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Everybody needs a pat-on-the-shoulder, a little recognition and maybe just a moment of glory from time to time. That's why few dozen brave Twitter users decided to put forth their most exceptional efforts at culinary success for everyone to see. And not just for everyone - these pictures were tweeted straight to the king of Kitchen Nightmares Gordon Ramsay to judge - and judge he did. And if there's a person who knows how to roast, it's definitely Gordon Ramsay. Razzing is in his blood, just the same as cutting meat is. Though these people knew what they were in for, we're pretty sure they still regretted it almost immediately after getting burned, grilled, char-broiled, and served with a side of rice.

From a lasagna as dry as dead grandma, food plate illegally tweeted from prison to something that even your dog won't eat. This compilation of Gordon Ramsay tweets regarding food pictures sent to him has it all. But just when you have convinced yourself that Ramsay is a heartless ridicule machine, it turns out that he has a soft spot for kids' efforts at mastering cooking.

Scroll down to see all the heat for yourself. Need more Gordon Ramsay Twitter remarks? Check out our previous post here.

#1

Rate My Medu Vada Sambar

Rate My Medu Vada Sambar

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just a thought !
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do not try to bring down vada sambar ! It's so so yummmyy !

just a thought !
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ik he's talking about the plate ! I was just joking

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Andrea Karim
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The plating might not be fancy, but those sectioned stainless steel plates are used a lot in South India.

Shruti Naik
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe Gordon wasn't able to rate vada sambar :)

Shiritoru
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The appearance of the dish is one of the constituent elements of cooking. So, he's not so wrong. :)

S.
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As someone from the neighbouring country, that looks delicious.

Teleri Nyfain
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How can anyone rate this from a picture? OMG it doesn't really MATTER what it looks like if it TASTES wonderful!

Allana Rose
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8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

OMG! This is exactly what I thought of when I saw the photo! It was the plate I think!

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    #2

    Roast My Chicken

    Roast My Chicken

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    Antonia
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    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You’ll need some water for that burned chicken…

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't even think it could pass for blackened chicken!

    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    About half the people tweeting him do. They know whatever it was turned out either a disaster or at least looking like a disaster and they're hoping for a witty comeback. He replies so often I'm not sure how he managed to do anything else.

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    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me not long ago. I'm glad have a self cleaning oven.

    Jayden Steinhauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What the hail you been living with a failure how you not know how to cook that!?

    Kaden Sargent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm laughing so f*****g hard right now-

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I don't know what devil creature, what orc, what sauron," - Jon Lovett. I finish it with "would cook a 100 year old dead pet?"

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    #3

    Rate Our Stir Fry

    Rate Our Stir Fry

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    Nea
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why would they regret this comment?

    Thai Ya Long
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG AT LEAST HE'S BEING NICE TO KIDS. LOVE HIM.

    Allie Orona
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are a lot of videos of him being nice to kids and not being nice to adults. It's pretty cute, if you want to check them out :)

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    Mikki
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't this actually cute?

    Elaine Sokolov
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon Ramsey is my spirit animal. To children, he's like,"It's okay, we can just try again. Come here, I'll give you a hug." And then to adults he's just like,"You f*****g disgrace."

    Shiritoru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's really nice. We should encourage when kids shows interest to cooking. :)

    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks pretty delicious to me !

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    #4

    Rate My Skillet Pork Loin

    Rate My Skillet Pork Loin

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    Ntosh
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think the title of this post is misleading. There is no way that the person who sent this pic would regret getting such a response from Gordon. Unless they wanted him to curse at them.

    A. Najime
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, she married the guy "And Regretted It Immediately".

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    Bridgett Luttenbacher
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You are correct Ntosh, I have no regrets at all! It was a huge compliment!

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yum, but, slice the lemons, please !

    Derpicorn
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks great! I wish I could cook like that

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    #5

    Rate This Shark Fin Soup

    Rate This Shark Fin Soup

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    DopethronePunkUK
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone who participates in the disgraceful practice of shark fin soup is an absolute c**t, it is a f****n cruel, barbaric practice and should of been outlawed a long time ago, Josie.G you are a C**T.

    Elizabeth Molloy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good for Gordon. Sharks are killed, their fins cut off and the rest of the body is discarded.

