This is honor.

At least the gorillas are getting smarter as we get dumber. I wonder when we intersect?

Protect this man at all costs

THIS? THIS IS AMAZING. BEST THING IN THE WORLD 10/10

Yes! Replace Star Wars 7-9 with muppet Star Wars. The Frog Awakens, the Last Piggy and the Rise of Gonzo.

I would be happy to sit by this child at dinner

I love subliminal theories!

you made every british person cringe we started a war with you over tea before

Oh my, that was a well-needed laugh!!

Are these people kettle dodging barbarians? Aka Americans?

we're americans... our appliances use 110v, so even our KETTLES are slow. I use a kettle daily to boil water and sure as hell it takes 5 minutes

The original has a comment in Elizabethan English where they redo the whole thread like it's Shakespeare.

Don't let uncle Iroh see this!

Look, water in the microwave tastes the same as water in a kettle. The difference is control over temperature. If you're drinking Lipton or tettly, you really won't know the difference, boil is boil. If you're drinking white or green tea, you don't really want boil, so you need to know how long to let it cool before adding the tea, and then it gets complicated. I use a kettle, but I don't drink Lipton or tettley. If I did, I wouldn't bother with the extra appliance!

Holy moley, what did I read?

...want a beer?

We yanks prefer our tea in the harbor

this is so funny more of things like this bp

And the tea was spilled

The guy describing everyone as a lunatic had me in tears, spot on.

Brilliant, just brilliant!

Yep!

Is this the first day on earth for these people? Yeah, grow up and buy an electric kettle.

Saw someone on Reddit call a kettle an "electric jug."

This is my favorite conversation ever

Cold tea? No kettle?? Take me, lord!

Boil the kettle! It's a new invention!

Any one who drinks tea is cringing. Smacking their foreheads, muttering to themselves about what idiots in a certain country do to make a cup of tea. You could've just asked! And yeah, we would've shown you and explained the why's and how-to to brew tea.

Tea-ification lol

*Sips cold brew tea*

This is a genuine question from a coffee drinker who does sup a cup of tea now and again...would it make an actual difference in taste if the water were boiled on top of stove instead of in microwave? I use microwave at 70 seconds instead of waiting 8+ minutes for stove top kettle

We as a species are doomed.

That was fantastic.

What a waste of e-mail paper !

Are these people from the US ? Because pretty sure most of the rest of the world owns some kind of kettle.