That's what Batman vs. Superman could have been.

Apparently aliens are indeed carnivores :p

Door orders? DOORDERS?

this made me crack up

This kind of check box is discriminatory for robots. We demand equality and the right to access the same information as our human counterparts.

so... Wanna hang in?

aawww, at long last tis a dream come true for this executioner! why, why that last wish i can fulfill with a full heart good sir & is a pleasure to do so!

...the truth is finally revealed...

He would have herd it sooner or later.

like a boss

That's one of funniest Lion drawing i have ever seen in my life and i have couple of nephews and nieces.

Ah, sleep diarrhoea can be genetic, runs in our jeans...

pssst! don't say that in usa

that was fowl play

addict

He plugged the charger in Pikachu's bottom socket?

*snort* the kids today. When I was young...

Now to find a good couch!

Yeah, just the boring old sun again. Instead of the end of the world

at least he's honest

I always thought I was the fairest of them all!

Nanananaaananananaaa... BATMAAAN!

"Did you know that I eat chickens for breakfast?"

The bear bares his soul.

SPLAT