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33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Whenever a character is whimpering that her corset hurts.

For 90% of history, corsets did not hurt! Tightlacing was not the norm! Corsets were just bras and bodice shapers! A princess who’s worn corsets her entire life should be used to it. She can hate the feeling, but the whole “I can’t breathe!” trope needs to stop.

Edit: And don’t even get me f*****g started on the idea of someone having scars bc of their corsets. Corsets were NOT worn on bare skin. They would wear a chemise ffs!

-CherryByte- , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

112points

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Lene 2 months ago

This!

20points

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Any time they mention "poisonous" snakes. Poisonous snakes do exist, but they're much rarer than what people are actually worried about, which is *venomous* snakes. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous. If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If you're worried because a snake is poisonous, just don't eat it.

rannapup , Pixabay Report

Final score:

110points

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Sky Render 2 months ago

If you bite each other and neither of you dies, it's kinky.

122points

Let's make an assumption right away - there are a lot of authors who have done poor research on the subject they are writing about. Even more than those who haven’t done any research at all. Both in fiction and non-fiction.

And so we get the roar of spaceship engines in the vacuum of space, knights performing gymnastics in full armor and tirelessly waving a two-handed sword for several hours, and other stories that then appear in threads like this one.

There is always the temptation to explain any inconsistencies in the plot and text with the universal "It's just magic!", but there’s a limit to everything! You can try to provide scientific justification for the possibility of dragons flying or how they manage to breathe fire and not burn themselves - but when you have a Viking drinking from a fjord (which is, in fact, a sea bay with salt water), that's something completely different!

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance I don’t know a ton about this, but all media from top to bottom seems to believe that bonking someone on the head with a blunt object merely results in an “unscheduled nap.”

The fact is that if you’re out for more than a second or two, you likely have permanent brain damage. Especially without modern medical care.

CSWorldChamp , Alexander Grey Report

Final score:

102points

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Ace 2 months ago

Yes, this one annoys me too, particularly because it's been used for decades and many people actually believe that a knock-out is a harmless and temporary injury.

40points

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance I recently read a book where a couple was in Paris during WWII and they strolled into a restaurant and ordered a whole duck to eat. During.... WWII....... they were not even rich.

anon , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

86points

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PattyK 2 months ago

The Nazis confiscated much of the food in Paris to feed their troops. A person would have to be in line very early in the morning to get just a loaf of bread. Meat of any kind was practically nonexistent. Many people today don’t know the sacrifices people, especially Europeans, had to make during WWII.

37points

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Computers and programming.

"I just need to upload the IP address to the cloud server and then we will have root access to the network"

No, you won't. You just won't. That's like saying

"I just need to glue the plastic frog to the radiator and then the car will be able to fly".

zippy72 , Darlene Alderson Report

Final score:

82points

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Stephanie Did It 2 months ago

Back in Golden Hollywood, script writers could get away with fake tech speak because audiences had not been exposed to the huge amounts of information, scientific or medical, that we are today. Pseudoscience sounded technical enough for most everyone. We are no longer as gullible as our parents and grandparents.

24points

"Okay," you may say - "but what to do then if the author cannot be an expert in absolutely all possible things?" The answer is quite simple - do not try to be an expert yourself when playing on a deliberately foreign field.

For example, the great John R.R. Tolkien, as is well known, when describing the campaign of the Fellowship of the Ring, specifically calculated the phases of the Moon - just to casually mention in some scene that there was a full moon in the sky.

On the other hand, the Professor was never an expert, for example, in economics - his goal was, first of all, a grand linguistic experiment. That is why you will not find in The Lord of the Rings any attempt to explain how the underground cities of the dwarves lived without grain and vegetables, or how much a pint of milk cost in Minas Tirith.

And still, the world created by the genius of Tolkien is considered one of the most developed in all of world fantasy.

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance I read a novel in which the character kneaded pie crust for a long time. You should knead bread dough to activate the gluten, but pie crust should never be kneaded—it should be handled as little as possible!

bros-of-versailles , Amanda Reed Report

Final score:

75points

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Marnie 2 months ago

I never knew "activating gluten" was a thing. From the internet: "Kneading, stirring, or mixing the dough causes the gluten strands to develop and strengthen. The more the dough is mixed, the more gluten is developed, resulting in a more elastic and stretchy dough." From that, yes, makes perfect sense you would not want to knead pie crust! Learn something new every day.

14points

nosleeptilfirstdraft , cottonbro studio Report

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Therapy! It's rare to see it portrayed correctly. Usually the therapist says things that are wildly inappropriate or just not right. Oversharing personal information, taking weird notes or being oddly distant and aloof.

Final score:

67points

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Undercover 2 months ago

Same with psych wards. Usually they're just a normal part of a hospital, no spooky dungeon / asylum. And often there are two different wards (open vs. closed), depending on the severity of your condition. If someone is a danger to himself or others or psychotic, he will be kept in a closed ward where you can't leave without permission or supervision. Open wards are pretty much like normal hospital routine and you can leave as long you don't have scheduled therapy at the time and sign out.

33points

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Hacking. The speed and ferocity is something commonly shown incorrectly, but another is hardware. You're not going to break into an encrypted database on a secure network with a Macbook. Brute forcing requires server farms worth of power.

AtomicGearworks , Markus Spiske Report

Final score:

63points

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Doctor Strange 2 months ago

Not a book, but I think the worst hacking scene is from NCIS, where two characters are both using the same keyboard to go faster.

54points

Many authors, succumbing to the already typical cliches, try to add excessive realism to their books - and the texts only suffer from this. "For example, in a typical fantasy world, elves are so reverent about their forests and trees that they are ready to give their lives - both their own and someone else's - literally for a broken branch?" says Oleksiy Arkhireyev, a Ukrainian copywriter and novelist, with whom Bored Panda got in touch for a comment here.

