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#2

It Is Insane

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895points

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Kiki 2 years ago

Never though of it :O ! But they would still try to argue over that...

289points

We reached out to the people who look after r/facepalm and one of them agreed to tell us more about the community.

"We moderate according to Reddit's content policy and that means that most of the comment moderation we do is to remove bigotry and racism," they told Bored Panda.

"The subreddit's community is fine, for the most part. A lot of people come here to have a laugh at whatever silly thing is being posted and that's ok."

#3

What About Nurses Who Wear Them 8 To 10 Hours A Day

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894points

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October 2 years ago

Did he stuff his mask down his throat?

374points

#4

N95

Final score:

894points

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The Scout 2 years ago

The trouble was that he was not a stock company. In that case he would have gotten a tax break instead of an FBI raid...

278points

#5

In Fact, It’s Happened 7 Times

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891points

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

Good job, Andy. Speak up when a reporter forgets women exist.

800points

You can see a lot of different themes on the subreddit, and the mod said they can change quite fast. "[What's popular] really depends on what is on people's minds at the time. Currently, a popular topic is the insane lengths people go through to deny the facts about Covid."

But there's a way to determine what we can expect from r/facepalm. According to research, people see actions as stupid for three primary reasons: the actions reflect a foolhardy level of risk, an absent-mindedness and lack of practicality, or an impulsive lack of control.

So even though the word 'stupid' sounds subjective, scientists have discovered that people are very quick to identify it.

"People don't spend time on judging if something is stupid or not," study researcher Balazs Aczel told Live Science. "It comes instantaneously, and as our results showed, they have high agreement. If one person calls something stupid, there's a high likelihood others will do the same thing."

#6

The First Women In The Epitome Of Stupid

Final score:

886points

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Sapna Sarfare 2 years ago

This is inhumane on so many levels.... Please never ever say things like this... these days, even babies get raped... old women are getting rape... the fact is a sick mind can do such a thing and will think of any excuse possible...

623points

#7

You Can Still Breathe Idiot

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840points

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S. 2 years ago (edited)

We do have thicker masks — ones made of cotton or cloth. Wearing one right now.

174points

#8

"Let's Spend 10 Grand On Jewelry"

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832points

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Jo Johannsen 2 years ago

Some of us, yes.

276points

#9

Scientific Name = Poison

Final score:

794points

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troufaki13 2 years ago

She was Truly so confident! 😂😂😂

349points

It might seem unusual or even strange to investigate how people decide that something is stupid. But scientists love a challenge and researchers who study decision-making had no information, beyond anecdotes, as to how people decide whether an action is stupid.

So the team collected news stories and other online content that someone had described as stupid.

One example was a news story about a robber who set out to steal cellphones, but lifted GPS devices instead — and failed to switch the devices off, allowing the police to discover them (and him) immediately.

Next, the researchers invited 154 different students to gather examples of stupidity from their day-to-day life and read the stories, asking them whether each qualified as stupid.

The students (who were all Hungarian) then chose possible reasons from a long list as to why they'd decided each example would qualify for the label.

#10

Hint Hint

Final score:

770points

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

Ah yes, those colonizing cows. I forgot about those.

287points

#11

Logic

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757points

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Buren 2 years ago

The irony

357points

#12

Who Ever Runs That Station Is Dumb

Final score:

727points

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Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

"It harms everyone, but it harms some vulnerable people even more, so it is, worth it" is not stupid. Nobody is that stupid. That's just evil.

462points

#13

Now Your Own Decisions Belong To A Man You Haven't Met

Final score:

716points

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

This makes me very mad. Even after I had 2 kids I still had to fight to get my tubes tied because "what if you and your husband wan't more kids?" Grrrrr

404points

The reasons fell into three categories. The first, dubbed "confident ignorance," is when someone tackles something high-risk without the required skills. The cellphone/GPS caper was a prime example of this kind of stupidity.

The next category was "absent-mindedness," which applied to situations where people knew the right thing to do, but for some reason weren't paying close attention. Aczel said one example would be walking out of the store without paying for your groceries.

The third kind of stupidity was described by a lack of control. It occurred when people knew they shouldn't do something but couldn't resist their impulse to do it anyway. Reaching for the third slice of cake when you know you'll get a stomachache later is an example of this kind of stupidity, Aczel explained.

#14

I Get It Now

Final score:

713points

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Andy Acceber 2 years ago

Ditto everytime I used the expression "avoid it like the plague." I was wrong. Shockingly, I've learned people don't avoid plagues.