    Charlotte Brine
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They aren't even killed. They just throw them back into the sea to suffer and die on their own

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    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...it looks like s**t too

    lunagoth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know that Ramsay care about this! He should be the face of Anti shark hunting campaign

    Teija
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He already is. He did a document on shark fins btw.

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    #6

    Rate This Spooky Cookie

    Rate This Spooky Cookie

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    Judy Semmens
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon voiced my thoughts very well!

    Mhiller17
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did...did she actual think it looked good?

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, it's spooky. It's spooky how bad it is.

    Norman van Druten
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Glad to know I wasn't the only one who thought that!

    Kiahna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon Ramsay needs to use some punctuation.

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    #7

    Roast This Salad

    Roast This Salad

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    Amina Hays
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks incredibly unimpressive.

    Petra Christovová
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can be seen that it was partly eaten. At the beginning the salad probably looked better and there was more.

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    Joe Sauer
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I ate at his restaurant in Vegas. Paid $20 for a chicken pot pie....it was worth it. Food was damn delicious!

    Marysia Jawłowska
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's ironic because I was wondering what rude things he will have to write about such an unappealing dish...

    Katharina Vittenlind
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was all "omg gordon is gonna shoot that pathetic excuse for a salad down faster than a rocket full of monkeys". Yea, no, I can't cook for s**t.

    Echo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Half eaten is what it looks like.

    manowce
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    wow. I thought he'll get roasted. that salad looks horrible.

    Ntosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks an appetizing though. There is something missing, maybe a bit of more color. I would not order this. Maybe I'm too boring and ordinary

    thebridget
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was thinking the same thing, but then I realized that the photo is taken by a crappy camera in bad lighting, after the food has been partially eaten. Maybe it looks more appealing in person?

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    ForkNBeans
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno, still doesn't look all that appetizing to me.

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    #8

    Rate These Christmas Cookies

    Rate These Christmas Cookies

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    Adrienne Thiery
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone notice the messages on some of the cookies?

    Lola Wallace
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I honestly didn't until I saw your comment lol

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    Thai Ya Long
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why do they have the f-word on cookies?

    adoracat
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why not? As long as children aren't given that one!

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    Kaden Sargent
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WhY aRe YoU mAkInG cHrIsTmAs CoOkIeS iN mArCh!?

    <-Teal-Røse->
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That one cookie that has the f word-

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    #9

    Rate My Grandma's Lasagna

    Rate My Grandma's Lasagna

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    Rin Rin
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ouch. Please perform first aid to burn and go to nearest hospital

    Shiritoru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Harsh! And I love dry lasagna. :)

    Poseidon Cheez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    guys dont bring grandmas into this, whom without WE WOULD NOT BE ALIVE AT ALL

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A little dark humor won't help this lasagna.

    EvieNiffler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unlike Grandma, pumping this lasagna full of formaldehyde won't help it any...

    Poseidon Cheez
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    respect to everyones grandmas and grandpas

    Allana Rose
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! Gordon just cracks me up! He says what most others are much too polite to say but are certainly thinking it! *L*

    Poor unfortunate soul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I made lasagne, that’s how it would look. Lmao

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    #10

    Roast My Dinner

    Roast My Dinner

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    Shiritoru
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is strange, actually. "Every bite you take - I'll be watching you" is the forever dog's motto.

    DopethronePunkUK
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dog watches me eat every mouthful of food....until i quickly look at him and he will turn away like 'na na i wasn't looking at you...i promise'

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    Lara B.
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you place your dinner on the floor next to your dog? Weird...

    Monia Monika
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly what I thought when I saw it first time...

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    aneys
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason I thought the reply will have something to do with a dog as a part of this dinner.

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    #11

    Rate This Cheese Pizza

    Rate This Cheese Pizza

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    Stille20
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prob a lump of ricotta, which when done right is delicious.

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    Dani Donovan
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is the saddest slice of “pizza” I’ve ever seen

    thebridget
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It just looks like a slice of tortilla with a pat of butter

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon's advice was spot-on. Which could also be a description of the cheese on that pizza.

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He just chewed up the top part (the sauce and cheese) and then spit out in the middle of what's left.

    Linda Matheny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like someone squished a big zit on that triangle of something.