"At the same time, elves are usually great archers. And any big battle is a huge number of arrows. For example, at the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, English archers fired about 7 thousand arrows. And where, I ask you, did the elves get such a quantity of wood for these arrows?" Oleksiy questions.

In any case, it’s best to be guided by common sense, check the opinion of experts, and do a detailed study of the material you will write about, Oleksiy believes. "And even better - write about what you personally know very well, what you understand at an expert level or so. Then the text will definitely be interesting - and if you add some writing skills, then it will be completely captivating."

#10

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Characters with wildly inaccurate names for their time period, location, gender during that time period, culture, etc.
Names are so easy to research and yet…

Also someone not knowing the appropriate ways to use Your Highness, Your Majesty, Your Grace, etc….

RibbonsFlying , damien sanchez Report

Final score:

61points

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Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo 2 months ago

There are some who call me... Tim

72points

#11

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance As for medical field... Where do I even start?!
Idiotic CPR and defibrillator use, of course. People waking from long coma, getting up and leaving like nothing. Blunt force head trauma, knocking person unconscious for two mins, them getting up like nothing happened. Running with broken leg. Horror is super notorious with this - immediately passing out after getting shot with tranquilliser dart.
Closer to my field - cancer patients, their treatment portrayal.

reliableshot , Oliver King Report

Final score:

58points

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Joanne Mendonza-Earle 2 months ago

There was an early Friends episode where Monice and Phoebe accidentally distracted a guy and he was hit by a car. They visit him in the hospital and call him 'coma guy' yet he's not hooked up to anything, his hair is perfectly styled....but he's in a coma? Then they go see him and he's coming out of the bathroom totally fine and coherent.

14points

#12

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Characters eating anything with tomatoes in medieval Europe. Makes me think the author did zero research as to what people ate in medieval Europe.

FarmNGardenGal , Pixabay Report

Final score:

52points

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PeepPeep the duck 2 months ago (edited)

Hunchback of Notre dame to answer aces question of the top off my head 😂 festival of fools, confused me as a kid into history.

11points

However, even the greatest masters of world prose and poetry could make mistakes - and sometimes even quite grossly. What can we say about simple craftsmen of texts then? So now just feel free to read these stories, and maybe share your own in the comments below. Perhaps your tale will be no less funny and captivating than those that we have collected in this selection? Who actually knows?

#13

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance I remember hearing about a James Bond script that was to start with a Day of the Dead celebration in Mexico. The writer didn't do his research and assumed that the holiday was celebrated all throughout the country.

When they go to film, they discover the locals didn't actually celebrate Day of the Dead in that region. The studio decided to host the festival themselves so that the movie could film its scenes as scheduled. The festival was such a hit with the locals that ever since then, the town *now* has a Day of the Dead celebration.

So who knows, maybe not doing research can result in a fluke where your factual errors can force reality to make them become true.

voidcrack , Viridiana Rivera Report

Final score:

52points

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Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo 2 months ago

Somebody once told me that Day of the Dead was for Mexicans what St Patricks Day was for the Irish: something fun Americans did

21points

Own-Boysenberry-2233 , Tobias Bjørkli Report

#14

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance In John Gwynne's Shadow of the Gods, a character DRINKS FROM A FJORD. Excuse me that is salt water, you should be dead!

They also take their boats up the "rivers" at the end of the fjords, as if that's a thing. The author apparently didn't even spend 5 minutes googling what a fjord is before including the word at least four times per chapter. If you wanted it to be a river just call it that!

Only book I've ever rage quit.

Final score:

50points

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Ace 2 months ago

TBF not all fjords contain seawater, some of the Norwegian ones are freshwater too.

27points

#15

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Anything to do with horses.

Making taking care of a lot of animals seem like just a few minutes' work a day. Ditto farming acres of any crops. That work never ends.

Using real-world cities but never mapping distances. Miami and Tampa, for instance, are not at all close to each other.

terriaminute , Jean Alves Report

Final score:

49points

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Fat Harry (Oi / You) 2 months ago

I spend two hours a day looking after my horse. It's a real commitment, not something that can be done in a few minutes.

17points

#16

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Animal companions that are immediately loyal to the protagonist, and go everywhere with them/do whatever they want without any training or general care. Bonus points if it’s an exotic animal.

I get that in many cases this is a “suspension of disbelief” thing more than a “author didn’t research” thing, but it still irks me. This trend repeated over and over again in media has left the general population with some really unrealistic/misinformed ideas about how animals think and work, which A- is unfortunate for their pets; and B- glorifies and bolsters the exotic pet trade, which is rife with animal abuse and mistreatment.

Everyone’s spent their whole lives consuming media that tells them that animals will automatically love/obey the “good guy”, and everyone is the good guy in their own mind. In reality it takes learning and work to train and bond with an animal no matter who you are.

I can’t count the amount of times I’ve told someone “my dog is a little scared of strangers but if you ignore him and pass him treats he’ll warm up fast”, and they’ve gone “dogs like me!” And reached right for his face anyways. Then they spend the next ten minutes trying to rationalize why the dog barked at them when he was obviously just scared.

Pine_Petrichor , Steshka Willems Report

Final score:

43points

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Doctor Strange 2 months ago

Or the opposite. Many people think of wolves as dangerous, bloodthirsty monsters. Well I volunteer at a wolf sanctuary, and let me tell you - given the choice between getting in the pen with the wolves, and getting in a pen with chihuahas, I will choose the wolves every time. They are often very sweet, and loveable goofs. In the wild, wolves that are not used to humans will absolutely flee humans every time. Because wolves are smart, and one of the number one killers of wolves in the wild is human. So they Don't want to start any conflict, because it could kill them. Even if you p**s them off, they will warn you multiple times before even thinking about hurting you. One guy tried to ride one of our wolves like a pony, and Still didn't get bit for that.