426points

#15

Well Well Well... How The Turntables

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692points

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Shelp 2 years ago

Good point but two wrongs don't make a right

239points

#16

I Wonder Why America Is So Unhappy?

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686points

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Julius Dias 2 years ago

As an america we need to learn and evolve from other countries example

310points

#17

She Didn't Deserve It

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684points

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J. F. 2 years ago (edited)

Has anyone mentioned that police forces in countries with strict weapon laws don't operate like a trigger happy military unit?

460points

According to Aczel, stupidity is an interesting concept because it doesn't always track with intelligence.

Even people who possess a very high IQ can make extremely dumb moves. The research revealed that judging a behavior "stupid" reveals the observer's expectations of how someone should behave, he said. But the person doing the stupid thing might be operating according to a different set of expectations or goals.

#18

Gun Ownership

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679points

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Otter 2 years ago

And that's why the rest of us don't trust the gun nuts with guns.

354points

#19

Apparently Canada’s Healthcare Is Bad

Final score:

657points

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Clare C 2 years ago

Thankyou NHS!!!!

318points

#20

It Was Media Control All Along

Final score:

649points

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Shelp 2 years ago

If I become president, all my decisions will have names whose letters you can rearrange in ominous ways. Just to see how those tin-foil hat people will react

421points

#21

Checkmate

Final score:

638points

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Julius Dias 2 years ago

Clearly you havent been burdened with an over abundance of brain cells

323points

On a more practical level, you might be wondering if any of this matters. But understanding why people call something stupid might provide better ways to call out dumb behavior, Aczel highlighted. For instance, it might be more helpful to tell someone they're being overconfident than that they're being stupid.

#22

They’re Everywhere Man!

Final score:

609points

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Clare C 2 years ago

I mean yeah, that's definitely what I spend my sweet asss atheist time doing!

303points

#23

"Going Everywhere"

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581points

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

70,000 Covid cases came directly as a result of Donald Trump's rallies. We don't need propaganda, we have the votes.

256points

#24

They're Confused

Final score:

568points

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Nunya Business 2 years ago

I have a TracFone, don't need an address for those.

150points

#25

Math Is A Myth

Final score:

562points

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Rick 2 years ago

Dodgy maths aside, I wonder why Carlson isn’t putting his ass available for “$365,000” a year if it’s so easy and not a big deal? 🤔

276points

After the research, the team said they plan to concentrate on the cognitive mechanisms people use to monitor others' behaviors. One mystery, Aczel said, is the question why people find stupidity so amusing, a fact that drives more and more people to become members of r/facepalm.

"People want to watch other people doing something stupid as a source of amusement," he said. And it's hard to argue with that.

#26

An 8 Year Old Shouldn’t Have To Do This

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545points

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Wilf 2 years ago

Today I learned that in America "lunch debt" is actually a thing.

386points

#27

Yeah, How Dare He

Final score:

511points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago

Yes, shame on him for kissing and probably saying "I love you, I'm proud of you" to his son.

375points

#28

Just Your Average Pro Life Hypocrite

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495points

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

She is apparently answering her own question. She is not pro life, just anti abortion.

510points

Rachael Sampson 2 years ago

She's anti-choice

43points

Chuck daniels 2 years ago

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Randolph Croft 2 years ago

Anti-choice. I don't say that lightly. It's not up to me to decide for a woman what she should do with her life and health.

34points

TrashPandaSociety 2 years ago (edited)

Who cares if the family & baby live in poverty & bad health? Be right about your pro life!

21points

James016 2 years ago

She is pro-foetus.

18points

Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

And anti-child.

13points

Cydney Golden 2 years ago

I think that is true of many "pro-lifers." They are usually not for anything that helps children or people after birth cause that would be socialism. They seem to be ok with communism and Putin these days.

12points

Theoretical Empiricist 2 years ago

As long as it's someone else's.

12points

Mike Rodrick 2 years ago

After surviving birth, the child lives in poverty, or worse, homeless, has no health care, no food or the basic essentials for survival. Where are the pro-lifers then? Oh, that's right; THEIR responsibility is to the fetus.

10points

Clint McInnes 2 years ago

Most of those calling themselves pro-life ... aren't.

6points

Hime 2 years ago

I wish she and others like her, understood the difference of pro-life and anti-abortion.

6points

Karen Klinck Klinck 1 year ago

And an all-round nasty person.

1point

S. 2 years ago

They're not pro-life. They're anti-choice / anti-abortion.

