Your brain doesn't work, why do you exist?

Never though of it :O ! But they would still try to argue over that...

Did he stuff his mask down his throat?

The trouble was that he was not a stock company. In that case he would have gotten a tax break instead of an FBI raid...

Good job, Andy. Speak up when a reporter forgets women exist.

This is inhumane on so many levels.... Please never ever say things like this... these days, even babies get raped... old women are getting rape... the fact is a sick mind can do such a thing and will think of any excuse possible...

We do have thicker masks — ones made of cotton or cloth. Wearing one right now.

Some of us, yes.

She was Truly so confident! 😂😂😂

Ah yes, those colonizing cows. I forgot about those.

The irony

"It harms everyone, but it harms some vulnerable people even more, so it is, worth it" is not stupid. Nobody is that stupid. That's just evil.

This makes me very mad. Even after I had 2 kids I still had to fight to get my tubes tied because "what if you and your husband wan't more kids?" Grrrrr

Ditto everytime I used the expression "avoid it like the plague." I was wrong. Shockingly, I've learned people don't avoid plagues.

Good point but two wrongs don't make a right

As an america we need to learn and evolve from other countries example

Has anyone mentioned that police forces in countries with strict weapon laws don't operate like a trigger happy military unit?

And that's why the rest of us don't trust the gun nuts with guns.

Thankyou NHS!!!!

If I become president, all my decisions will have names whose letters you can rearrange in ominous ways. Just to see how those tin-foil hat people will react

Clearly you havent been burdened with an over abundance of brain cells

I mean yeah, that's definitely what I spend my sweet asss atheist time doing!

70,000 Covid cases came directly as a result of Donald Trump's rallies. We don't need propaganda, we have the votes.

I have a TracFone, don't need an address for those.

Dodgy maths aside, I wonder why Carlson isn’t putting his ass available for “$365,000” a year if it’s so easy and not a big deal? 🤔

Today I learned that in America "lunch debt" is actually a thing.

Yes, shame on him for kissing and probably saying "I love you, I'm proud of you" to his son.

She is apparently answering her own question. She is not pro life, just anti abortion.

Black man = immediate threat.

I am beginning to think that Americans are just that weird kid in school that does everything differently just to gain some attention. I mean, not using ''military time'', the way they say the dates, miles and pounds, not using A4, etc...

"Risk ginger grandchildren" - wtf. But a boyfriend who dumps his woman on command of his mom is a bullet dodged, no matter what.

No, perverts are criticizing women for not having the photoshop boobs they usually jerk off to.

Average European who is debt-free: "Dang, he got us there."

"Me, me, me"....

Klepper's segments are hilarious

So... If I want a sweet caring man, does that make me straight?

And social media.

Sometimes in biological terms, "survival" means getting the unfit out of the gene pool. We're seeing that happen right now, in real time!

Ah, anybody remember in 1998 when the Mars Climate Orbiter worth 200 million dollars crashed into Mars because one of the two American teams working on that project used metric and the other one imperial? Imperial system, Fahrenheit, MM/DD/YYYY - time to retire those.

It dissapeared along a third of europe

my parents would rather die than help me with their hundreds of thousands of pounds they have

Most people make decisions unconsciously, because of feelings or bias or whatever is floating around in the depths of the brain... and then they look around for facts to validate a decision that's already been made without benefit of facts. This is why sane people make decisions that seem irrational, and it's also why the Universal Basic Intelligence Test is seeing whether a person will change their mind about something when provided with information that proves a previous decision or opinion wrong. Intelligent people change their minds according to the best information available, stupid people cling to stupid decisions.

You need to headbutt the wall a couple dozen times to get to the same mentality as these people, then it might make sense.

I know plenty of people who didn't learn a language, didn't read a poem and didn't memorize a fun fact ánd have no muscles to show for it.

I'm not even religious and I agree with Drew Livingstone.

Baby boomers have pathetic technology skills compared to millennials. Your dad fixes your car so you fix his computer. It's a fair trade if you ask me. You can't know everything.

Thats just creepy

I mean he's not wrong with them being a joke, but this shark picture isn't the reason

She has exploding, vagina-smelling candles. And people buy them. People are stupider than I thought...