45points

#17

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance It bothers me when people don’t know the difference between jail and prison. Books, movies, and TV shows always talk about “going to jail for (x number) years” or “you’ll get arrested and they’ll take you to prison.” Jail is pre-trial and people sentenced to a year or less. Anything more than a year is prison.

BatDad1973 , Pixabay Report

Final score:

39points

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Ace 2 months ago

It bothers me when people assume that this is a linguistic difference rather that just a convention is a certain country. Across the rest of the world the two words are interchangeable,

89points

#18

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Weight of armor and weapons mainly swords. The heaviest plate armor weighed under 100lbs and was distributed over the body. Swords weighed 2 to 3 lbs. The 6 foot blades weighed up to 7lbs. More movie than book but if I see one more steel sword cast in an open mold I'm gonna lose it.

anon , Pixabay Report

Final score:

37points

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Doctor Strange 2 months ago

Its so rare to see a good blacksmithing scene. One of the things I liked about Blue Eyed Samurai is that they did get a lot of things right. Not everything, but a lot.

25points

#19

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance When their stories only include the famous landmarks of a city. For instance, if the story takesChicago and the only locations the characters visit are Wrigley Field or the Chicago River, or they just generically call downtown "The Loop," as in one character says to the other, "Fine, meet me in the Loop.." WHERE IN THE LOOP???

This holds true for every other major city as well that is the backdrop of a book.

KGreen100 , AXP Photography Report

Final score:

36points

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XanthippeⓐWulf🇨🇦️️🇬🇧 2 months ago

The landmarks I can understand. Someone reading a book about, say England, would more likely recognize landmarks like Buckingham Palace, Big Ben, St. Paul's Cathedral, etc. Than places like Liberty or Greggs if they've not been there before. It helps the reader "visualize" a location using familiarity.

19points

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#20

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Once I read a book where one of the MCs could draw really well and wanted to study at the academy of fine arts. She took drawing classes before she applied and was praised for her talent there, but the teacher showed her that there are more kinds of pencil than a HB. So you mean to tell me you’ve been drawing your whole life and you just learned that? And she did get accepted to the academy if i remember correctly, which is a very hard thing to do.

In the same series there was an article about a woman with an eating disorder and they said something like “at 13, she weighed 50kg (110lbs), which is way too much for a 13 year old”. Excuse me? No it’s not? Funny thing is I read it at 13 with an eating disorder, weighing 50kg and at that time people would ask me if my parents gave me food at all lmao

Edit: i hate to say it guys but the author is a woman. It seemed like she actually did some impressive research on eating disorders but that line shouldn’t be there

Edit2: actually i remembered another crazy thing she wrote about eating disorders, one of the mcs had ed and she would always judge other women who were fatter than her. i won’t speak for everyone with an ed but yeah, we don’t do that.

atridie , Javier Gonzalez Report

Final score:

31points

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PeepPeep the duck 2 months ago

I am an artist from a super poor family growing up and I was also around 12-13 when someone finally introduced the 2, 4 & 8B pencil to me 😂 it happens

24points

Woman Put A Water Fountain With A Camera In Her Yard, Here Are 24 Photos Of Regular Visitors (New Pics)

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#21

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Weather, specifically severe storms and tornadoes, is so easy to get right with even surface level research that it makes me want to tear my hair out. Some more egregious examples include: Issuing tornado warnings before the storm has even formed (that's what a watch is for), giving tornado ratings before the tornado forms or while it is on the ground (we can now kinda ballpark it with radar, but all ratings are done post event), tornadoes having a calm center "eye" like a hurricane (It's a giant blender full of debris, and even if it did have an "eye" they move too fast), just to name a few.

On the other hand, those kinds of inaccuracies did drive me into writing because I figured out I could write better tornado stories than that, so I guess it worked out in the end.

DBTornado , Pixabay Report

Final score:

30points

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Beak Hookage 2 months ago

I watched "Twisters", and the most realistic part was where the heroes had to go and TELL people to take shelter while they milled around like idiots. Friend in Texas confirmed that this is exactly what happens and that some people will respond to a tornado warning BY GOING OUTSIDE TO WATCH.

28points

#22

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Lots of people mix up what kids can do at different stages

Barring any disability or circumstantial factors:

A 1yo should be able to walk and say a few words

A 2yo can run, kick things, climb around, go up and down the stairs, and speak in 2-3 word sentences

A 3yo can ride a tricycle

A 4yo should be able to hop on one foot and start knowing the alphabet

A 5yo can skip, somersault, read, count, ride a bike (with or without training wheels), and climb bigger things—and also speak in complete and grammatically correct sentences

(also by 10-11, a child's speech is pretty much the same as adults).

eekspiders , Lukas Report

Final score:

25points

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Huddo's sister 2 months ago

No, even if there is no delay or disability, a 5 year old shouldn't automatically be able to read. That's what school is for, to teach them (assuming children start formal school at about 5, not all countries are the same). This is a myth that makes parents and children feel bad a lot. Preschools should follow the child's interests, so if they want to learn the alphabet, form letters, read words, count above 10, they can be given those challenges, but if they don't show an interest they should not be forced to. 'School readiness' isn't being able to read, write and count, it's actually being able to hold a pencil, hold scissors, sit for 5-10 minutes and focus on a group activity/story.

18points

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#23

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Divisions > Brigades > Battalions > Companies > Platoons > Sections/Squads

You can immediately resolve this with a 10 second google search.

