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You might have been reading a lot about video game retailer GameStop in the news and on social media recently. And now, even the White House is monitoring the situation. What’s going on right now is the financial-world equivalent of the battle between David and Goliath… or rather between small investors and Wall Street. And it’s a story for the economics books, ladies and gentlemen, no matter who the winner turns out to be in the end.

In short, small investors, who are mostly based in the r/wallstreetbets subreddit, are massively investing into GameStop because they believe in it as a company, causing its price to surge upwards. Meanwhile, Wall Street was betting on GameStop failing as a company and its stock prices to stay low. Now, Wall Street hedgefunds that were shorting stocks are hemorrhaging money. Some small investors have already ended up millionaires because of this. For instance, Bloomberg reports that “one trader turned $53,566 into more than $11 million.”

Bored Panda has collected some of the best memes about and reactions to GameStop stonks battle between Reddit and Wall Street, so scroll on down, give your fave pics a big ol’ upvote, and let us know what you think about the entire situation in the comment section below. And be sure to read our in-depth interview with a banking expert and independent investor about what's going on with GameStop.

But before we begin, a big, chunky note of warning for all of you: never, ever trust any random bits of advice about investment opportunities that you read online without turning on your critical thinking and evaluating your current financial situation. Sure, the stock price might be rising now, but you never know when it'll fall (and any expert who tells you that they know how the market will change for sure is selling you snake oil, whether they’re from Wall Street or from Reddit). If you do decide to invest, do so at your own risk, and don’t gamble away your future just because you’re hyped to become a millionaire—just like everyone else is. And not everyone can be a winner when it comes to stocks.

A one-word tweet from Elon Musk caused a further massive GameStop stock price surge

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existentialcoms Report

Robert Catte (It, It's)
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So if you work from 8:00 to 6:00, that's ten hours, so that's $72.50. So it's 𝘯𝘰𝘵 enough.

AlmightyOne
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Elon Musk sucks as a person sometimes but even I found that funny

Steve Cruz
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I find it hilarious that hedge-funders have always fought reugulatin, but are calling for regulation against small investors.

D H
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4 years ago

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minimum was never intended to be lived on...... it was designed so that those covered under it are paid a specific wage for the work for every $1 the minimum increases, it will cost a business a minimum of $2080 (40 hours a week, 2080 hours a year) per employee. Multiple by 10 people getting bumped a dollar, is an increase of $20,800 - this does not include the employer portion of FICA or unemployment taxes. The business now needs to show an increase in sale to cover this increase in wages and associated costs - if not, they may reduce hours, eliminate positions/people or close down. If that is the case, then a lot of good that $1 increase will do the employee.

Big J
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If a business can't afford to pay employees a livable wage they don't deserve to be in business. "It seems to me to be equally plain that no business which depends for existence on paying less than livable wages for its workers has any right to continue in this country" Franklin D. Roosevelt 1933

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    I'm a Gryffindor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a simple human being. I see Snape, I upvote.

    Phoenix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m an even simpler human being, I see Harry Potter, I upvote

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    TexasWoman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "That's right. I'm the Half-Blood Prince."

    The Harry Potter person
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what annoys me? Harry (and so many students at hogwarts) were bullied by Snape for years, he was a death eater and killed people, and everybody just likes him after 7 books of this because he loved Harry's mom? He gave a bottle of his tears/memories will the answer, and now he is forgiven? Downvote me if you want, but these are the resons I hate Snape.

    Tinder of the SkyWings
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1) Yes, he hated harry because he reminded him of Lily, who had given her life to save Harry. 2) He was living an extremely dangerous life as a double agent and likely saved the world. 3) Even after Dumbledore failed to protect Lily and James, and admitted that he had planned to sacrifice Harry all along, he still stayed loyal. He is not perfect, but nobody is.

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    BlackLabOwner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ha this reminds me of a graph of when it is ok to use HP references: Always get it always

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    #3

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    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I care about dogs, about cats, about hedges, hedgehogs, other hogs, generally any animal that one can care about - so I think this is a win-win. Nothing that deserves any care has lost a single penny!

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Money isn't "lost" and it doesn't "disappear," it SHIFTS.

