“It’s Avril Lavigne’s world. We’re just living in it.” – Rory

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“And if eating cake is wrong, I don’t want to be right.” – Lorelai

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Not on this list but should be near the top: “You jump, I jump Jack.”……..”11111”……..”In Omnia Paratis”

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“People like you. You’re quiet. You say ‘excuse me.’ You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning.” — Paris

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And that why Rory & Paris should be a couple.

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“I don’t even like kids. They always have jam on their hands. Even when there isn’t any jam in the house, they get jam on their hands. I can’t deal with jam hands.” — Luke

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"That makes me so mad and so sad. I'm smad!" — Sookie

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"I can be flexible, as long as everything is exactly the way I want it." - Lorelai

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Lol me

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"I had an imaginary girlfriend for a while when I was young, but she left me." — Kirk

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Mine popped!

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"It's so satisfying to watch people exercise while you eat junk food." —Lane

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"Life's short. Talk fast." – Lorelai

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Luke: "I thought you'd be happy?"

Lorelai: "I am, I'm just sad at the same time. Never been with a woman before?"

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Rory: "The house is burning, and you can save the cake, or me, what do you choose?"

Lorelai: "That's not fair, the cake doesn't have legs."

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What kind of cake is it?

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"I want to get the healthy glow of someone who goes consistently to the gym without actually having to go, of course." — Kirk

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"But marriage is not about always being happy. It's about compromise." – Emily

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"People are particularly stupid today, I can't talk to any more of them." – Michel

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Rory: "God I hate her."

Lorelai: "Me too."

Rory: "You've no idea who I'm talking about."

Lorelai: "Solidarity, sister."

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“Oh, I can’t stop drinking the coffee. I stop drinking the coffee, and I stop doing the standing, walking, and words putting into sentence doing.” - Lorelai

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“I left behind a glass slipper and a business card. Just in case the prince is really dumb.” – Lorelai

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"Coffee, please, and a shot of cynicism." – Lorelai

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"This adult stuff is hard, isn't it?" - Lane

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“You have to sleep, it’s what keeps you pretty.” – Lorelai

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“Everything’s magical when it snows.” – Lorelai

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Yep pure white snow! LOL

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"Lorelai, this thing we're doing here, me, you. I just wanted you to know I'm in, I am all in." – Luke

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Lorelai: “My mother — she was here. I can feel it.”

Rory: “Grandma hasn’t been here.”

Lorelai: “Smell that?”

Rory: “Smell what?”

Lorelai: “The room, it smells like guilt and Chanel No. 5.”

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"I don't like Mondays but unfortunately, they come around eventually." - Lorelai

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"I'm afraid that once your heart's involved, it all comes out in moron." – Lorelai

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"I don't know if she ever realized the person I most wanted to be was her." – Rory

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"I am attracted to pie, but I do not feel the need to date pie." – Lorelai

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“There’s plenty to do tonight that we can be mortified about tomorrow.” – Lorelai

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“You’ve got such a great brain!” – Rory

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“A little nervous breakdown can work wonders for a girl.” – Rory

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"Yeah, I'm fine, I'm great. It's a big, fat, happy sunshine day for me." – Luke

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"Every day that you breathe, you make my life harder." – Michel

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"My books look sad. Can books look sad?" – Rory

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"I smell snow." – Lorelai

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LOL Snort Snow!

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"Oy, with the poodles already!" – Lorelai

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“I need caffeine. Whatever form you’ve got it. I haven’t had any all day. I’ll drink it, shoot it, eat it, snort it, whatever form it’s in, gimme.” - Lorelai

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"You like coffee?" - Max
"Only with my oxygen." - Lorelai

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“Nothing says coffee like six in the morning!” - Lorelai

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“Oh, I found that if I focus too much on one subject, I start to get a little punchy.” – Rory

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“God, you are like a pop-up book from hell.” – Rory

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“Nothing excites me before 11.” – Rory

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"Reality has no place in our world." - Lorelai

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"It's always best to tell each other major life events, so there's no awkwardness." – Emily

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"We're almost there & nowhere near it. All that matters is that we're going!" –Lorelai

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“Mom, you’ve given me everything I need.” – Rory

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"God, that's terrible. It's like drinking a My Little Pony." – Luke

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"You have to tell me why we're committing a felony before we do it." – Logan

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LOGANNNNNNNNN

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Luke: "I've got frosted flakes."

