****g pineapple... I agree...we don't deserve pizza :(
Load More Replies...Rate These Lemon Meringues
OMG Dan and Phil made these in a baking video!!! lol
Only the two right ones look kinda like merengues. I have made them before, I'm not a good cook, but they looked a 100 times better..
Rate This Chicken
How Do They Look?
Yeah but if you're going to misspell them as crapes you've got to expect someone to run with it and make the obvious joke.
Load More Replies...Roast This Romantic Dinner
If you didn't drug it, he'll be incapacitated by food poisoning, and won't object. If you did, well, ask him to say hello to God for me.
Rate This Fried Chicken
i think someone should set up a anti gordon ramsay twitter account where people send pictures of his food and they rip it apart...no matter how good/delicious it looks. i bet it would be hilarious
Roast Theses Eggs
Omg two for two of ur comments getting me to laugh out loud here!
Load More Replies...Rate These Cakes
So, did you make the cookies before or after you slit your wrists?
What Do You Think About These Wings?
Is that the biggest problem, according to you? Buffalo wings... I repeat, BUFFALO WINGS!
Load More Replies...I'm asking myself what is up with these food-feet photo's? Just.. why??
Rate These Spring Rolls
Did your friend accidentally put joints on the plate instead of rolls?
I shouldn't have been laughing because I'm not the best cook, but, I'm smart enough not to post pictures of my food.
At least you know not to post pictures of your toes like your feet belong in a picture of food.
Load More Replies...I like his reactions to the genuine ones, both positive and negative. But some of these are such obvious trolls. Rate burned chicken? What do you expect him to say?
Metal dish = prison food. Hash browns = smoking hash. Fried chicken = grandparents skin. Feet in picture = gross feet. Food that looks like poop = Dog lays one. These are very predictable.
Anyone else notice Ramsey responds in like 5-10 minutes??? Is he just waiting by his phone???
Damn, you made me check all of them to see. You are right.. most of them have a really quick response. This seriously makes me wonder if he places the comments himself?
Load More Replies...I shouldn't have been laughing because I'm not the best cook, but, I'm smart enough not to post pictures of my food.
At least you know not to post pictures of your toes like your feet belong in a picture of food.
Load More Replies...I like his reactions to the genuine ones, both positive and negative. But some of these are such obvious trolls. Rate burned chicken? What do you expect him to say?
Metal dish = prison food. Hash browns = smoking hash. Fried chicken = grandparents skin. Feet in picture = gross feet. Food that looks like poop = Dog lays one. These are very predictable.
Anyone else notice Ramsey responds in like 5-10 minutes??? Is he just waiting by his phone???
Damn, you made me check all of them to see. You are right.. most of them have a really quick response. This seriously makes me wonder if he places the comments himself?
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