Sorry your sick day is due to actual sickness.

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Well at least you don't have to wear a cone.

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Laughter is the best medicine, or gin… whatever.

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Try not to think of it as a hospital stay. Think of it as a spa package that includes meals, regular health evaluations and jello cubes.

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Get better soon. I would visit… but I really don’t want what you have.

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Metropolis called and asked where Superman was. I told them you'd be there in no time. Get well soon!

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Getting back to full health is the easy part.. it’s getting back to work that’s tough! Feel better soon.

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Germs, just like everyone else, find you irresistible!

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I hope you get well soon, so you can come back to work and instantly feel worse.

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You may be under the weather, but at least you’re not under a bus! Feel better!

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Even viruses can’t resist someone charming like you. Hoping for your fast recovery.

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So you’re sick, huh? Where is it this time? Maui? Paris? Madrid? Get well soon, no matter where you’re vacationing, I mean, staying.

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Make the most use of this opportunity to rest because once you recover, you’ll come home, it’s work, work, work all the way.

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Sorry you had to eat hospital food.

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Tell that virus some jokes. Your horrible humor might scare it away. Get well soon.

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This is just a bad phase that will pass away in no time kind of like your junior high goth phase.

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I may not be a doctor… but they do say that duct tape fixes everything!

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Don’t forget to enjoy this while it last – Because soon enough, you’ll be fine.

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Don’t worry, you’ll get well soon. Viruses will get tired of you pretty soon.

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For someone who doesn’t know how to do things right, you really know how to get sick well.

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Just get well soon already, or else I am ready to smash your other good leg too.

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You look bad not because you are sick but because you are not allowed to use makeup now. Just kidding! Get well soon!

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If all the doctors are as hot as yours, I will choose to be sick every day.

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Get well soon, dad. We miss balancing the remote on your forehead when you’re falling asleep on the couch watching TV.

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You better get better – I’m sick of you being sick!

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Feel better soon – headstones are really expensive!

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“Laughter offers you the quickest recoveries of all” – the kind of joke they tell you when you’re lying on a hospital bed with a zombie’s face. Get well soon!

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You could’ve just told me you wanted me to bring you some flowers. You didn’t have to get sick.

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I know getting food served in your bed feels really nice, and all, but you need to get well soon too.

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It's been a long vacation for you. Get well now and come back. Let’s hope you don’t feel sick again after seeing the amount of work piled up for you here!

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I thought you were invincible, but this sickness proved me wrong. However, I know you can outrun it. Be better soon.

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Tell us the truth. Is not this sickness give you a great chance to enjoy long holidays? Kidding, I hope you will get well soon.

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Everyone tells you to get better, but no one will ever tell you how. I know the secret: sleep and sleep and sleep some more.

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I can’t believe that you fell and broke your ankle. Don’t let those crutches make you lazy! You still have to clean your room. Get better soon!

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Do you realize that you’ve been gone for five days and that I’ve been missing your mischief like air? Get well soon and return before I die.

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In my honest opinion, you should never fall sick again. You look like the Grinch’s second cousin right now.

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I’ve always believed in your will of steel. So, I’m positive you’d get through this successfully. What a time to have diarrhea!

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I hope you get better soon, I honestly don’t have the time to attend a funeral right now.

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I wish I could take your pain and and give it to someone we both really hate.

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Wishing you recover fast Mom, because, in the meantime, we’re managing dad’s meal.

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Get well soon, but I wish your crazy mind doesn’t get well at all. I like you that way.

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Whatever happened to your funny face? Did this sickness wipe it off? Get well soon and take back what belongs to you.

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You must be enjoying all the attention of people towards you. Get well soon because I need some attention too.

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Your mom told me you were sick, so I made you a get well cupcake. But, I ate it, so get well.

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I knew you were lazy but laying in the hospital bed all day is a bit extreme. Get well soon.

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You have been whining about getting off work, so god really heard you.

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Hoping for your fast recovery, so you stop getting all the special treatment. I’m jealous of you.

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The boss won’t let you die until you finish his job. So, come back and finish it if you want to die in peace. Get well soon!

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I envy you for getting paid while relaxing in the name of the illness. Kidding. Get well soon.

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I think you lost your cape, and that is why you fell sick. But happy to know about the successful surgery. Get well soon, dear.

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The doctor says you are on a soft diet right now. So, I will start eating all the fruits and cakes that you have here on your table.

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Enough funding the poor hospital chap! Get well soon now.

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Fight off this sickness like you used to fight me when we were little. Get well soon!

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I miss rolling my eyes at all of your corny dad jokes. Get well soon so we can get back to groaning at how awful they are!

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How does it feel to be the one asking for sick leave this time? We’re all waiting for your vacation, I mean, sickness to end. Get well soon!

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Missing your bubbly spirit like Aladdin would miss genie. I pray for you to get well soon. Hope my wish is granted.

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Of all the people I expected to take a sick leave, yours came as a surprise to me. I mean, how can witless sickness touch a strong, competent, and courageous person like you?

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Why are you acting all surprised as if you aren’t aware that your workaholic nature could someday land you in the hospital? I wish you a speedy recovery but I’m not sorry for you.