    Lindsey Judd-Bruder
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is awesome. But one thing in here that really makes me mad (and always has) is the situation with the dog. And it's the same everywhere, and has been the same forever. Veterinarians and animal hospitals CLAIM to love animals, and to want to help them. But if you don't have the money, and RIGHT NOW, they won't treat your animal. Some of them won't even LOOK at the animal, unless you pay first. I get that everyone has bills, and has to make money. But to put that before the well-being of an innocent animal, that can't do a damn thing to help itself? To allow an animal to suffer or even die (had it happen, unfortunately), because the owner didn't have over $1000, right then and there? That's total, utter, and complete bullshit. That says those vets obviously care WAY more about the Almighty Dollar, than the animals they claim to love. It's f*****g sad.

    Doubleheader
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OMG Griffin!!! He's a super awesome Portland based reporter. Happy to see his post here.

    The White House is monitoring the GameStop situation and the “market volatility in the options and equities markets.” You know that what’s going on is serious when you see the top political players in the US reacting.

    GameStop share prices had been at a low of just over $3 in April 2020. The price is $347 at the time of writing, but it’s always in flux, so go and get an update on that number whenever you’re reading this.

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    Redditors are already celebrating after a major Wall Street hedgefund, Melvin Capital Management, pulled out after losing 30% of the $12.5 billion that it manages this year. The fund was banking on GameStop prices staying low to make profit. However, as the prices kept rising, the fund lost money as it relied on its risky short-selling strategy.

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    MikeDrucker Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The whole system is as stable as a house of cards.

    Caroline Driver
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was all laid out in The Wolf of Wall St, you can bet some of the brokers are already finding ways to benefit from this situation, and the Redditors better know when to sell before the floor falls out from under them.

    von Funnyname
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Underlying plot to Fight Club... Has anyone started talking about something they shouldn't be talking about?

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    YongYea Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Boo hoo, you're breaking my heart. (Worlds smallest violin plays in the background.) 🎻

    Bill
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    4 years ago

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    STOP AND THINK. These posts start with emotion to get you to react before thinking. This is just another scam like in Wolf of Wall St

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    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have minimal understanding of how the stock market works, but isn't this a little dangerous?

    Kellie Christine
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    4 years ago

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    #6

    Wanna Hear Another Joke

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    Nico Di Angelo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha this whole post is so confusing!

    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Large hedge fund short selled Game Stop meaning if the stock falls they win. They justified this by noticing most Game Stop stores are in large malls which many are closed due to COVID. Gamers and people on Reddit got maaaaad because they love games. So they are buying a lot of stock to drive the price waaaay up. When the price goes up, short sellers lose. One hedge fund lost $4 BILLION. What these poor kids don't realize is that eventually everyone will get bored and start selling and the stock will fall sharply.

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    A banking expert and independent investor spoke to Bored Panda about the current situation in the stock market and all of the investment advice floating around on the net and on the news under the strict condition of keeping his identity anonymous. "First of all, nobody knows the future, and if any financial guru (whether anonymous or sitting in an expensive suit in front of you) tells you about some ‘guaranteed opportunity to double your money,' consider it a red flag," he pointed out that anyone making investments should be careful and think for themselves.

    "Secondly, one of my personal golden rules for investment is the following: if everyone, including your grandmother, is talking about some particular stock or cryptocurrency—it’s already too late. Should people invest? Absolutely, but not necessarily in GameStop—there are dozens of opportunities like that every year, so don’t feel bad if you think you missed out on this one," the expert stressed that timing is everything but that other opportunities will always present themselves.

    According to the independent investor, wild fluctuations in price are something that we sometimes see in the "traditional" stock market from time to time; it's not just an everyday feature of the cryptocurrency market. And even though we're all focused on GameStop right now, we shouldn't forget about companies like Tesla.

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    "Consider Tesla—had you invested any money in it a year ago, you would have increased your stack at least sixfold! Sharks in Wall Street hedge funds, smelling blood, tried shorting (betting against) GameStop’s stock, but underestimated the sheer volume of small individual investors who have easy access to markets thanks to apps like Robinhood, eToro, etc. and can share their intentions via social networks. This example might indicate that the age of individual investor (as opposed to institutional) is not over just yet."