    AutumnJN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a quesadilla for a second.. yes... go ahead and jump off that ship if your cheese pizza looks like a quesadilla XD

    Chyppa Homer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    missing quite a lot to be called pizza

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    #12

    Rate... The Toes?

    Rate... The Toes?

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    just a thought !
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ughh ... Those toenails are so dirty ! I don't even wanna look at them again ...

    Claudia Machado
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh my! I haven't seen the toenails before. Now I can't unsee it :(

    Ntosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok, this one made me laugh. I had to go look at the picture again.

    Shiritoru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did not notice THEM at first.

    Cam Street
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    can we talk about her screen name for a moment....

    Gayle Bynum Cardosa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    First it was that I didn't notice the disgusting toes until Ramsay had to point them out. Thanks a lot G.R. Then it was that I didn't notice that rank screen name...thanks a lot Cam Street! Ha ha.

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    Amina Hays
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well I'm never eating shrimp noodles again, whomever cooked it is f*****g vile.

    Dan H
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    disgusting to levels never reached before - please delete this picture

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    #13

    Rate This Frozen Pizza

    Rate This Frozen Pizza

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    First first
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does he come up with those lines? :D Hilarious

    Monia Monika
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And now I hear in my head 'let it go, let it go'.

    Jayden Steinhauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Elsa is even disappointed! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    Izzysaber
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Never knew he watched frozen unless it has Elsa as a baker who gets roasted by freezing pizza. Oh wait

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, that's ice? I thought it was mold.

    Fsociety
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    8 years ago

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    I HATE THAT MOVIES SOUNDTRACK an never seen the movie either.

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    #14

    Rate This Birthday Cake

    Rate This Birthday Cake

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    Cassie
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did you grease the pan, caroline? You must grease the pan.

    adoracat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pastry chef taught me this: heavily butter the pan with real butter (not margarine) and do NOT flour the pan. You end up with a cake that does not stick to the pan, and has a lovely outside that tastes of butter and not flour.

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    FABULOUS1
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if she was taken out of his will.

    Nancy E
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do like so many of us. Just use a cake mix.

    Shiritoru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Certain people can ruin the cake mix too. Extremely talented.

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    James Snodsmith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Happy birthday to him Happy deathday to him. Your cooking is poison, Happy deathday to him.

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    #15

    Rate This Beautiful Dinner

    Rate This Beautiful Dinner

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    Vlad Horobet
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She also needs to learn to cut cucumbers, so far she only seems to know to chop them,. With an axe.

    Shiritoru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She probably was very hungry. :) What did not stop her from taking photos, though.

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    Jasmina Wetherley
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the f**k? cucumber and bakes beans on toast?

    Spirit Wolf 147
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ummm... who puts those two together

    Molly Block
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband's son one made his grandma a mustard greens sandwich. He took 2 slices of bread and opened a can of mustard greens and slopped it onto the bread, and put the top piece of bread on, didn't even cut it into two pieces and was SO proud of himself. Who in the hell does that?!!!! No mayo. No salt. No pepper. Nothing. No skills. No common sense. And yes, ladies, he's about 30 years old and still single and still has not had a serious relationship. He is mooching, uh, 'living' with his 'room mate' (<3er?) for several years now, Has no job. No plans for his future. And a hypochondriac, like his aunt and her son. He needs to do SOMETHING and culinary classes would be great! He made spaghetti not long ago and was SO proud of it. Took a jar of Prego opened it and poured it on some spaghetti noodles he boiled. Wow. Even a 2nd grader can do that. He would probably make this cucumber and beans sandwich and eat it. He's been such a disappointment all around.

    Lululoohoo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who would eat that c**p? i wouldn't serve that to a pig

    Linda Matheny
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gordon was right, do not smoke, crack!

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    #16

    How's My BLT

    How's My BLT

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    Stille20
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet it tastes delicious. I like a little carbon on my grilled cheese

    James Snodsmith
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    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you burn a sandwich you TOAST? The toaster stops cooking after it is cooked.

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    #17

    What Do You Think About This Breakfast

    What Do You Think About This Breakfast

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    just a thought !
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that an eye that he's made with eggs and sausage ? Kind of creepy ...

    thebridget
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol it's either an eye or a boob. Either way, a weird breakfast to give to a grown woman.

