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Girlfriend Tweets Weird Things Her Boyfriend Says During His Sleep, And It Will Make You Die From Laughter
When your partner tells you you've been sleep talking, it's as scary as it is intriguing. Did you reveal any secrets? Maybe you came up with the recipe for the elixir of immortality? One guy in Wichita, Kansas is talking so much and so amusingly in his sleep that his girlfriend eventually decided to start tweeting his phrases, and our funny bones can't thank her enough.
From asking a penguin for his pancakes to revealing that he's Jon Snow in disguise, this guy says so many ridiculously hilarious things, he deserves his own talk show. The Twitter account his girlfriend uses (@Sleep_Sayings) has racked up over 14,000 followers, and it deserves every single one of them. Scroll down to read some of the funniest things his unconscious mind had to say and vote for your favorites!
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silem arod 7 years ago
Either he hates Steve Jobs or he refers to the forbidden apple. Or just the apple hahahahahahaha
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THEY ARENT ACTUALLY FRENCH FRIES THEYRE FROM BELGIUM...that's a thing you now know
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7 years ago
Things i now know about him 1. He love Teenage mutant ninja turtles 2. He probably got a dog 3. He don't like burritos(?) 4. Lots of imagination :P
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Thundor Fox 7 years ago
Honestly, how could you fall asleep in the middle of my lecture on rabbits?
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Anne Glare 7 years ago
Does that mean you're the princess of s**t or just not a very good princess?
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Marnee DeRider 7 years ago
What on earth is this guy seeing? His girlfriend should plug into his head and display the dreams in video.
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Kirk Ruocco 7 years ago
even clubs cant stop him..... i have seen death an its a guy talking in his sleep
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Megan 7 years ago
My mother once told me that i said “ Tonight is the night.... I’ll get the bird u get the dog , we’ll kill EVERYONE!!!!! and then i decided to scream “ Spaghetti!!!! Spaghetti!!!! Spaghetti!!!!!!
Socially Awkward 7 years ago
My dad talked in his sleep once: Dad: It's a fish. Mom: What's a fish? Dad: IT'S A FISH! IT SAYS IT RIGHT HERE IN THE RULE BOOK!
SJ_Panda_love 7 years ago
One of my friend who was a sleep walker and talker both, got up at 3 AM, called 911 and told operator, "I buried all of them in my backyard". Well rest you can imagine. P.S. There were no bodies, nothing!
Megan 7 years ago
My mother once told me that i said “ Tonight is the night.... I’ll get the bird u get the dog , we’ll kill EVERYONE!!!!! and then i decided to scream “ Spaghetti!!!! Spaghetti!!!! Spaghetti!!!!!!
Socially Awkward 7 years ago
My dad talked in his sleep once: Dad: It's a fish. Mom: What's a fish? Dad: IT'S A FISH! IT SAYS IT RIGHT HERE IN THE RULE BOOK!
SJ_Panda_love 7 years ago
One of my friend who was a sleep walker and talker both, got up at 3 AM, called 911 and told operator, "I buried all of them in my backyard". Well rest you can imagine. P.S. There were no bodies, nothing!
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