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    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Got a feeling some heads are going to roll at the next board meeting.

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    kenklippenstein Report

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seeing as how I'll never see a million I'm not broken up for you.

    Mia Long-Wiwi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Losing the wife might be the best thing that happened to you.

    Eglė Bukauskaitė
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    except they didn't lose 'their' money - they 'lost' their clients' money. Or government subsidy money.

    backatya
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess she really wasn't a good wife but a gold digger . You're better off

    As for the future of GameStop? It all depends on how well they ride "this tsunami of electronic entertainment." The banking expert and investor said: "An influx of funds might allow GameStop to reinvent their business model and concentrate almost purely on digital sales and remote deliveries. They might decide to leave only a few brick-and-mortar places for that authentic old-school experience, for example. Did you know that global video game revenue is already larger than Hollywood’s?"

    It’s not just GameStop that’s getting some love from investors, though. Movie theater chain AMC is also seeing its stocks skyrocket among other companies.

    Meanwhile, the r/wallstreetbets subreddit went private for around an hour on Wednesday. What's more, Discord banned the subreddit's server for "hateful content" after repeated warnings. The subreddit accused Discord of "destroying their community" instead of trying to fix any issues at hand.

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    The subreddit modmail is down temporarily at the time of writing which, to us, suggests that the mods are getting absolutely bombarded with messages, spam, and requests for investment advice. Just imagine the flood.

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    Jordan_Deeb Report

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Criticize Big Bird but he's been around since 1969. Long than most of those companies.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a timeline not too far from ours where Big Bird is a casualty of one of the worst astronautical disasters of all time.

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    Thomas E S Thomas
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They all grew up watching Big Bird. Anyway, we all remember waiting in line on New Release day.

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    JordanUhl Report

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ROBINHOOD, the online trading service that imposed limits on GameStop purchases, needs to be taught a lesson next.

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    AltHistoryHub Report

    MiraiJack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a system built on speculation and image. Not sure if I was clear, but not stable is what I'm trying to say here.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let those hedge fund fat cats find out what life is really like for the millions who make their obscene fortunes possible. So your kids are screaming about having rice and beans for a third night in a row? Welcome to reality - now tuck in or Daddy will have to warm your hides because he can no longer afford a nanny!

    Here's what Investopedia says about short-selling (i.e. what some hedgefunds were doing in the case of GameStop and continue to do in many other cases): "Short-selling occurs when an investor borrows a security and sells it on the open market, planning to buy it back later for less money. Short-sellers bet on, and profit from, a drop in a security's price. This can be contrasted with long investors who want the price to go up. Short selling has a high risk/reward ratio: It can offer big profits, but losses can mount quickly and infinitely due to margin calls."

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    Part of the reason why redditors are investing in GameStop and other companies is to 'punish' Wall Street hedgefunds for their practice of shorting stocks. Some small-time investors believe that what these funds are doing is immoral.

    It's not just Melvin Capital Management that has had to run with its tail between its legs. For instance, a week ago, Citron Research bet that the 37-year-old GameStop company would fail; this motivated a lot of redditors to heavily invest in the company, forcing Citron to back off from short-selling stocks.

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    MightyKeef Report

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Maybe they’ll give you better money for them now

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    MiraiJack
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move away Musk, Potato Head made your Game Stop.

    TexasWoman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mr. Potato Head is a great Toy Story character!

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    herosnvrdie69 Report

    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To them, the rules are always fair as long as they are the winners. Now they are the whiners.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Losing just doesn't set well with the 'privileged,' does it?

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    DaveCoIon Report

    Steve Cruz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If thousands of Redditors can cause this kind of pain to Wall St. High Rollers, I'm all for it.

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I never knew game stop was big enough to pull something like this off

    Cee Mor
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh yeah...I want to SEE MORE OF THIS!!!

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    DarihanaNova Report

    pancake
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same I don't understand economics at all

    Orange
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    im just 10 and im celebrating for no reason lol

    John Montgomery
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't say I fully do either, but to be honest I'm not sure I care. The super rich are being brought down a peg. That's a win in my book.