Also, an infantry section or squad has around 8 guys in it, not 3 or 4. We can thank the *Battlefield* games for that misunderstanding, I think.

PhiliDips , Leah Hall Report

Final score:

25points

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Spencer's slave no longer 2 months ago

This is entirely dependent on the country whose army the game is portraying. British Infantry battalions can have sqads of 4, consisting of two 2 man fire teams.

20points

#24

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Part of _Station Eleven_ takes place in an abandoned airport with an airplane chilling on runway 37. Runways only go up to 36.

anon , Jerry Wang Report

Final score:

24points

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Ace 2 months ago

Because they're just named for the direction they face (divided by ten) and there are only 360 degrees in a circle.

82points

triple_cock_smoker , Mikhail Nilov Report

#25

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance I am not comfortable with calling medicine "my field" yet but anything involving cpr or defibrillators. CPRs may break ribs, and last up to an hour until professional help comes.

Also as of lately, epigenetics become the "quantum" of human biology by that I mean how it is used in a manner in worldbuilding and fiction completely detached from how it actually works.

Final score:

24points

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Doctor Strange 2 months ago

This person's heart has stopped due to drowning! Quick, put them in the bottom of the boat in a pool of salt water we are all standing in and then hit them with electricity! - a certain tv show about pretty but not very bright life guards in red

23points

Woman Moves Out Of Parents' Home After They Asked Her To Give Her Space To Brother, They Freak Out

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#26

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Tazers rendering people unconscious. I worked on a project where people were being trained on the use of tasers. I'm no expert, but I learned enough to be annoyed with the trope of them knocking people out.

Depictions of kink. I write erotica specifically around a few specific, less run-of-the-mill kinks, and a LOT of authors get the kink lifestyle very wrong.

SaveFerrisBrother , hermanturnip Report

Final score:

22points

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Zedrapazia 2 months ago

You can knock people out with tasers, but those strong enough to do that can't be commercially bought and demand a license. The police usually have them.

21points

#27

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance 99% of poker scenes in books, movies, TV. too many wrong depictions to count, some very technical, but one-in-a-million hands, mischaracterizing what makes a great player and betting more than is allowed are the most common ones.

out of context philosophical statements to pretty up an authors manuscript who woefully misunderstood the concept.

every decorative german basically being from bavaria (in serious media, comedy is whatever).

crz0r , Javon Swaby Report

Final score:

21points

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PattyK 2 months ago

What is a “decorative German”?

9points

#28

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance When I read that someone is going "free climbing," 9 times out of 10 the author means to say that the person is going free *soloing.*

I go free climbing all the time. So many people do. Free climbing includes pretty much all of what we think of as recreational rock climbing, using ropes, carabiners, harnesses, etc. Free *soloing* means walking up to the wall and climbing with no safety gear of any kind. Soloing is inherently risky.

Also for some reason when I point this out, I invariably get harassed for it, as though my niche sport/interest doesn't rise to the level where we would expect an author to get it right. Drives me CRAZY.

**Author**: My [cool] character goes FREE CLIMBING and look how [cool] she is

**Me**: Oh nice, free climbing is great. A quiet afternoon at the crags with friends enjoying nature. Sounds lovely. Let's bring the kids.

kayriss , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

Final score:

18points

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Ace 2 months ago

Meh. " as though my niche sport/interest doesn't rise to the level where we would expect an author to get it right. " Yupp, that pretty much defines it. they don't care, and even if you point it out you'll just be labelled as pointlessly pedantic

14points

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#29

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Any time a character on a horse “flicks” the reins to make it go.

stuffffffffffffffff , Raquel Elise de Moraes Report

Final score:

17points

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Zedrapazia 2 months ago

I think this stereotype has been caused by this being portrayed in western. The actual way to make a trained horse walk is to gently nudge it in the sides with both of your feet once or twice. Horses are smart, they understand this signal.

19points

#30

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Guns. Wow, are guns so poorly understood by the media. Like seriously. I've seen guns being mislabbeled as completely different guns, semi-automatics being portrayed as fully automatic, constant serious gun safety violations (looking at you Baldwin), never seen a gun jam in a movie or show, and seen people taking rounds they shouldn't survive and being completely fine, etc etc. Not to mention supressors.

Lui_Le_Diamond , Anna Shvets Report

Final score:

17points

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Tucker Cahooter 2 months ago

BP deciding to think of the children by showing us a picture of water pistols.

26points

OSA 2 months ago

Don't you mean the 'gateway guns'????? Like the 'gateway d***s'.. :-)

3points

Kangaroo 2 months ago

Honestly BP isnt the only one. You can’t say “gun” or “shooting” or anything like that on a few platforms. I know a lot of Tik Tokkers who refer to them as “pew pews.” They even got rid of the gun emoji and changed it to a water gun 🔫

2points

Stannous Flouride 2 months ago

At least they didn't caption it (Not actual photo) this time.

0points

Con O Cuinn 2 months ago

Shooting in confined spaces with zero hearing protection with no repercussions

8points

Oerff On Tour 2 months ago

And shooting 2 dozen rounds from a revolver

3points

The Phantom Stranger 2 months ago

In season 4 or 5 of CSI: Miami, Tim Speedle dies in a shootout because he didn't clean his gun properly (even after Horatio tells him to) and it jams during the firefight. I thought that was pretty accurate (if you ignore the whole thing about forensic technicians actually carrying guns and interrogating suspects).

5points

Guess Undheit 2 months ago

"never seen a gun jam in a movie or show," - CSI Miami using it as a plot device to kill off a cast member. [ ........... ] "people taking rounds they shouldn't survive and being completely fine," - Compare that with "Ronin", where DeNiro's character Sam takes a bullet in the fleshy part of his abdomen (surface wound) and is barely able to function.