45points

SomePeopleCallMeMaurice 2 years ago

Yes. And they often call people with the opposite view “pro-abortion “. Like people who believe a woman who has a right to choose what happens to her body, actually go out and find pregnant women so they can talk them into getting an abortion.

19points

Liz 2 years ago

Well it's your fault the kid exists, so yeah, you're down as preferred placement

35points

Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

If you talk someone out of an abortion, the least you can do is help raise that child if necessary. The child's life is your responsibility now.

31points

Chuck daniels 2 years ago

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jammer 2 years ago

Rules for thee and not for mee!

30points

Susie Elle 2 years ago

The irony is so strong it hurts me

22points

abby smink 2 years ago

"no no no, every baby should have a chance at life! Unless it's with me..."

13points

Jon Steensen 2 years ago

Yes and they should "have a chance", but once they are given "a chance" we do not really care about how small the chance is of the project developping into a succes. God forbid that we should have to actually carry a part of the load requried to make it a good life, no it just being a life must be sufficient. Now I consider my part done, now that I can shine in the glory of having saved a life. No no no no little guy, you have to do it by yourself with the odds stacked against you (just put in enough effort and everbody will succeed, and helping you would just make you weaker), because why should my comfort suffer the slightest, because of the project I started, so I could look like the hero? Anti-abortionists can be such hipocrits when they are not willing to carry through and deal with the consequenses of what they get started, or they can be frightning ignorant in their inability to connect the dots.

2points

OctoPaige 2 years ago

This... Gives me violent fantasies and indigestion. 🤬

13points

Paul Richards 2 years ago

This why anti abortion people should keep their fuckign mouth shut and not have one if they disagree with it. Bunch of hypocrites

12points

Chuck daniels 2 years ago

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Oopsydaisy 2 years ago

Whelp. I take back my original comment. It's true.https://friendlyatheist.patheos.com/2020/02/06/pro-life-activist-does-damage-control-after-whining-about-baby-she-saved/

8points

Mayrene Chester 2 years ago

Hahahaha. yes! That's the way it should be, for all the anti-abortion protestors, their names go on foster care list by default.

7points

Alicia GriffonLady 2 years ago

Do we really want those people (often pro-gun, overly christian whackos) getting ahold of already traumatized foster kids though?

0points

Emily M 2 years ago

Sounds like being born worked out reeeeeally great for everyone involved (including the baby). :(

7points

Mikawa 2 years ago

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J. F. 2 years ago

Oh no, actions can have consequences?

7points

whodunnitfan2013 2 years ago

Pro-forced-reproductioners are vile!

6points

Mandy 2 years ago

Right...the same people also advocating for cuts in the services that help feed and clothes the same children they have forced in some scenarios (the South comes to mind in US) these women to have. It is insane! They don't want to care for these children nor do they want tax dollars assisting these people who are persuaded/ forced into parenthood. I don't understand the logic tbh.

6points

Mikawa 2 years ago

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Jon Steensen 2 years ago

Contraseptions sometimes fails. What exactly are you proposing? I see that the only real way to avoid the risk of getting pregnant is celibacy. Do you suggest that people who have reached the conclusion that they are not fit to take care of a another human being who cannot make it on its own, should just give up on sex and the important part it plays in staying mentally healthy. Is that a price worth paying? I think your statement is based on a an oversimplified model of how the world functions, and hence is build on some false premises about abortions and what causes them.

3points

Mary Bricklin 2 years ago

The mom probably had those same reasons for wanting an abortion. I despise people like this.

4points

IttyBitty 2 years ago

Please, give her this child 😂 She doesn't even have her own kids and talks others out of abortions?.. (I think this is some joke: you cannot write this and not see the problem)

4points

P.A.B. 2 years ago

Ah ha! So you’re one of these hypocrites who aren’t really “PRO-LIFE”…you’re actually “PRO-I DON’T REALLY GIVE A F**K WHAT HAPPENS TO THIS KID ONCE IT’S BORN” kinda gals. Good to know.

3points

Ka Se 2 years ago

This makes me deeply sad. I feel infinitely sorry for the baby.

3points

Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

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Boredcanadian1234 2 years ago (edited)

They need to so some research on crime rates dropping in the first 20 years after abortion became legal. Because there were less children born into poverty who did not have to turn to crime to servive as they became teens and yonge adults

3points

Kimberly Lorton 2 years ago

Yep, I think they don't think this stuff through before they decide they want to control it or make it illegal. So, all those babies born to powerful men, with wives and families, after that baby is born, you can bet if you made me have it, I am going to deliver that baby, ask for N immediate paternity test, and then go to his house and hand his wife, her husbands' new child, and wish her well.