    (っ◔◡◔)っ im a domestic weeb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    same i just clicked because it had gamestop with it and it looked interesting

    CincyReds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same sister, same...... My son tries to explain it, but I just don' get it!

    Adam Francis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is me. I don't know what's happening, but it sounds like fun.

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    bocxtop Report

    Hanni
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's gambling where the big guys set the odds.

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Must have been a lot of people to change stock that much.

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    jerryiannelli Report

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if some elders will lose their retirement pension, their insurance and their home because of all that stuff.

    Zachary Mallett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most likely not. Retirement funds don't take short positions on individual stocks. It's mostly invested in index funds and commodities. People already retired most likely have their money in bonds or other safe investments.

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    Zillyboy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once more, but in English, please.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looks like nearly perfect English to me, is it the tech words you're having trouble with? Here's a translation attempt: "We let 500,000 people die because shutting down over the pandemic would have crashed the stock market. Said stock market is so stupid that it's being turned into a real-life game by users of a popular website called Reddit, destroying a hedge fund worth billions of dollars. Anyway there's clearly no problem here!"

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    earringnut
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Great. Now I have the song "The furious little monkey" playing in my head.

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    "Simo Häyhä"
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    (Chanting) Reddit! Reddit! Reddit!

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    Bob Belcher
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reddit is NOT saving Game Stop in any form. All of these trades are on the open / secondary market. GME made their money during the IPO. GME has not benefited in any fashion. In order to do that, all these people should go buy all of their games and inventory to boost actual sales on the balance sheet. That would also drive up the stock price but not like this week.

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    AmericasComic Report

    DogMom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughing while they miss the next payment on their yacht. How will they feed their families caviar now? Who will keep them in HErmes and Lanvin? Will somebody please think of the diamond encrusted man children?

    Ian Koch
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just blocking a comment keep scrolling, and have a nice day.

    Wandaluzt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No I won't keep scrolling. Bore off with this crap.

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    Alix BLAIR
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me too, outmaneuvered by a potato! *insert local potato happy today meme*

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hedge fund also include investments of lower-class people who just tried to prepare their retirement and who might have lost everything.

    Mia Long-Wiwi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just think of all the other opportunities. Endless.

    Dominic Correa
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the record, its potato in my ass. Lol

    Ula
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    4 years ago

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    They are people too.

    Anne
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People that got extremely rich by playing with other people's money, at the risk of those people. Not financially responsible for any loss. But taking a cut at winnings.

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    Ryan Deschanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He is right, you are supposed to let him win, that's how it was supposed to work.

    Alden Bruner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel something's wrong in there. Somewhere.

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    Tiredpossum
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    if I can't play how I want then I won't play.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet there will be more calls to regulate social media. But really, what else do people have to do in a pandemic except study these systems?

    Ece Cenker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They hacked the game, but hey, that is how good players play a game! Also, seems like Wall Street may have learned from knowing the concept of Speedrun!

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    kimpossiblefact Report

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel less bad for the managers than for the clients. You know, those hundreds of small investors who just wanted to eventually be able to retire.

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    Delicious_Tacos Report

    Sage Gusano
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $18.95 for popcorn and a drink is a discount. Either that or I live in the wrong place!

    sylvantic
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    7 dollars for a bottle water at my local theater. 7. dollars.

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    theneedledrop Report

    von Funnyname
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    May wanna get the Walmart version of those, Docs ain't cheap

    Alexis draskinis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Walmart may be too pricey for them by the time this over. They better get the Wish.com ones instead!!

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    Parmeisan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Pull yourself up by your bootstraps" is my favourite accidentally-correct phrase, since it actually refers to something that is not possible but is used constantly by people who think it's legitimate advice for pulling a maneuver (escaping multigenerational poverty) that they think is easy, but actually almost never happens.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My second favourite is "f**k around and find out", a phrase meaning to learn that there are consequences to one's actions, which was the codename for the January 6th insurrection where - wait for it - everyone participating was shocked to learn that rules apply to them, too.

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    Tiredpossum
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    they thought they were smart.