5points

Squirrelly Panda 2 months ago

A gun jammed in Night of the Comet. Daddy would've gotten us uzis

5points

Jennifer Clayton 2 months ago

Anytime someone touches a handgun in a movie it sounds like rattling metal parts. They don't sound like that just being picked up or handed to someone. It's silent. You don't want loose parts in a gun.

4points

Oerff On Tour 2 months ago

On the other hand, look at "Romeo and Juliette" with Leonardo di Caprio. The text is the original Shakespeare, but with modern settings. They clearly show the handgun carrying the engraving "Sword 9mm" and the rifle "Longsword 0.303"

3points

Kira Okah 2 months ago

Also the lack of trigger discipline in trained soldiers. Now I've only done target and clay shooting, but even with me trigger discipline is something I do without thinking. So would a soldier, or anyone properly trained with firearms.

2points

HARRY KOPPERS 2 months ago

the movie "Open Range" had people getting shot, getting patched by the doctor, and almost normal in a week or less. In the 1880s. Gut shots with no antibiotics or even surgeries to fix it.

1point

Max Fox 2 months ago

Let's add random people being able to hit somebody with a handgun at 20 feet, people flying backwards when hit by a rifle bullet, people not using the sights correctly, never-ending magazines, silencers that somehow hide the sound of the mechanism of an pistol, etc, etc, etc.

1point

James King 2 months ago

In action movies they're always shooting several rounds without hearing protection, then whispering back and forth with their partner and they can hear just fine.

1point

john doe 2 months ago

I love it when an assault rifle or some other automatic weapon runs out of ammo in a movie , they always edit in an burst of clicks like the firing pin is battery operated or something, you get one click if you dry fire an empty weapon after that the firing pin isn't reset by recoil or blowback from a live round so it won't make any noise or do anything.

1point

mysterious(he/they, maybe?) 2 months ago

Someone who's never used a gun being able to aim well. It's harder than it looks to actually shoot something.

1point

nuberiffic 2 months ago (edited)

Guns jam all the time in movies and TV. It's a common scene beat.

0points

L Terr 2 months ago

PLUS being able to hear completely fine afterwards. Guns are LOUD

0points

suuper_savvy 2 months ago

the sounds. guns on tv make so many clanking noises with every movement. like who put that together? something is def. loose!

0points

DeoManus Argentem 2 months ago

Anything related to firearms! "Clip", dual-wielding, "assault weapon", doors as shields, etc etc

0points

HolyDiver 2 months ago

pulling the trigger and it clicking after running out of ammunition in a semi-automatic pistol, unlimited ammo, a body blowing back when hit and 'head shots' instead of aiming for the core.

0points

Lady Miss Pie Premium 2 months ago

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-1point

CP 2 months ago

Baldwin didn't do anything wrong.

-2points

nottheactualphoto 2 months ago

He pointed a gun at someone he (presumably) did not intend to kill. All guns are loaded, Alec.

5points

Cat Chat 2 months ago

One big Hollywood gun rule since Brandon Lee's death is no gun should ever be pointed at another person. NEVER EVER. Forced perspective and the ability to operate cameras by remote allow the illusion of pointed guns on screen. Baldwin effectively ignored that very important rule.

4points

Lady Miss Pie Premium 2 months ago

Yeah that was totally unnecessary and inaccurate

2points

BoredWolfe 2 months ago

He pointed a gun in an unsafe direction and video taken before the incident clearly shows his trigger discipline was shockingly bad.

1point

CP 2 months ago (edited)

Wait, hold on a second. Do you all actually think movie sets don't regularly do what Baldwin did. That is why they have all those checks for live ammunition on the set. Is live ammunition banned in the real world too like it was on the set? If it isn't then the analogy of a all guns are loaded guns isn't apt at all. Do you all even watch movies? They literally use blanks on sets even today and point them at actors.

-2points

#31

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance There's countless examples of video games being portrayed really weirdly in media, particularly television. I immediately think of some kid wildly waving like a Super Nintendo controller around while playing some modern generic royalty-free Call of Duty clone.

PhunkyPhazon , EVG Kowalievska Report

Final score:

14points

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Sky Render 2 months ago

It was worse in the 90s. They had actors using NES controllers and the sounds were clearly Atari 2600 games. TV seems to consistently be as wrong as possible about video games.

7points

PapaBeer642 , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

#32

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance As a scientist, units are often a dead giveaway. Often, they pick a unit that sounds impressive, but is really small, and describe something that's enormous with a unit more appropriate for a crumpled up piece of paper or a lighter.

Final score:

14points

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Becky Samuel 2 months ago

And blue liquid. Lots and lots of blue liquid.

14points

"I Didn't Start The Dryer": Karen Gets Taught A Lesson After Throwing Out Neighbor's Wet Clothes

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#33

33 Examples When Folks Were Reading Something And Caught The Author In 100% Ignorance Not a book but a video game.

I love Detroit Become Human but living in Detroit myself I noticed some things.

-They call the People Mover the tram. No one in Detroit will call it that.

-The hyperfixation on poverty porn in the game. Even in the downtown and nice areas of the city you’re really not going to see rundown houses in Downtown anymore as it looks like nice and gentrified around the collages.

-The severe lack of npcs trying to get you to buy their mixtape as they tell you they’re going to be the next Eminem.

dotdedo , JÉSHOOTS Report

Final score:

-3points

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Joey Jo Jo Shabadoo 2 months ago

The game takes place in 2038

21points

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Helena 2 months ago

The volume of male writers getting female anatomy wrong is staggering. And hilarious. I highly recommend looking it up. Everything from thinking women have a tamper evident seal and have no vaginal opening as a virgin, to breasts having personality, to one describing keeping a tiny purse in a vagina. It is friggin hilarious. You can't help but think 'oh bud, no real relationships yet huh'. Except one of the offenders is Stephen King, which is just baffling.

