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Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice
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Every relationship has its own rules. Mostly implied, sometimes spoken. But one scary girlfriend decided to put it in writing and list every demand she had for her man. The insane dating rules probably would have remained between the two of them, if it wasn’t for a surprising turn of events. You wouldn’t share such intimate details yourself, no matter how crazy your girlfriend was, right?

The guy traded in his car and left the “contract” inside. Later, Twitter user @kkeyes96 found the proof of an abusive relationship and uploaded it online. As it went viral, men all over the internet had moments of silence for their brother, hoping he eventually separated from the overly attached girlfriend. In another twist of the bizarre story, @kkeyes96 had to end up deleting the post. “Too many people who couldn’t read” had mistakenly thought that this clingy girlfriend was his own and started to talk trash about her.

Scroll down to read the rules of a crazy ex-girlfriend and tell us in the comments if at least two of them sound reasonable.

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One guy was so shocked  to find a ridiculous relationship “contract” in a used car, he just had to post it online

Image credits: kkeyes96

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Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice

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Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice

Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice

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Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice

Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice

Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice

Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice

Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice

Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice

Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice

Scary Girlfriend Set 22 Rules For Her Boyfriend, So The Internet Gave Him Some Surprising Advice

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Ola Polowczyk
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate the comments like "Maybe he cheated and this was the negotiation". Excuse me, what negotiation?! She is an abusive person! And she literally threats the guy! "If I catch you around girls, I kill you". That's a serious threat. My ex boyfriend was like that. He wanted me to send him photos of my outfits every morning so he could see if I am dressed modestly enough. He didn't want me to paint my nails red, because it was "slutty". He thought in his paranoic mind that I would go take the garbage out and cheat on him in the meantime. I never, ever gave him a reason to be jealous. He was anyway. I broke up with him when he tried to beat me in a club because I wasn't dancing holding hands with him all the time. That's right. No dancing with other guys, just standing freaking NEXT TO HIM and dancing. Please please please, anyone whose partner starts giving hints of a controlling or abusive behaviour, run away and save yourselves.

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6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flipping heck! No-one should treat people like this! Rule setters will never be happy, whatever you do. If someone cheats than you can only really forgive or walk away - setting rules won't stop a person doing it again. You can't control someone without it being damaging. Ola - I'm very pleased you are out of that relationship. May you find happiness.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Jesus, I've seen Dom/ sub contracts with more leeway and caring for the other person.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My thought was this is some sort of dom/sub contract, but then I realised it's too f--ing scary for that... Holy c**p!!!

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate the comments like "Maybe he cheated and this was the negotiation". Excuse me, what negotiation?! She is an abusive person! And she literally threats the guy! "If I catch you around girls, I kill you". That's a serious threat. My ex boyfriend was like that. He wanted me to send him photos of my outfits every morning so he could see if I am dressed modestly enough. He didn't want me to paint my nails red, because it was "slutty". He thought in his paranoic mind that I would go take the garbage out and cheat on him in the meantime. I never, ever gave him a reason to be jealous. He was anyway. I broke up with him when he tried to beat me in a club because I wasn't dancing holding hands with him all the time. That's right. No dancing with other guys, just standing freaking NEXT TO HIM and dancing. Please please please, anyone whose partner starts giving hints of a controlling or abusive behaviour, run away and save yourselves.

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6 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Flipping heck! No-one should treat people like this! Rule setters will never be happy, whatever you do. If someone cheats than you can only really forgive or walk away - setting rules won't stop a person doing it again. You can't control someone without it being damaging. Ola - I'm very pleased you are out of that relationship. May you find happiness.

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Jesus, I've seen Dom/ sub contracts with more leeway and caring for the other person.

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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My thought was this is some sort of dom/sub contract, but then I realised it's too f--ing scary for that... Holy c**p!!!

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