American Girl Living In Germany Post Things She Finds Unintentionally Funny And Here Are 42 Of The Best

"Nehmt Rücksicht!" is like, Take into consideration that you're not alone on this path (Best tanslation I can came up with xD)

It means please be considerate

Be careful of the crazy cyclist who is trying to kill everyone

It means "Cirque De Soleil! Come & watch!"

Only fart when you have lifted your rear end off the seat.

Google translate is very uncertain. It can mean "be considerate" or "look behind you" or a couple other things.

It means "be considerate"

It means - I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky

The translation to English is long because there isn't the equivalent words, it basically means practicing area for acrobatic cyclists that entertain people of all ages

It means: LOOK BEHIND YOU! (Literally translated...) And I think, it's right the thing the mother is thinking because: look behind you, there's this crazy biker flying through the air! And the oldsters never give a S**t! Hilarious! 😂😂😂

It means watch out for flying people on bicycles.

Watch for families, bicycles and Superman

A quick translation is pay attention or take care according to google

Be considerate!

Nowhere does it say there are "german" mannequins. It says "the mannequins in Germany".

Not from Europes perspective

No, because Americans are extra large in one way or another.

I guanaco too!

I see what you did there :-D

To me mate tastes like hot grass clippings that came out of a mower bag. I might be exaggerating.

It's "mate", not "maté". The little thingy above the "e" makes a huge difference. "Mate" is a South American kind of tea, drank from a special container you can see in the drawing.

Considering the fact that he wrote a book about a grumpy mole who needed to know who pooped on his head, that doesn't really surprise me. Love the book and the illustrations though!

Wow! His illustrations are etched in my brain, I love his style.

🍊🍄💩 = DJT

Agree!

Thank you!!!

Grew up with the Dutch translation of the book, gave the English translation to my niece for Christmas :)

😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 I love your answer. I'm going to start using it when my vegan friends insist on telling me that tofu is edible.

and cat food. Is also allegedly edible for humans

Most dog food comes from container ships of cancerous meat or roadkill that is unfit for human consumption, then bleached to kill off "most" of the bacteria, then dyed with gravy to look like meat. Don't eat it.

And why is there a paw print on the label?