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    Lemon
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's so cute <3 you guys are mean, I'd be happy to eat that

    Potatohead
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what the F**K is that monstrosity

    Carol Williams
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guy cooked for her and it looks fun and edible...keep him...

    Mama Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah it's special alright. Now go eat your crayons!

    Iceroyalmilktea
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how do you eat a raw egg? sad attempt.

    Lucida
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Jolie, I'm watching you."?

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    #18

    Rate This Vegan Meal

    Rate This Vegan Meal

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    DopethronePunkUK
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a vegan and this looks kind of bland.

    Bunzilla
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dry corn on the cob, plain white rice, plain tomato slices, and a huge pile of grated carrots... no. Boring as hell. I'm vegetarian, but I'm sure most vegans would find this horrible as well.

    frederic eeckman
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm vegetarian and I'm glad I'm not eating like that :D

    lunagoth
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And you think vegan is healthy? I saw diabetes in there. Pile of white rice and corn

    Petra Christovová
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No fat or proteins in this meal, just carbohydrates .. not so much healthy.

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    Jessica Stohr
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A pile of sliced carrots is pretty weird..

    Shiritoru
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why? It's tasty. I know Korean recipe of such a carrot with marinade, very nice.

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    Kjorn
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    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even vegan need proteins

    Kaden Sargent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is kinda why I will never be vegan.

    eezycheezes101
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    maybe if they cut up the veggies more and made a more flavorful stir-fry . . .?

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    #19

    Roast This Dinner

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    just a thought !
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This literally looks like dog poop or something 😂😂😂

    Just A Lonely Hobo
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It really does. If the cook chopped up those pieces of meat into little circles or cubes it would actually look fairly delicious.

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A bit harsh, but, that's what it looks like.

    Rin Rin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dog s**t in mushroom forest puddle.

    Poor unfortunate soul
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That looks very disgusting, and I couldn’t imagine anyone eating it

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's literally dog s**t...

    Monia Monika
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew. Soo disgusting. Why would anyone send it?

    Leah Forgy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like his dog laid four in the pan. Ew.

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    #20

    Rate This Macaroni Sandwich

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why, oh, why, would you make this ??

    Spirit Wolf 147
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think this would be amazing if he boiled some water put some macaroni in it and then put some cheese in there after they're cooked 👌😂

    DopethronePunkUK
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I quite often put saucy pasta into a bread roll....tastes good.

    Nightmare Wsmpf
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Idiot sandwich quote from hell kitchen hahaha

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    #21

    What Do You Think Of This?

    What Do You Think Of This?

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    Mia Melberg
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think those implants looks tasty

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I spat out my cereal when I saw that XD

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    Michał Jastrzębski
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good question actually. egg tits. titty eggs. or what...

    Judy Semmens
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Are those sausages supposed to be hair, or a unibrow?

    coffee zombie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A man sees boobs everywhere apparently.

    Jayden Steinhauer
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is very true how do you even accomplish that?

    Lucas Afrizal
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh god.. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    #22

    Roast It Immediately

    Roast It Immediately

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    Alex K
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    salmonella is knocking on your door

    ADHORTATOR
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medium rare chicken..... next candidate for Darwin Award

    Rin Rin
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Medium rare chicken = well done food poisoning

    AutumnJN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is no such thing as 'medium rare chicken'.. Either it is cooked throughly or not cooked at all. Knock knock, salmonella and food poisoning has arrived to get you sick;

    EvieNiffler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Natural selection at its finest!

    Amina Hays
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow, someone that dim deserves to get food poisoning.

    Smoofy
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh s**t don't eat that DO NOT EAT THAT

    Debbie Andersson
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will never understand medium rare chicken, have fun with that salmonella.

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    #23

    Rate This Chicken Tikka Masala

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    just a thought !
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😂😂only south Asians can make a good chicken tikka ... That just looks like diarrhea

    ANKAN BANERJEE
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This DOES NOT look like chicken tikka mashala.😅

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    lunagoth
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate to say this about food ( as I love food and insulting it is a sin), but some foods are not 'good looking'. It might be tasty but don't take a photo of it

    traritri
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    disrespectful to south asians

    Kaden Sargent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It looks like someone shat on it.

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Still trying to locate the chicken...

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    #24

    What Do You Think Of This French Toast?

