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God does not exist because he has never posted any selfies, has not tweeted anything and Youtubers never talk about him. Today we worship other idols. These modern gods do not need marble sculptures or stained glass windows in temples. There is no need to pray to them and prove our devotion. They are here with us at all times, and therefore deserve to be shown.

This series of posters is dedicated to anyone who instantly opens Instagram with their alarm clock ringing in the morning and is not entirely sure what the difference between death and offline mode is.

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Josh Stack
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10 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“ God does not exist because he has never posted any selfies, has not tweeted anything and Youtubers never talk about him. Today we worship other idols. These modern gods do not need marble sculptures or stained glass windows in temples. There is no need to pray to them and prove our devotion. They are here with us at all times, and therefore deserve to be shown. This series of posters is dedicated to anyone who instantly opens Instagram with their alarm clock ringing in the morning and is not entirely sure what the difference between death and offline mode is.“ Geez, pretentious much?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a mishevous god who sometimes leads you wrong…

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