This guy's real dream is to write a sitcom.

Haha this one is hillarious

New meaning to the term 'boning'

smooth!!

That sounds like an insult my friend would come up with.

This reminds me of a joke one of my nieces/nephews tried telling me once (I can't remember who, though). They began by saying "What kind of dinosaur needs to see a doctor?" & their answer was "My-bum-is-sore-us" ... I was literally crying for the next 15 minutes! 😂

This is sort of genius

wtf? hentai???

get him some pancakes penguin

Either he hates Steve Jobs or he refers to the forbidden apple. Or just the apple hahahahahahaha

there must be some ents somewhere

What did he do to it??

Always respect the toilets people

Blue? Red?

What if the duck doesn't know? Then what?

Um...

Someone get him his dinosaurs back!

I want to fly on a parasol too, bro, I feel you

Must be some tasty pants.

My cat's breath smells like cat food.

...I hope he isn´t dreaming about the future.

I hate it when that happens!

wear the burrito???

come down from there fido

YEEET TIGERS

O.o

teenage mutant ninja turtles yesss

I tell my cats that all the time

Excellent! I hate school exam dreams.

Someone forgot to censor the second f*ck 8-)

THEY ARENT ACTUALLY FRENCH FRIES THEYRE FROM BELGIUM...that's a thing you now know

allright i will never do it again!

Things i now know about him 1. He love Teenage mutant ninja turtles 2. He probably got a dog 3. He don't like burritos(?) 4. Lots of imagination :P

Wise words

These toenails just won't do 😕

NOT THE GUACAMOLE. NEVER THE GUACAMOLE.

weirdly enough i was eating one 0-0

What kind of messed up dreams is this guy having?

the babies are getting you back for nicking their nose

All hail the pig! 🐷

Hold on little guy

Was it successful?

gotta watch those lobsters i mean have you seen the claw whee

get it back!

Honestly, how could you fall asleep in the middle of my lecture on rabbits?

ok I think I can relate to that???????????????????????

ok and the job is bell boy at the local hotel

he is always your co driver

Does that mean you're the princess of s**t or just not a very good princess?

give the duck back it is his remote not yours

Thanks goodness he's a sleep-talker, not a sleep-walker

poor lonely you me and my pillow are mates

kissing would be more dangerous

Damn bears....always trying to shank people....

someone make a story out of this

Then how can you locate the remote?

I'm guessing he was in a war in his dream?