What does it mean? 😂

"Look and move on lady."

As many countries in the world do

Alpaca my stuff and go to Germany just to drink that

It's a very popular childrens book from Wolf Erlbruch. He taught illustration at our university. Considering most of his stuff aims at kiddos, he was a very... let's say difficult person! :D

So is dog food

Offenkar.. What a long word. What does it mean?

Thing is, when men are drunk, everything looks like a urinal...

These are SO. EFFIN'. TASTY.

But you do need a lot more education to be a busdriver then to be a blogger.

In fairness there are weird lawn ornaments everywhere.

I love the animals ready to eat with knifes, forks, napkins and everything LOL

Der Hinweis ist für die Amerikaner gedacht. Die könnten darauf kommen.

Yeah, she does have a slightly skeptic look on her face...

Special boner wax lmao

clever sentence, the design on the other hand still requires a lot of work.

Maybe she's just tossing them all up in the air and then smiling as she walks off, not catching them but setting herself free.

Ich finde den Begriff "Trend-Wasser" wesentlich bedenklicher...

They have also Paper Jack and Soap Susi

Diarrhoea while you dance?

nein! run everyone run!

Itts just a name. Doesn't mean anything. Look up Hella von Sinnen

I feel the need to add that the sign says : Will by gold fillings (also with teeth). Never seen that specification...

Well F**k in this context doesn't need to be blurred out, since it's not used as a profanity. And it's pronounced f**k anyway.

I can't get past that face... the other 2 the eyes are just kinda cute but THAT one creeps me out.

Those are badass!! LOL

Wait, let's talk about "mcenedy"

But German kids don't need bulletproof schoolbags.

I immediately thought of dank in another context... I guess this business is fine while people ar high?

Americans = Ranch

Looks like Gary Lineker!

How does washing your FACE make THAT gorgeous? And probably not a good idea to have anything labeled 'Cactus' near your teint...

... But even in America "bang" has other, more dominant, meanings than "f*****g", right?

It's actually really a ghost in the commercials.

Go to aldi and get honey balls ..

Also 5 warnings for Germans and only 3 for English 🤔

The grammar is humerus but let's take a second to appreciate the punctuation.

And the other Mondays?

Honoré de Balzac is a Frech writer. As far as I know, this chain of coffee shops was named after him

Some kids play firefighter because they are big fans, some play family because they repeat their experienced family life, some play nurse or doctor because themselves or a kindergarden fellow is sick, there's nothing wrong with giving your kids (non-functional childproof) doctor toys.

Those are Nike shoes. So actually American design

I believe Follower is also plural in German?