3points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

If Hypocrisy was a human

3points

Bobby 2 years ago

Here's a thought: don't worry about what goes on in a house unless you pay the rent. Sure, you can call out abuse of vulnerable inhabitants but you do not have right to foist your opinions or morality on them.

3points

Nyneva Kyte 2 years ago

Wait - this gives me an idea

3points

KariLovesHerKat 2 years ago

I'm sorry but this one is a b***h

2points

Kimberly Lorton 2 years ago

Yes.. they don't want to kill the baby, but they don't want to have anything to do with the kid after it's born, and what happens to the child. It. Oils be killed by the mother or abused or passed to different fosters its entire life. So, I always want to know, if you don't want abortions, then why not force men to wear condoms, and if it breaks, then give the couple, free morning after pill! Have compassion for the life of the child you want to save, and live in this world. If they made that person responsible for that child's life, they would change their tune fast.

2points

Karen Klinck Klinck 1 year ago

A fetus is NOT a baby. A fetus is a if-everything-goes-right (and there's a *lot* that can go wrong!) *Potential* baby. Ask the mother who discovers her fetus developed no brain along with the body; it lives for a little while, then it's dead. Or the fetus that has a fatal heart condition when it leaves the host. They happen more than we want to think. So does the fetus that dies in the womb at any point in those 9 months.

1point

Zophra 2 years ago

This is really good: https://imgur.com/a/DNxUraH

2points

Jill Bussey 2 years ago

So you would have an abortion if your birth control failed, if you are so against having a child yourself?

2points

Ozacoter 2 years ago

They do. Many "prolife" people get abortions. "But i am an exception, i have a good reason".

4points

Alicia GriffonLady 2 years ago

Dear pro-lifers. Please look up every horrible case of child abuse. Every single one. Do you feel sick to your very soul? Do you want to tear all memory of what happened from you mind? Do you think their mothers wanted abortions? Do you think forcing them into this world was a heroic action on your part? Do you ever wonder if there would be less abuse and misery if only people who really wanted a baby were the only ones having them?

1point

Polar_bear_lover 2 years ago

I- I have no words

1point

Amanda Hartley 2 years ago

Stupid selfish woman !! Let people make their own decisions, that poor girl obviously knew she would not cope with the baby and you thought it was your choice to talk her in to having an unwanted child! But it's too much trouble for you !

1point

Fieke Engelen 2 years ago

So, you don't care about how or where that baby ends up. It's alive, thanks to you but after that you don't give a ###. So why bother? You have made the mother unhappy and possibly more of her family and you. Who knows how or where that poor unwanted baby ends up

1point

Clint McInnes 2 years ago

The multiple layers of mental gymnastics necessary for someone to justify this set of positions are simply boggling. I cannot conceive of a more glaring example of hypocrisy.

1point

Nola Dorothy 2 years ago

Anti-abortionists never seem to want to put the money where they mouths are. They just want to control other people.

1point

Amanda Hunter 2 years ago

Being an unwanted child is soul-destroying, I know.

1point

Vicki Perizzolo 2 years ago

I've said it for years - everyone stopping someone else from getting an abortion = adopt the unwanted baby and keep it for the next 18 years - Put up or SHUT UP.. and MYOFB

1point

Leesa DeAndrea 2 years ago

This proves my point. She wanted an abortion but a nosey poker talked her out of it. Now she has lost custody of her baby because she is unfit. And now this poor kid ends up in the system. A system that is infamous for its negative effects on the children placed in it. Nosey poker should have kept her stupid ass out of it.

1point

Karen Klinck Klinck 1 year ago

The foster system is overwhelmed and the adoption services in the US are for profit only. (I don't care what they claim. I go by their actions.)

0points

Wesley Lucas 2 years ago

What the actual f**k?! The hypocrisy of the "pro-life" movement never ceases to astound me. This b***h really just said a baby would destroy her marriage and health and seemingly thinks SHE has the right to turn down a baby but doesn't want to afford that same choice and autonomy to other women?!

1point

Nirdavo 2 years ago

People like JJ should be legally required to adopt the children -they- required to be born against their mother`s wishes. The post just shows many if not all "pro-lifers" are just hypocrits. While I would always advise a woman to -very carefully- consider her decision about abortion, it ultimately is -her- choice.

1point

ThatOneWriter 2 years ago

I stopped using the term "pro-life" because they rarely are. They are anti-choice. They are pro-control.

