Do not try to bring down vada sambar ! It's so so yummmyy !

Burn!!!! Ops!

why would they regret this comment?

I think the title of this post is misleading. There is no way that the person who sent this pic would regret getting such a response from Gordon. Unless they wanted him to curse at them.

jup - f**k fin soup!

Gordon voiced my thoughts very well!

Nice try.

I'm dying xD

Ouch. Please perform first aid to burn and go to nearest hospital

That is strange, actually. "Every bite you take - I'll be watching you" is the forever dog's motto.

Is it a mold?

Ughh ... Those toenails are so dirty ! I don't even wanna look at them again ...

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Is he still breathing??

She also needs to learn to cut cucumbers, so far she only seems to know to chop them,. With an axe.

what the f**k? cucumber and bakes beans on toast?

My husband's son one made his grandma a mustard greens sandwich. He took 2 slices of bread and opened a can of mustard greens and slopped it onto the bread, and put the top piece of bread on, didn't even cut it into two pieces and was SO proud of himself. Who in the hell does that?!!!! No mayo. No salt. No pepper. Nothing. No skills. No common sense. And yes, ladies, he's about 30 years old and still single and still has not had a serious relationship. He is mooching, uh, 'living' with his 'room mate' (<3er?) for several years now, Has no job. No plans for his future. And a hypochondriac, like his aunt and her son. He needs to do SOMETHING and culinary classes would be great! He made spaghetti not long ago and was SO proud of it. Took a jar of Prego opened it and poured it on some spaghetti noodles he boiled. Wow. Even a 2nd grader can do that. He would probably make this cucumber and beans sandwich and eat it. He's been such a disappointment all around.

Gordon was right, do not smoke, crack!

Call the exterminator.

Haaaa. but please- can't even cut cucumber straight. Also what is this? People eat it?

Why would you put cucumbers on beans and toast?????

Its look like unicorn vomitted on cucumbers

It's Rapmon!!

Is that an eye that he's made with eggs and sausage ? Kind of creepy ...

I'm a vegan and this looks kind of bland.

This literally looks like dog poop or something 😂😂😂

Why, oh, why, would you make this ??

He ask real question here...

salmonella is knocking on your door

😂😂😂only south Asians can make a good chicken tikka ... That just looks like diarrhea

Why they are French, btw?

The food looks really good though

This is NOT omelette! To do omelette you have to

Those eggs look so bizarre...how did this person prepare them?

This is what happens after you drink 5 Long Island iced tea.

that bread looks great tho! {i love bread~} PS IM NOT A DUCK

i guess he is too high to give a f**k about it😂😂😂

I want this so bad :'

I wonder if they really are in prison... if the trays look like that there

Four of them are all fine, others not so much... But cooking macarons is hell hard, so she should keep trying. They might taste good, though. They wouldn't be commercial(as my sister and I call them)macarons though.

It is.

Boiled bacon? Eww...

The Alfredo looks like it would stick to your teeth

The food quality is about as good as the camera quality.

I see babies here. Newborns

Paella should be made with seafood, this is just vegetable curry rice. And a little too much curry!

Now I'm actually thinking about what pizza with garlic bread crust would be like

HAHAHAHA THIS WAS FROM DAN AND PHIL’S EASTER BAKING LMAOOO HAHAHA

I thought that was some odd sort of biscuit before seeing the text.

Look all fine to me...

That's not a bad dish.

Your poor family sure gets a lot of after death insults, Gordon.

But he's not Yoused to cooking !

kinda like these~

Bare feet & food pictures shouldn't go together.... EVER !