Jess: "Wow, that's grreeaatt."

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"It's my responsibility as your best friend to make sure you do exciting things even when you don't want to."- Sookie

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"I made a list of enemies, which I've narrowed down from 26 to 5." - Paris

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"This town is like one big outpatient mental institution." – Christopher

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Richard: "Who the hell are you?"

Finn: "If I knew that, I could dismiss my therapist."

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Rory: "This is bad."

Lorelai: "I know, I wish we had popcorn."

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“I’m not broken. Maybe just a little chipped.” – Lorelai

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“I need coffee in an IV.” – Lorelai

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"If it was physically possible to make love to a hot beverage, this would be the one." - Lorelai

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“I hate when I’m an idiot and don’t know it. I like being aware of my idiocy.” – Lorelai

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“Hey, I have a New Year’s resolution for you: become more cynical and self-absorbed.” – Lorelai

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“You can’t watch Willy Wonka without massive amounts of junk food.” – Lorelai

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“You never do anything unless it’s exactly what you want to do. You never have. You go through life like a natural disaster, knocking down everything and everyone in your path.” – Emily

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“Hold on, I’m looking up ‘aneurysm’ in our medical dictionary to see if I just had one.” – Emily

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"I'm so damn lonely, not even Animal Planet does it for me anymore." — Kirk

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"I cannot do this alone, I need my mommy and I don't care who knows it!" - Rory

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"There's a phone call for you and if I'm to fetch you like a dog, I'd like a cookie and a raise." - Michel

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"You have so many years and screw-ups ahead of you" - Lorelai

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"Did you ever know that you're my hero?" – Lorelai to Rory

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"Having babies doesn't mean you can't be rock and roll!" – Zack to Lane

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"It’s times like these that you realize what is 'truly' important in your life." – Miss Patty

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"You've got to be patient and wait for what you want to appear, then pounce." – Michel

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“I’m fine. I’m just being dramatic. It’s what I do.” – Lorelai

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"You gotta realize the only way out is in a body bag." – Luke

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"People can live a hundred years without really living for a minute. You climb up here with me, it's one less minute you haven't lived." – Logan

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"Tell her I gotta take another crack at that closet. I think I hung my Tool t-shirt next to my Metallica t-shirt and they don't really get along." – Jess

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"He's a grown man with an etch-a-sketch!" – Luke

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"I will say anything for a cup of coffee." - Lorelai

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“You know my babbling capabilities are infinite.” – Lorelai

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“If you’re going to throw your life away, he’d better have a motorcycle.” – Lorelai

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“I was going to wait until you called me, but my life isn’t as long as yours.” – Emily

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“Well then, buy me a boa and drive me to Reno, because I am open for business!” – Emily

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"I thought there was a better chance of all four of the Beatles getting back together than you two ever calming down long enough to get engaged." —Taylor

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"Think how dull your life would be without me." - Jess

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"Every relationship is just a big honking leap of faith." - Rory

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"It was a great kiss. If one of us had been a frog, it would have had some seriously impressive consequences." – Lorelai

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"You know what I just realized? Oy is the funniest word in the entire world." – Lorelai

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“I live in two worlds, one is a world of books.” – Rory

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"The Long Island Ice Tea makes you do things you normally wouldn’t do." – Lorelai

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"I'm having nightmares where I'm being chased by boxes with arms and they tackle me and throw clothes on top of me and secure it with masking tape and while I'm lying there, you're standing in the corner laughing putting gel in your hair!" – Luke

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"Cranking Metallica. Is that some sort of drug reference, it's not funny." – Richard

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"I gotta tell you, out of all the nutty barn-raising shindigs this town can cook up, this one wasn't half bad." – Jess

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"Oh yeah, I've got gold stars plastered all over my forehead." – Jess

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Lorelai: "Why are you covering your eyes, Kirk?"

Kirk: "In case you're naked."

Lorelai: "You thought I'd walk into my daughter's room and get naked?"

