"Is it a boy or a girl?" "It's a Hell Dimension, congrats!"

That's gonna be one crowded out back.

I know I'm not the only one reading this in a thick, male russian accent. It is girl, comrade.

He seems like a good dad, he was going to support it regardless and doesn't seem judgmental <33

Free paint detail?

I believe you'll be seeing 2 babies.

Whatever "gender" they are, they're probably the last one.

hehe

I'm with the husband on this one. Just give me cupcakes without imposing weird gender stereotypes on the unborn

Yeah not having the 'right' gender warrants a funeral-type sadness ceremony. We call our house Camp Wedontwantcha.

Being woken up with a cake to face is in my top 10 worst ways to be woken up. Confused and messy.

23 people dead of asphyxiation, lungs found to be bright pink upon autopsy despite the fact all of them had to be heavy smokers to think this a good idea. Edit: sorry, sorry. Didn't mean to cause a panic. Was just a joke, all of them are unharmed. Just pink.

Well, that just seems like a really s****y idea.

It's a human!! Yay!

Yay, it's a concussion! 🥳

Uhhh

It's a Bot! That's great news, did you know your baby can make $7,000 a month with one simple trick...

One taken out and a replacement on the way

Hell yeah I am, what other purpose is there to large gatherings

White, yay!

Fair. The baby will be what it will be, but cake is right now.

Oh no! Now they will never know if they have a boy or a girl! 🙄

Seems like a nicer gender reveal party, nothing crazy and nothing dumb just a family enjoying some cake.

Just read lots of cool big brother stories to him, and Astrid Lindgren. Lots of children's books available. Then he will learn that a sister is a sibling like any other.

There is so, so much wrong with this entire situation. Wth

I don't know much about American Cuisine, but do pumpkins normally have little chicken wings?

It's a warranty claim on your Canon/Nikon/GoPro!! Congrats 🥰🥳

Ha-Ha! (in Nelson's voice)

i like the text on the balloon :)

Ouch... no more kids after that one...

So much cake-fails here. Wth is wrong with you? Go to the damn supermarket, get yourself some eggs, butter, sugar, flour or ffs a cake mix and some food colouring. You don't need to have a doctor in Nuclear Physics to bake a pink or blue cake!

Did they learn nothing from that couple fined millions of dollars for setting that huge fire?

English is not my main but I thought a toddler meant a small child that just learned or in the process of learning how to walk? This little girl looks like 4, is she called a toddler in the USA then? Curious...

Do these things not come with an inscription like "business end this side"?

If your mind is set on having a boy or a girl, that's not the time to be having a baby. You should be happy about having a baby, regardless of the type.

I am confused about this one …

I will find you.

That's probably for the best considering all the other cannon mishaps!

So obviously these balloons are a terrible idea.