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Being sick is just your body’s way of telling you you’re way too awesome, and you need to slow down so everyone else can catch up.

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If your immune system was a lawyer, I would fire it. It doesn’t seem to be defending you well enough.

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Look on the bright side, at least it’s not herpes.

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Even superheroes need a rest sometimes. Focus on resting and regaining your strength, and you'll be back to your old self in no time.

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If you need me to come over and tell you that you don't even look sick, feel free to give me a call. Always here to help!

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I may not have a medical degree, but I feel pretty confident that you're gonna make it. Get well soon!

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Get well soon — otherwise who else is going to get things done around here?

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I’m not angry that you are sick and away. I’m angry because I miss your delicious cookies; nothing tastes like them. Please, get well soon and be back for my appetite’s sake.

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I'm sorry your body has betrayed you.

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Another chance to sleep in for you? Some folks will go to great lengths to get some extra shut-eye. All kidding aside, get well soon!

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I promised that I’ll always stand by but that doesn’t mean you should break your legs.

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These medicines are to cure your body but this text is to cure your soul. Get well soon my friend.

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The best thing about the surgery is that everyone takes full care of you! It is an even better feeling than getting a vacation! I wish you a speedy recovery!

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You are quite the celebrity. I couldn’t even find a space for the flowers I brought for you. It’s okay now; you have made your point. Kindly get well soon.

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I thought I was the only one moved by your sickness. Even my dog is moody too. Get well, please.

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I don’t like seeing you cool and collected. You were created to be a headache and a problem to me. I like you that way. Get well soon.

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Get well soon and come back. We are all waiting to know how hospital food tastes like.

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If I wish you to get well soon, then I think it wouldn’t be soon enough. That’s why I’m praying for you to get well now!

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Now and again I believed that you are some sort of strong, however now I realize that you are human as well. Get well when possible.

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Staying away is fine, but staying away in a hospital bed is not. Get well soon, love.

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What’s the virus doing with you? Tell that virus you are taken forever. Get well soon.

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You just needed a HUGacetamol and a KISSpirin to get well. You are sick because you miss me so.

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Get well soon, so we may continue to make fun of you without feeling awful.

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There are so many ways of getting fat and fluffy, lying in a hospital bed isn’t just one of them. So please get well soon and get off of it.

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I know you are getting a lot of attention nowadays. Just so you know, I’m also getting some unexpected attention from some unexpected people. Get well soon before it’s too late!

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I heard that there are some really hot nurses in the hospital. Is that the reason why you’re not getting well? You know what’s going to happen if it’s true!

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I wish I was the hospital bed you are lying on right now. I would kick the sickness out of you and then kick you out of me!

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Get well soon or someone else gets the job of bringing chocolate for me and waking me up every day with a romantic text.

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I knew you were desperately looking for time-off, but this one seems painfully long for us. Please dear, recover your lazy ass and come back to us!

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You have always been sick. I knew it all the way. You are admitted to the hospital for the wrong reason pal. Just kidding! Get well soon!

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It’s pretty quiet in the office for a few days. We miss your yelling at us, boss. Get well soon.

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Get well soon and don’t worry, I’m bossing around the office. Hoping for a promotion as soon as you get here, though!

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Can you not live a minute without people’s attention? You sure do survive that surgery, though. I cannot wait for you to stand on your own legs.

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Like acing the life, you have aced the surgery too—much love to you dear. Now have a swift recovery.

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Congrats you are formally debilitated! Appreciate the occasions. Unwind a ton. What’s more, returned soon so that we likewise get the chance to fall ill.

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Congrats you finally managed to get sick. Now, enjoy the royal treatment. Lucky you!

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We miss the sound of your voice scolding us, mom. Get well soon, and come home again.

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Of course, you got sick right when it was your turn to pay for lunch. I see how it is! Get well soon so I can take my revenge.

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You're so insufferable that I'm sure this sickness will be fed up with you. Kick it to the curb and let’s get back to life.

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The office isn’t quite the same since you got sick. We party all day and hardly get anything done! Better get well, soon.

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If not that I knew you had been to the hospital, I would think you’re pranking us. You don’t look sick but sleek. Hope you believe my white lie. Get well soon.

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I don’t know why I’m sending you a get well soon message at this hour. But I’d be glad if I succeeded in ruining your sick date. Come back to the office fast.

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I haven’t met a more irritable fellow like you anytime you’re down with a toothache. I feel like punching that pain off your mouth so that you’d be free once and for all. Gosh!

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I can’t be tired of praying for your healing as long as you promise to buy me dinner the night after you recover.

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I don’t know about you but I am bored with no one to FaceTime and poke fun at. I’m sorry for all the times I called you sick head. I guess it’s all looking true.

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The great thing about your ill-health is that it didn’t affect your appetite for food, which is a sign that you’ll soon bounce back to health.

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Why does my heart tell me that you’re not as sick as you want me to believe? Better get well fast lest I ruin your rest by inviting the doctor.

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Drink water first thing in the morning, eat fruits and vegetables daily, and you won’t be bothered by indigestion. I will frame this precious quote to hang on your doorpost for neighbors to learn from your mistake. First, get well soon.