    What Do You Think Of This French Toast?

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    Shiritoru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why they are French, btw?

    Nesca
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A long time ago, when people were too poor to buy fresh bread regularly in France, they used to soak stale bread in milk and fry it in eggs and butter (the cheapest ingredients available then), that was a way to not waste old bread and to eat even though the family had no money left

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    Kaden Sargent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh. That ain't French Toast. THAT'S TOAST. IT AIN'T FRENCH.

    Vanessica Bloxgirl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    my sister is 14 and she can definitely make way better french toast xS

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    #25

    Penne Arrabbiata. Or Is It?

    Penne Arrabbiata. Or Is It?

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    EvieNiffler
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet if he'd called it spaghetti Gordon probably would have said it looks alright. Shouldn't try to stick fancy labels on if you don't know what they mean xD

    Shaawn Connell
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It may look good but my immediate reaction was, where the fck is the penne?

    spirit wolf
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You regretti you didn't call that spaghetti....

    Mariann Bårdsen
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spagetti maybe arrabbiata, I think I try it :-)

    Majk Marathon
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Poland some say 'spaghetti' for any kind of pasta...

    ptm45
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trying to be a wise a*s

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    #26

    Omelette Feels

    Omelette Feels

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    eezycheezes101
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HOLY S**T I thought they said "Would you like to try some of my OATMEAL." I was about to hecking cry.

    A Spy
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did anyone catch a refrence to the "Angry Birds" games?

    thebridget
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It reminds of the medium rare chicken

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    #27

    What Do You Think Of These Cloud Eggs?

    What Do You Think Of These Cloud Eggs?

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    Elina Kuusisto
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those eggs look so bizarre...how did this person prepare them?

    Alan Myers
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whites and yolks are separated. Whites are beaten and seasoned then partially baked. Yolk is then placed on "white cloud" and baked until done.

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    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those are not eggs. Those are cookies, and poorly done ones at that.

    Sharvari .N
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It would look better if they had arranged it differently

    PawWings
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    idk why but that looks inedible '~'

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    #28

    Roast This Omelette

    Roast This Omelette

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    Linda Matheny
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is what happens after you drink 5 Long Island iced tea.

    First first
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just cover it with sauce and everything is good to go

    Shiritoru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rude. People doesn't born with ability to cook. So it takes time to learn how to make it properly.

    chinasword
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Apparently, some people "doesn't" born with the ability to write with proper grammar either. If you ask for someone's opinion, be prepared for the good and the bad, especially from someone like Ramsay.

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    #29

    Rate This Flight Food

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    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that bread looks great tho! {i love bread~} PS IM NOT A DUCK

    Ashley Say Wha?!?
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good thing u PS'd that u weren't a duck cause I was wondering who would let a duck use their phone to comment on Bored Panda. Almost panicked, but All is right in the world again.

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    Kaden Sargent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd rather starve. But gimme the bread. That's the only thing that looks good.

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would rather jump, and take the bread with me.

    Matt_Young_
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Um.. that bread is FAKE!! Like, when did they start serving squishies with each meal you ordered??!!!!

    Kiahna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's actually really good flight food.

    Emmer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd just eat the bread and fruit if I were you, pal D;

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's Delta by the looks of it. So you can be glad to even get something to eat and not be beaten up :D

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    #30

    Rate These Hash Browns

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    First first
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i guess he is too high to give a f**k about it😂😂😂

    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that even a proper HASH?

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cook it for a little longer, until it's just a small, black, pathetic, little peice of s**t.

    #31

    Rate This

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    Emmer
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want this so bad :'

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    An attempt was made. Why didn't you remove the bone? It looks like the meat is getting a**l!

    Kim Lorton
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think, not a one of these submissions is regretted! They just want to see GR tell them a snarky comment, but in reality, none of them should be allowed to cook ever. Except big boy!

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    #32

    How Long Are You In For?

    How Long Are You In For?

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    AutumnJN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if they really are in prison... if the trays look like that there

    Clinton Yew
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that tray is often use in Indian restaurant.

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    ARMY_FOREVER
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The plate. What is up with the plate? i'm from india, too, and we never used such plates!

    Jameson Champion
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, if AutumnJN says they look like prison trays does that mean...