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"So shake him real hard, maybe he'll disappear!" – Jess

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"Oh, do you see the books? Feel it. Feels good, right? Now smell it. Nothing, nothing smells like that." – Rory

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"You're a book tease." – Jess

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"I'm here because I enjoy books, and because I read books." – Rory

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“I can go from zero to studying in less than 60 seconds!” – Rory

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"It’s all any of us wants, to find a nice person to hang out with ‘til we drop dead." – Lorelai

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“You’re full of hate and loathing, and I gotta tell you — I love it!” – Lorelai

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“I love pudding. I worship it. I have a bowl upon the mantel at home with the Virgin Mary, a glass of wine, and a dollar bill next to it.” – Lorelai

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“Hey, tomorrow, if you have time, I’m planning on despising everyone who says, ‘Hey, how’s it going?’” – Lorelai

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“My mother is fast asleep in my bed, clutching my Hello Kitty pillow, and yes, I have pictures.” – Lorelai

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“You never socialized me properly. I should hate you right now. Do something to make me hate you.” – Rory

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"Everything in my life has something to do with coffee. I believe in a former life I was coffee." — Lorelai

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"It's a show? It's a lifestyle. It's a religion." —Lorelai and Rory Gilmore

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"Cookies for the love and the Dean, and the cookies for the love and the Dean!" — Sookie

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"I'm here and now, I'm like cheese." - Lorelai

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"I need that outfit. It gives me confidence." - Rory

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"Pay for it this time." - Dean

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"Relationships need verbs." – Lorelai

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"Oh my god, he kissed me." – Rory

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"You're going to kiss me now? So incredibly predictable." – Lorelai to Luke

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"I want to live my life so I can read an in-depth biography about myself in later years." – Paris

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"Gnome kicking says a lot about a man's character." – Babette

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"Oh God, I hope nothing's happened to him. You get so attached to their little faces, sometimes you can hear them talk to you at night." – Babette

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"Oh, people die, we pay. People crash a car, we pay. People lose a foot, we pay." – Richard

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"Really? You can see the driveway with your head way up in the air like that?" – Richard

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Jackson: "Was it because I brought up my meat rub?"

Sookie: "Yes, it was."

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"We could go to a bookstore, I'll watch you browse for six or seven hours." – Dean

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“I’m going to have to quit drinking coffee! And I love coffee — I really love coffee!” - Rory

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“Give me a burger, onion rings, and a list of people who killed their parents and got away with it. I need some heroes.” – Lorelai

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“Oh yes, it was beautiful in there. We should commemorate it with an oil painting or a severed head or something.” – Lorelai

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“There have been very few moments in my life where I have actually wished I had one of those enormous creme pies you can just smash in somebody’s face. But this is definitely one of them.” – Lorelai

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“Life’s been pretty good to you. It was your turn for a few curveballs. Peaks and valleys, kid.” – Lorelai

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“I even cleaned the table using something other than the sleeve of my sweater and spit.” – Lorelai

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“I feel like this is my time to be rootless and just see where life takes me, and travel wherever there’s a story to write.” – Rory

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“Well, if you expect that muffin to fly back to the kitchen by itself, you better go get it a cape.” – Emily

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“Just let me buy my plane, Lorelai. Let me be frivolous and shallow, will you please?” – Emily

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"Who cares if I'm pretty if I fail my finals." — Rory

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"Ladies and gentlemen, I am in escrow!" —T.J.

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"I have liked you for some time now and I don't think this feeling is going to go away." – Lane to Zach

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"I had a meeting at the bank earlier, they like callers." – Luke

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It's collars you idiot.

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"No, it's national baptism day. Tie your tubes, idiot!" – Paris

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"Well geez, Ms. Gilmore, why would anyone not want to be in Stars Hollow? That just sounds plumb crazy." – Jess

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Rory: "If all else fails, you can marry rich."

Lorelai: "I love that we always have that option."

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"I can't believe we get to sit around and talk about books and get graded." – Rory

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“My sock drawer could be a better mother than Courtney Love.” – Rory

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“Hey, call me crazy, but I just don’t think that Butterfingers go with jujubes.” – Rory

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"People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk anymore." — Michel

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This is the second time this quote appears on this list, so even the author and editor aren't paying attention.

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"It's big, fat, happy sunshine day for me." — Luke

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Again, this quote is listed twice.

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"It's getting a little West Side Story here, Dean, and I've got to warn you, my dancing skills are not up to snuff." — Jess

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