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If you wanted to get off work there are easier ways than this!

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Studies have shown that those who receive get well cards have an 80% faster recovery rate.

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Lying in bed for days on end gives you the chance to reflect on what’s important in life... not to mention count little cracks in the ceiling.

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Just like a basketball, you’re going to bounce right back! Get well soon!

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The office is feeling empty without you dear colleague. We are all missing your lunch box. Get well soon and bring your tasty snacks for us.

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If you were not this beautiful, the virus would not have hit on you. I am luckier than you because I am not as charming as you. Get well soon!

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You better swing back into action fast so that we can have a blast!

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Your absence cannot be tolerated anymore, because I don’t have anyone to fight now, so feel better soon!

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You have faced so many times, which were more painful than this simple accident. Hope you can manage it by yourself to get well very soon.

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I had bought some of your favorite chocolates but your doctor said you are not allowed to eat them. So, will you get well soon or I eat them all?

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I think you are enjoying this ‘falling ill’ situation too much. Have a swift recovery now, dear.

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I decided to send you a get-well card, and then I realized that I don’t know what to say besides get well. So, get well!

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Here are my get well wishes to you. I hate seeing you blue, so kick this bug in the butt and have a speedy recovery.

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Get better already, or I might just replace you with someone healthy who will send me cute texts every morning.

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Get well soon, so we can have our next dates in a posh restaurant rather than a hospital canteen.

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I know you want some special attention. But honey, this isn’t the right way. Please get well soon.

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No, I don’t miss you, but instead, I’m curious how the hospital food taste like so get well and come back soon.

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As soon as your mother informed me that you are sick, I got some strawberries. I ate them, so get better.

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I hope you feel better soon! But until then please keep a safe distance!

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Your first job after becoming healthy is to buy me food from my favorite restaurant.

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If I tell you to ‘get well soon’ that means you need to get better right away.

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Nothing can take you from us, as long as you have unfinished work in the office. Get well soon. Everyone is waiting for you to make a comeback!

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Your surgery snatched away the limelight, and I hope that was your plan of the day. Now recover soon from this and meet me soon.

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Hoping for your complete recovery, because I don’t want to come to the hospital for a second time!

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Falling ill is a great opportunity to get paid offs at work, vacation from school, get your beauty sleep, and most importantly, to fund our poor doctors.

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I’m really very sorry to hear that you aren’t feeling well and trust me; I too am feeling so bored, because we were supposed to go-to on the trip. Get well soon please.

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Congratulations you are officially sick! Enjoy the holidays. Relax a lot. And come back soon so that we also get the opportunity to fall ill.

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Have a swift recovery because I cannot go to the hospital for a second time. Hate that place.

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Get well soon because you know hospitals creep me out. You gotta stop making me come visit you like this.

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Did you catch the flu or missed your flow? Both have similar symptoms but different attention needs. Your answer notwithstanding, get well soon, dear.

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I hope you gain an extra pound or two before resuming work. That’s to make up for the times I cleared your table of the huge paperwork you should have done. To even think my mushy heart fell helplessly again for your excuse of being sick, you sly fox.

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The thought of you stretched out on a hospital bed tickles my sides. I wonder how the poor nurses are coping with your running mouth. Speedy recovery.

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The longer you are in the hospital, the more familiar your cat grows with me. Stay sick at the risk of losing your best companion in the whole wide world.

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Until now, I didn’t quite value your presence as my roommate. It’s funny how it took your being sick to reveal how quiet the room could be without your endless snores. I miss you though; get well soon.

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Thanks for calling me first before heading to the hospital. You saved me from the trauma of appearing on National TV wailing over a missing loved one. Get well soon, dearest.

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I hope you like this get well card. And I definitely didn’t get you it so I wouldn’t have to shake your hand or give you a hug while you’re still sick.

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My dear colleague, I pray for you to get well soon because if you don’t come to office, I will fall sick because of your work load.

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I am aware you are in hospital. Hope they will release you after a short time as I need you much more than them.

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I thought a hospitalized person’s appetite for food goes downhill. It is not so in your case. Get well soon and start cooking your own meals.

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I have a feeling that you are well but don’t want to say so to avoid going back to work. You are busted!

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There is one thing you know better than anyone else – how to get sick. Just joking. Get better soon.

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I told your mom that I’m praying for your quick recovery. So, get well soon and make my prayers true, otherwise, I’ll stop doing so.

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Since we have a major presentation one week from now, wishing you a speedy recuperation. Because I do not want to work alone.

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Don’t worry we are counting your sick leave. Rules are rules and work for everyone, right? Get well soon.

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Things are a little out of hand, but we are trying to hold it together till our boss gets here. Get well soon!

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I drank four beers to keep my anxiety on a leash while your surgery was going on. Hope I will get you soon to give me company at bar.

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Petitioning God for your fast recovery. Show signs of improvement soon or I’ll break your legs once more. Simply joking dear, get well soon.

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I think it will be better if I will be the one to end your life rather than be killed by that damn sickness that you have. Smile. That is good for your health!

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