    Kirati Sattayapisut
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In SEA country, in school they usually serve food in this trey. And also in prison.

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I didn't know you could tweet from prison!" - Gordon Ramsey

    Dora Shandor
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would someone go to a supermarket and see this model of plates and think "this is what i will spend my money on!"?? 😵

    First first
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    8 years ago

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    I don't get it

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    #33

    What Went Wrong?

    What Went Wrong?

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    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Four of them are all fine, others not so much... But cooking macarons is hell hard, so she should keep trying. They might taste good, though. They wouldn't be commercial(as my sister and I call them)macarons though.

    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like the oven heats unevenly for one. Perhaps turn the pan halfway through cooking?

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You tried. Four look good, the rest, you need to kill with fire.

    Allie Orona
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. I've heard that over-mixing them can make the tops crumble like that? But I don't know. They're super hard to make.

    Shannon McKee
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, macarons are challenge for even experienced chefs.

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Their colour melted, seeped down, and is now stuck under the macarons, forever trapped.

    Teleri Nyfain
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A HELPFUL statement is required here - not some ridiculous snark.

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    #34

    Roast These Scrambled Eggs

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    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was in 6th grade and my school had us go to a camping site (sort of a camping site where you go into the countryside and you have to cook for yourself, but they provided dorm rooms and sometimes give us food, but I don’t really know what it’s called) and this was the kind of scrambled eggs they served us…

    Kaden Sargent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Spongebob, WHY AREN'T YOU IN BIKINI BOTTOM?

    Kevin Crane
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do you f**k up scrambled eggs, you Donkey!?!? Scrambled eggs don't form a perfect what ever the f**k that is!!!

    AutumnJN
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ew no... Scrambled eggs don't look like that, that is for sure...

    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dare your mate to eat this while having a bath.

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    #35

    Rate This Dinner

    Rate This Dinner

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    Catherine Houlden
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's actually very popular in ireland, also very nice actually

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    TheKnightOwl
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boiled bacon? A pig was sacrificed for that monstrosity? What in insult.

    Teleri Nyfain
    Community Member
    5 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BS, Gordon. THAT looks delicious. Boiled dinners are scorned by 'chefs' but lots of people thrive on them.

    Maria Bendel
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate bacon in the first place... this is an insult to the adorable little piggies everywhere.

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I saw something with this ingredients before. It started with frying bacon, then there was pork and some cabbage. It wasn't bad at all. But boiling bacon? Really?

    brandon sat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    cabbage?? it looks more like romaine lettuce

    Lucida
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is a kind of cabbage and that kind of caggabe (don't know the name in English) looks like that.

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    #36

    Rate This Chicken Alfredo

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Alfredo looks like it would stick to your teeth

    Aunt Messy
    Community Member
    Premium
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It might be good for fixing things...like gluing on car bumpers.

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    Joan Nene
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bruh if anyone here is fatordon Ramsay fan here Can't believe you have the same jealousy as he has wtf alv lpm

    #37

    Is It Edible?

    Is It Edible?

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    ChubbySquid
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The food quality is about as good as the camera quality.

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why would you put KETCHUP on BREAD?!

    Šimon Špaček
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I do not see any tea on this picture. Unless it means "Tragic error attempt" or something like that.

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In Great Britain, "tea" is also a common work for dinner.

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    DaisyAppreciation
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At first I thought it was an attempt at a sad hamburger.

    First first
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Rule#1 Dont get high on own supply :')

    Lara B.
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like tuna, mustard and ketchup maybe?! Not sure though :D

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    #38

    Rate This Late Night Snack

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    panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I see babies here. Newborns

    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Another stab at your family. Get some new material (Funny, though)

    Cherie Barnard
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd eat that, tbh. Dip it in a bit of tomato sauce (or ketchup, as the Americans call it) and nom nom nom.

    makki
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i see people in straight jackets trying to get out

    Linda Abbott
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they look a whole lot better than MY late night snack!

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    #39

    Rate This Paella

    Rate This Paella

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    Cat on a bike
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Paella should be made with seafood, this is just vegetable curry rice. And a little too much curry!

    Santiago Marenssi
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it depends , not every paella is made with seafood. Valencian Paella is made with rabbit or chicken. The yellow collor of the rice is not curry, is saffron

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    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I didn't realize you could put beetle eggs into food!