25points

PFD 2 months ago

When complaining about this issue (totally rightly btw) you're contractually obligated to quote "She breasted boobily to the stairs and titted downwards." Sorry I don't make the rules.

22points

James King 2 months ago

Stephen King is a great storyteller, but not a great writer.

6points

Guess Undheit 2 months ago

The incuriosity or "porn-based" thinking is so blinking obvious. I'm sexually into men only, and ~I~ understand better than most males.

2points

Marnie 2 months ago

In apocalypse type books, when they write that societies will "revert" back to women being treated as subservient and inferior, as if that's the norm, when in fact, it's a fairly recent development for humans (as far as we know), and is getting worse on average every century for a while now. Look at the perverted Taliban treating every woman in the country as a sex object they own. That's not normal. And if societies broke up into hunter-gatherer societies, small nomadic bands, or sustenance farming, they would very, very, very likely revert to the types of societies that form with those economies, which is largely egalitarian.

15points

ElfVibratorGlitter 2 months ago (edited)

Hmmm. Interesting. Very good point. Some of the older civilizations were matrilineal societies. And there are still cultures around today...

3points

Vanessa MacKenzie 2 months ago

if we broke into hunter/gatherer groups, I would starve. I can neither hunt, nor grow anything 🙃

1point

Guess Undheit 2 months ago

Most European patriarchal buckshot is after xian violence imposed upon the societies. Pre-1000 Europe, especially the north, was a lot more egalitarian.

0points

Mariele Scherzinger 2 months ago

Something so obvious and so stupid. "By the light of the new moon". I don't know if I should laugh or scream.

6points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 months ago

Vampires do not sparkle.

6points

Vanessa MacKenzie 2 months ago

they also shouldn't bleed, since their hearts aren't beating....

3points

HolyDiver 2 months ago

Upvote this a million times if I could

1point

Ginger Winters 2 months ago

Well they do if they've been crafting... glitter gets everywhere

0points

Apatheist Account2 2 months ago

In astrophysics: showing the moon at vastly more than its normal size (which is about the width of the thumb at arm's length); showing moons and planets so close to other planets that they would collide; showing closely packed asteroid fields (in our asteroid belt, the gaps between objects are at least 500 miles); showing sandstorms on planets with hardly any atmosphere (eg Mars).

6points

UKGrandad 2 months ago

Mars has huge dust storms covering areas the size of continents and lasting for weeks at a time.

2points

Beak Hookage 2 months ago

A baby that never cries or needs a nappy change and doesn't need to be fed every few hours and is instead basically just a cute little doll. And also it only took about ten minutes to be born and the mother doesn't need to spend any time recovering.

5points

Becky Samuel 2 months ago

Bonus points if she drifts ethereally around wearing a white dress in the postpartum period.

4points

Lost Panda 2 months ago

Mine is the heart monitor "pull the plug". All that does is... you guessed it, monitor the heart. It is not what is keeping them alive...

5points

Roxy222uk 2 months ago

Also that the family make the decision about when to turn off life support. In the UK at least the final decision is made by the medical staff, but the gentle discussion with family is to make sure that the family is in agreement. If not, then the situation needs to be explored further.

1point

marianne eliza 2 months ago

In a very popular book from decades ago, A Woman Of Substance, the author says the main characters twins, a boy and a girl, are identical, you know, because they're twins.

4points

Stephanie Chapman 2 months ago

In the book "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" they walked past a pond with "coy" fish. I'm still mad about it.

4points

Auntriarch 2 months ago

But the fish would have to be coy in those days, or demure at the very least 😂

8points

Dirk Daring 2 months ago

CHESS: If you're going to use it as a plot device, please know how chess works. More often than not, the board is turned the wrong way. Also: Person A: "Check" Person B, grinning: "Checkmate". While this isn't impossible, it is EXTREMELY unlikely. Like winning the Mega Millions while getting struck by lightning rare.

4points

Guess Undheit 2 months ago

Queen's Gambit did a better job than usual, the Russian conceding after a certain position, not a check. That's far more likely.

0points

Roxy222uk 2 months ago

Recently read a book where the author described the pain of breastfeeding from a baby 'gumming her nipples'. Let's be clear: when a baby bfs it draws the breast into its mouth and the nipple reaches its throat. It is just breast tissue against the gums/teeth. The baby feeds by rippling its tongue and massaging the milk down to the nipple, plus some suction. There is no sucking on the actual nipple, and the gums/teeth shouldn't be anywhere near the nipple. This was written by a woman, but clearly (and I know this is the case) not one that has breast fed.

4points

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 2 months ago

The big one for me is UK dramas set in a courtroom where the judge bangs a gavel. UK JUDGES DO NOT HAVE GAVELS! If you see a gavel, that's an auctioneer.

4points

Roxy222uk 2 months ago

Thank you! Also when a UK set drama has someone charged with an American offence. Did you know there is no such crime in the UK as 'breaking and entering'? You could be charged with criminal damage and/or trespassing, but not 'breaking and entering'.

4points

Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 months ago

I so often want to scream this at the TV (and sometimes actually do!)

0points

Guess Undheit 2 months ago (edited)

I've seen enough "Rumpole Of The Bailey" to concur. "Rumpole" author John Mortimer was a barrister himself.

0points

Ellen Guinn 2 months ago

In a lot of Sci-Fi, it's not that they haven't done the research, it's that authors/creators tend to ignore some of the laws of physics in order to make the plot work. It's physically impossible for anything to move faster than the speed of light, and stars tend to be several light years apart from each other, yet the Enterprise can cross that distance in a few hours. Also, they never take relativity into account. Even if you could move close to the speed of light, by the time the space explorers made it back to Earth, everyone they knew would be long dead. One more thing, sometimes astronauts are seen communicating across vast distances with someone on another ship or planet. Signals, including radio, also can't move faster than the speed of light. There would be a significant time delay.