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    Nash076 Report

    Kevin Beard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shorting is kind of a scam. Okay, I don't actually own any stock, but I'm going to sell it to you anyhow at todays price, then I'll just go buy it later. Cool?

    EQXL
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not kind of a scam, it is a scam. They're setting others up to lose money for their benefit.

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    backatya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that actors hair style is ridiculous

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That was one wonderfully weird movie. Oh, No country for old men is the name of it.

    Doc Thissen
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I laughed a little too hard at this.

    Mia Long-Wiwi
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Holy s**t pickles that guy is creepy.

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    Freya the Wanderer
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And make sure to pad your time with lots of B.S. examples, too. ;)

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    #35

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    rachsyme Report

    Emily
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i dont get the gamestop thing

    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I found this explained it perfectly: https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/01/28/this-beginners-guide-to-the-amazing-gamestop-story-went-viral-because-its-so-good/

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    Alexis draskinis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way that made sense to me is this: they "borrowed" the stock expecting it to end on a low price & now its high when they have to "return" it. Ex: say they bought it at $5, expecting it to drop & pay it back for $1 for it lowering, while making a $4 profit for "borrowing" it. The reality now is that they bought it for $5 & it went up to say $200 & they all have to take a $150 hit to do anything with it.

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    CincyReds
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Once someone does, can you please tell me?

    Peter Ledoux
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have money to invest with. I have no idea how sell short is. Please don't bother with how it works.

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    williamlegate Report

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unless you bought shares then started the subreddit for a traditional stock scam just like in the Wolf of Wall St. 2 economics students got busted about 5 years ago for the same thing

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    existentialcoms Report

    Dominic Correa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sadly yes. They wanna paint reddits actions in a negative light so people will be less likely to try it again in order to keep a stranglehold on their territory in a manner of speaking. Greedy shortsighted bastards.

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    Mohammad Ammar
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pt 1.Basically wallstreet experts including hedgefund managers predicted that the video game retailer gamestop would go bankrupt in 2021 for reasons such as covid. They were so sure that the company' stock price would fall that they engaged in short selling. Short selling is a little long and complicated to explain but it's basically a way for investors to profit off of a declining stock. If stock prices rise you basically lose. Unfortunately for hedgefund managers thats exactly what happened. You see, gamestop got a billionaire investor who made their stock value rise a little and suddenly they had a chance to avoid bankruptcy. Suddenly hedgefund managers were pissed that things weren't going as planned but doubled down on their short selling to prove their original point. This situation caught the eye of small investors part of a subreddit called walstreetbets, they decided to actually buy gamestop stocks to raise prices and beat hedgefund managers at their own game.

    Mohammad Ammar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pt 2. So basically the reddit investors were now thanos and their gamestock stocks were their infinity stones. With gamestop stock prices on the rise, being a shortseller was the dumbest thing you could do. The hedgefund managers are now selling their stocks to stop themselves from going broke.lol.and anyone who had actually invested in gamestocks poor lowly stocks are now rich. Take whatever I said with a grain of salt cuz I just understood this all today and could be wrong in some spots.

    Kevin Beard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A short is basically. Hi everyone I'm selling Gamestop shares at todays price of $25. They don't actually own any shares to sell. They are going to wait a set period (say 6 months) then they actually buy the stock at that set date at whatever price it is to give to the people they sold it to. So if the price on that day is $1 they just made $24 for every share. If they have to buy it at $175 a share to give to the people they got $25 from... they are "fudged".

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Best explanation of this I’ve seen today

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    Giles McArdell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    try this, worked for me :https://www.thepoke.co.uk/2021/01/28/this-beginners-guide-to-the-amazing-gamestop-story-went-viral-because-its-so-good/

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    #41

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    genz75 Report

    Bill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Somebody gets it. Who is running that reddit? Pump and dump for the21st Century

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    SaintSonnenrad Report

    Owen Salmon2028
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    redit is going to slap wallstreat with the power of a 26 megaton nuke

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    #45

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    knicks_tape99 Report

    Tiari
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    „Don’t worry, I‘m the one who bought it.“

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    Mark Serbian, PK&RG,W
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is a perfect explanation of what's about to happen

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    #53

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