    Laura M D
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wasn't this chef the one who cooked some kind of "paella" that drove all the country mad?

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    #40

    Roast This Pizza Bread

    Roast This Pizza Bread

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    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now I'm actually thinking about what pizza with garlic bread crust would be like

    Delaina K
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Dominoes where I live have garlic bread crust on all their pizzas :)

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    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My school serves us these at tea in the dorms…

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How did you mess it up? You just make a circle, slather it in tomato sauce and cheese, and toss it in the oven?

    First first
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humanz don't deserve pizza anymore

    NoAssumedName
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And it all started with the f*****g pineapple... I agree...we don't deserve pizza :(

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    #41

    Rate These Lemon Meringues

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    Mischa Vespa
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HAHAHAHA THIS WAS FROM DAN AND PHIL’S EASTER BAKING LMAOOO HAHAHA

    Antonia
    Community Member
    1 year ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some of them looked like they caught the mold…

    Capermom
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This comment, tho... I'm dying...!

    Kiahna
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hey! Even I can make better meringues than that.

    Dawn Frank
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dan and Phil's handy work here!

    Lazy Panda
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought it was a crusty weird shrimp on sliced biscuit

    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only the two right ones look kinda like merengues. I have made them before, I'm not a good cook, but they looked a 100 times better..

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    #42

    Rate This Chicken

    Rate This Chicken

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    Slosh
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that was some odd sort of biscuit before seeing the text.

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait, that's chicken? I thought it was your boyfriend's tumors.

    Jasmina Wetherley
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that all he's going to eat? he will still be hungry

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    #43

    How Do They Look?

    How Do They Look?

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    Joe Reaves
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah but if you're going to misspell them as crapes you've got to expect someone to run with it and make the obvious joke.

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    Shiritoru
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look nice. Like thin pancakes. :) Bad light on a photo, that's all.

    Kelly
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Correct spelling is crêpes

    #44

    Roast This Romantic Dinner

    Roast This Romantic Dinner

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    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you didn't drug it, he'll be incapacitated by food poisoning, and won't object. If you did, well, ask him to say hello to God for me.

    #45

    Rate This Fried Chicken

    Rate This Fried Chicken

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your poor family sure gets a lot of after death insults, Gordon.

    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    does look really dry, needs lotion

    brandon sat
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i think someone should set up a anti gordon ramsay twitter account where people send pictures of his food and they rip it apart...no matter how good/delicious it looks. i bet it would be hilarious

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Like a dog c**p, shaped into a boomerang, and then fried.

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    #46

    Roast Theses Eggs

    Roast Theses Eggs

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    Leoninus Fate
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that pepper? or did someone scatter grandma?

    Ashley Say Wha?!?
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Omg two for two of ur comments getting me to laugh out loud here!

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    Cassie
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yousef likes a little egg with his pepper.

    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What...the...hell

    Kaden Sargent
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You added to much pepper that I'm sneezing!

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why didn't he Youse his skill? Oh wait...

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    #47

    Rate These Cakes

    Rate These Cakes

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    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, did you make the cookies before or after you slit your wrists?

    Alexandra Ionescu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought the answer will be: "Chocolate cheap cakes..."

    makki
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is chocolate? looks like cranberry or something

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    #48

    What Do You Think About These Wings?

    What Do You Think About These Wings?

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    Nancy E
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bare feet & food pictures shouldn't go together.... EVER !

    Zori the degu
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is that the biggest problem, according to you? Buffalo wings... I repeat, BUFFALO WINGS!

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    Kristel Bijnen
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm asking myself what is up with these food-feet photo's? Just.. why??

    V.T. Proto
    Community Member
    5 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    r/SneakyBackgroundFeet

    #49

    Rate These Spring Rolls

    Rate These Spring Rolls

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    CozaEVE
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's sure a lot of jokes about hash. Are you smoking it Gordon???!!!...

    James Snodsmith
    Community Member
    7 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Did your friend accidentally put joints on the plate instead of rolls?

    Bunzilla
    Community Member
    8 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm trying to figure out just what the hell those things are made out of, exactly. I mean, potato, yeah, but... they're so over-cooked... Did they mash up potatoes and put them through an extruder? wtf.

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