2points

Zaach 4 weeks ago

They used 'warp speed' to hand wave around the speed of light

0points

Jack Butler 2 months ago

I'm a professional swordsman. I literally can't remember the last time I watched anything involving swords that was not absolute bollocks

2points

Zaach 4 weeks ago

The Great Race - both actors were proficient with epee and saber and it showed

1point

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 months ago

While we're being nitpicky about the use of language, PHASE and FAZE are not interchangeable. A phase is a stage-- he's going through a phase right now. What phase of the moon are we in? Faze means to disturb or be disturbed by something. It doesn't faze me that you're walking the dog; I'm just confused you're doing it in swim trunks when it's snowing outside!

2points

- 2 months ago

A family friend from New York City wrote a story that takes place in my home town of Montreal, Canada. I guess staying at my parents' made him an expert in the local cuisine. Two characters went out for "Canadian pastries". Sure, and maybe Slovenian goulash and Belgian onion soup, too, while you're at it.

2points

Brian Droste 2 months ago

How about certain Sci Fi/fantasy movies depicting fighter craft flying in apspace like they are in a planets atmosphere. Or not needing a space suit in outer space or needing sometime of oxygen supply.

1point

Ann Mohrmann 2 months ago

I read most of The Babysitters Club as a kid, and even though I didn't learn to knit until I was 20ish, what I learned made what I remember from one book totally wrong. Mary Ann is trying to teach Claudia to knit because a baby is going to be born to...someone. Claudia suggests a baby blanket, but Mary Ann thinks that's too big and she should start with something smaller, like baby booties. Baby booties are generally crocheted because they are so small and when knitting you'd need to make several pieces and then sew them together, which is much too fiddly for a beginning knitter. Yes, a blanket is large but you can make it using one stitch. Mary Ann should have suggested a scarf or dish cloth, which is generally most people's first project.

1point

Vanessa MacKenzie 2 months ago

so umm yeah, my mum knitted one piece baby booties. It's doable and doesn't necessarily need to be multiple pieces and stitched together.

2points

Ellen Guinn 2 months ago

It reminds me of one of the American Girl books when they're knitting socks for the war effort during WWII. The girls (who are 10 at the time) quickly realize that socks are too complicated for their skill level and end up with just a bunch of square pieces. They end up sewing the pieces together to form a blanket.

1point

Ginger Winters 2 months ago (edited)

You most definitely can knit baby booties, you use double pointed needles. No sewing needed

0points

Richard Graham 2 months ago

In a modern movie that takes place before the 1970s you see people turn on a TV or radio and it instantly comes to life. TVs or radios had tubes which would take a full minute or two to warm up.

1point

Zaach 4 weeks ago

I was reading a book about glassblowing and the author started right off saying that the artist shaped the glass with his bare hands (water boils at 212f, bone burns at 1430, and glass-blowers work above 2,000f). Once I offed past that it was a good story

0points

StrangeOne 2 months ago

LOL The list went from authors and books to just any media.

0points

Beth Gael 2 months ago

I am always dismayed by bad research in books, although I will give a pass if it's a generally thought myth for "pop" culture but I know otherwise because I'm reading in my studied fields. I am a bit biased, though; my job before I got too ill to work was researching for fiction writers.

0points

Hphizzle 2 months ago

Spicy books about times before antibiotics that have ‘situations’ that would definitely lead to severe infections. Like um he may have rocked your world, but you’re probably gonna shuffle off this mortal coil from a UTI soon.

0points

Tomato Smudge 2 months ago

When kids try to write about VCRs because they researched what technology was available in a certain time but describe a menu screen.

0points

Key Lime 2 months ago

Canadian here, my gripe is with the story being set in Canada but naming various States instead of provinces.

0points

Steve Hall 2 months ago

If the writing is fiction, there are no rules, but if the writing is fact, you better get it right.

0points

Cathy Jo Baker 2 months ago

As a person fluent in Spanish, it really bothers me when writers who clearly don't speak Spanish don't bother to make sure their Spanish is correct. I love WEB Griffin's books, especially his series set mostly in Argentina, but dang! His editor should have done a better job to make sure he used the language correctly. I know there are differences in vocab between countries, but what he used was out and out incorrect grammar. Made my inner Spanish teacher shudder!

0points

BookFanatic 2 months ago

One of my librarian coworkers who was big into genealogy read Stephen King's 11/22/63 and the census the MC supposedly accesses was destroyed in a fire in real life. She was so mad she went onto King's website and wrote him an email. Lol

0points

mysterious(he/they, maybe?) 2 months ago

This isn't that big a thing, but I read a book where the main character mentions playing Euchre with her grandmother. However, Euchre is a four player game. You play it with two teams of two people, and it doesn't work any other way. There's a lot of interesting two player games out there, Euchre just isn't one of them.

0points

Guess Undheit 2 months ago

Cribbage, a game of two, three, or four, but Bridge and others are definitely in fours.

1point

Zedrapazia 2 months ago

I hate it when a character gets up every morning just to have a single apple or something like that for breakfast, then heads off and doesn't eat anything until lunchtime. Like, sure, I don't eat breakfast either, but I buy or pack something to snack on for when I arrive where I have to be.

0points

Marnie 2 months ago

But this is very common for a lot of people. I haven't eaten breakfast for over 20 years, and I know a lot of other people also don't. I'm not saying it's a GOOD thing, but definitely not out of the norm.

8points

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 2 months ago

My partner does just this, and I'm sure she's not alone.

