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Google has been around for more than two decades now and it has become the world's number one search engine. There are good reasons for it - Google is fast, user-friendly and is good at putting the most relevant sites at the top of their results list. Unfortunately, the same can't be said about Bing. No matter how hard poor Bing tries, it never even comes near the capacities and popularity that Google has. But it's not the main reason why people started making Google vs. Bing memes.

Several years ago, someone discovered that if you type suicide-related questions in Google and Bing, they show really different results. While Google pulls up suicide hotlines first, Bing shows you the most efficient way to end things. Thus, a topic that is in no way funny, became a hilarious meme format that people can't get enough of, so Bored Panda has compiled for you a list of 20 hilarious Google vs. Bing memes. Scroll down below to see them all and vote for the ones that made you laugh.

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Ed Souza
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Well, let's be honest bing wins here. It actually listed what was searched. It maybe dark and disturbing but that's what was searched.

Daria B
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. I appreciate Google's ethical results, but sometimes you really just need an information for something completely harmless, and it assumes you have problems and refuses to find it for you.

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Tara
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t think suicide and hilarious should be in the same sentence

7ML3
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But they are both in that single sentence that formed your comment...

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Marcellus the Third
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This... is terrifying. But makes sense, Google has had more time and budget to finesse (and be blamed for all manner of things).

Hard 2 Guess
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wanted to see if this is true so I just Binged same exact search, "easiest way to suicide". I got above information after 3 other links. On top of page there is a suicide prevention number same as google.

Jorge Quero
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Intriguing that "Shotgun to head" and "Gunshot of head" are not only treated as separate methods but even have conflicting metrics

PattonPawter
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

what’s the difference between shotgun to head and gunshot to head

RRP
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

who are the 1% of people that survived shotgun to the head?

James Pointer
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They usually make it in the news, wouldn't be hard to find them. Or if you're looking for a light hearted answer, Britney Spears on S12 E12.

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Samantha C
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm just wondering how "shotgun to head" and "gunshot of head" aren't under the same category.

littlesaresare
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Gunshot of head" obviously means shooting your head out of a gun. So the former is shooting into your head, whereas the latter is shooting WITH your head. ;)

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Parabola2011
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

google is like "Stop. Get help, please." and bing is like "K1LL YOURSELF NOW"

Parabola2011
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1 week ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

google is like "Stop, get help, please." and bing is like "K1LL YOURSELF NOW"

Master Markus
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Am I the only one bothered by the grammatical wrongness of "Easiest way to suicide"?

Bill
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Up the street not across the road when slitting your wrists

Sanne H.
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Positively surprised to see that google dóés have some ethics.

Rida Hartdige
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay...I'ma have to keep my friend away from this cause he is suicidal as f*ck

Danno Person
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Is no one going to address the time column on being?!?! Why is a shotgun to the chest faster than a shotgun to the head? 2.5 minutes for gunshot to the head? How? Why? What?

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    L McN
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    waaaait.....$2.80? Even the most expensive is a dollar cheaper than near me!

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    Everybody Say love!
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    5 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Quite possibly one of my favorite quotes ever: "Super Hans, are you trying to skin up with your feet again? Because it doesn't work, does it? It just makes a mess!"

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