3points

Ephemera Image 2 months ago

I don't eat breakfast, never have., just a couple of cups of tea. My main meal is in the afternoon, 4-5 o'clock. I may have a snack (cookie or yoghurt) but yeah, many people don't eat until late in the day. Quite normal for many people

1point

Binny Tutera 2 months ago

Check out books by Timothy Best; A Farm in Pennsylvania, The Thing with Margot, The K'Terrian Affair, The Forsight of Miriam Asquith. Well thought out and researched

0points

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Helena 2 months ago

25points

PFD 2 months ago

When complaining about this issue (totally rightly btw) you're contractually obligated to quote "She breasted boobily to the stairs and titted downwards." Sorry I don't make the rules.

22points

James King 2 months ago

Stephen King is a great storyteller, but not a great writer.

6points

Guess Undheit 2 months ago

The incuriosity or "porn-based" thinking is so blinking obvious. I'm sexually into men only, and ~I~ understand better than most males.

2points

Marnie 2 months ago

15points

ElfVibratorGlitter 2 months ago (edited)

Hmmm. Interesting. Very good point. Some of the older civilizations were matrilineal societies. And there are still cultures around today...

3points

Vanessa MacKenzie 2 months ago

if we broke into hunter/gatherer groups, I would starve. I can neither hunt, nor grow anything 🙃

1point

Guess Undheit 2 months ago

Most European patriarchal buckshot is after xian violence imposed upon the societies. Pre-1000 Europe, especially the north, was a lot more egalitarian.

0points

Mariele Scherzinger 2 months ago

Something so obvious and so stupid. "By the light of the new moon". I don't know if I should laugh or scream.

6points

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! 2 months ago

Vampires do not sparkle.

6points

Vanessa MacKenzie 2 months ago

they also shouldn't bleed, since their hearts aren't beating....

3points

HolyDiver 2 months ago

Upvote this a million times if I could

1point

Ginger Winters 2 months ago

Well they do if they've been crafting... glitter gets everywhere

0points

Apatheist Account2 2 months ago

6points

UKGrandad 2 months ago

Mars has huge dust storms covering areas the size of continents and lasting for weeks at a time.

2points

Beak Hookage 2 months ago

5points

Becky Samuel 2 months ago

Bonus points if she drifts ethereally around wearing a white dress in the postpartum period.

4points

Lost Panda 2 months ago

Mine is the heart monitor "pull the plug". All that does is... you guessed it, monitor the heart. It is not what is keeping them alive...

5points

Roxy222uk 2 months ago

1point

marianne eliza 2 months ago

In a very popular book from decades ago, A Woman Of Substance, the author says the main characters twins, a boy and a girl, are identical, you know, because they're twins.

4points

Stephanie Chapman 2 months ago

In the book "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies" they walked past a pond with "coy" fish. I'm still mad about it.

4points

Auntriarch 2 months ago

But the fish would have to be coy in those days, or demure at the very least 😂

8points

Dirk Daring 2 months ago

4points

Guess Undheit 2 months ago

Queen's Gambit did a better job than usual, the Russian conceding after a certain position, not a check. That's far more likely.

0points

Roxy222uk 2 months ago

4points

Fat Harry (Oi / You) 2 months ago

The big one for me is UK dramas set in a courtroom where the judge bangs a gavel. UK JUDGES DO NOT HAVE GAVELS! If you see a gavel, that's an auctioneer.

4points

Roxy222uk 2 months ago

4points

Not-a-Clue (she/her) 2 months ago

I so often want to scream this at the TV (and sometimes actually do!)

0points

Guess Undheit 2 months ago (edited)

I've seen enough "Rumpole Of The Bailey" to concur. "Rumpole" author John Mortimer was a barrister himself.

0points

Ellen Guinn 2 months ago

2points

Zaach 4 weeks ago

They used 'warp speed' to hand wave around the speed of light

0points

Jack Butler 2 months ago

I'm a professional swordsman. I literally can't remember the last time I watched anything involving swords that was not absolute bollocks

2points

Zaach 4 weeks ago

The Great Race - both actors were proficient with epee and saber and it showed

1point

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 2 months ago

2points

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2points

Brian Droste 2 months ago

1point

Ann Mohrmann 2 months ago

1point

Vanessa MacKenzie 2 months ago

so umm yeah, my mum knitted one piece baby booties. It's doable and doesn't necessarily need to be multiple pieces and stitched together.

2points

Ellen Guinn 2 months ago

1point

Ginger Winters 2 months ago (edited)

You most definitely can knit baby booties, you use double pointed needles. No sewing needed

0points

Richard Graham 2 months ago

In a modern movie that takes place before the 1970s you see people turn on a TV or radio and it instantly comes to life. TVs or radios had tubes which would take a full minute or two to warm up.

1point

Zaach 4 weeks ago

0points

StrangeOne 2 months ago

LOL The list went from authors and books to just any media.

0points

Beth Gael 2 months ago

0points

Hphizzle 2 months ago

0points

Tomato Smudge 2 months ago

When kids try to write about VCRs because they researched what technology was available in a certain time but describe a menu screen.

0points

Key Lime 2 months ago

Canadian here, my gripe is with the story being set in Canada but naming various States instead of provinces.

0points

Steve Hall 2 months ago

If the writing is fiction, there are no rules, but if the writing is fact, you better get it right.

0points

Cathy Jo Baker 2 months ago

0points

BookFanatic 2 months ago

0points

mysterious(he/they, maybe?) 2 months ago

0points

Guess Undheit 2 months ago

Cribbage, a game of two, three, or four, but Bridge and others are definitely in fours.

1point

Zedrapazia 2 months ago

0points

Marnie 2 months ago

8points