1point

Tiffi 2 years ago

She made the case why many women choose an abortion, but doubtful she'll grasp it. She be back in front of PP harassing women in no time flat.

1point

tatumn 2 years ago

AGHHHH i hate this. you talked a person out of abortion because YOU think it's wrong and now you're complaining that you are it's next best bet? you should've stayed out of it in the first place!! obviously, the person who was pregnant KNEW they couldn't take care of it so they were going to take care of it BECAUSE that's THEIR CHOICE!!! but you had to interfere and now it's going to ruin you're life?

1point

I I 2 years ago

typical , have the child you dont want and cant afford and then have taken off you because you cant look after it , but dont be asking me for help even though i am the one who talked you in to keeping it F*****G HYPOCRITE F**K YOU

1point

Ariom Dahl 2 years ago

'Poetic justice' is the first term that came to my mind.

1point

Don't Look 2 years ago

Yeah, too bad you didn't think it through.

1point

greenbean 2 years ago

And could have shut up and minded her own bussiness.

1point

Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

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Mikey Kliss 2 years ago

Hahahahaha

1point

Angie Scanes 2 years ago

Aaaargh

1point

Gia SDP 2 years ago

She's an idiot.

1point

Ogre Juan 2 years ago

You Think Maybe She Felt The Same ?

1point

naomy ramsey 1 year ago

Right... Einstein.

0points

aartdesigns 1 year ago

...and yet... it does not register with them. If this is an actual post, which unfortunately it most likely is... The irony is thunderous.

0points

Laura S. 1 year ago

What an uninsightful myopic idiot

0points

brad walker 1 year ago

So fake

0points

Kraneia The Dancing Dryad 1 year ago

I tell folks to walk up to protesters picketing abortion clinics (you don't have to actually be pregnant), pick a random protestor, and say something like "why thank you for agreeing to take my child! When can I expect my first support check?" And WATCH EM BACKPEDAL. It's hilarious.

0points

Ambry Petersen 1 year ago

Just because one person is like that does not mean all pro life people are. Many of us would take that baby in a heart beat. I have family with fertility issues who would give anything to take in a baby.

0points

Jae Finney 2 years ago

Would you let someone kill a dog just cause you can’t take care of it?

0points

Karen Klinck Klinck 1 year ago

Are you carrying that dog in your womb? I wonder about your sex life...

0points

the laughing koala 2 years ago

if you are not willing to take the child than why do you care if they do p.s. I am pro life, but I am willing to take the child

0points

Karen Klinck Klinck 1 year ago

Our foster care system is drowning in children, and our adoption system exists to enrich those running it. Egg and sperm donors (I can't call than parents) only have to make one phone call a month to what they spawned (not their child, child indicates they feel something for it.) and their keep their 'parental rights'--the kid's in limbo, stays in foster care until s/he's 18, nobody can adopt them, and many agencies mandate the kids have to move to a different foster care every 6 months so they don't form an attachment to the foster families. The donors get all sorts of amenities to 'help them connect to the child'. They don't want the 'bother' of the actual body, but, boy, do they like the perks! I've mentioned before how bad the adoption system is before.

0points

Ryn Funkhouser 2 years ago

Pfft the logic skills, I cannot

0points

Tom Drummer 2 years ago

this has to be a gag

0points

Elizabeth VanDyke 2 years ago

Seems like a touch of sarcasm to me.

0points

Cody Downs 2 years ago

still the kid is alive to make it own decision if it wants to live

0points

Janet Graham 2 years ago

I have a hard time believing this is true. And, if it really is true, what decade was this? It makes a good story, but it sounds far-fetched. Unless we are talking about blood relatives or close friends, a person needs to be a qualified foster home to talk custody of a child.

0points

rabbit 2 years ago

Another pro-birther. Wonder how she'll feel about abortion if she gets pregnant.

0points

Lisa Monzon 2 years ago

So many people do not understand irony. Not even a little.

0points

Regan Henry 2 years ago

Obviously she one of those “do as I say” kinda do gooders.

0points

Merlin Oddog 2 years ago

Congrats on not taking responsibility for your actions.

0points

Patricia the Grey 2 years ago

Grrrrrrr

0points

Tuttifrutti 2 years ago

This is always the case unfortunately

0points

Joseph Brzezinski 2 years ago

This one seems fake...

0points

Veronica Connelly 2 years ago

Hypocrite.

0points

Susanne Bækvig 2 years ago

What made you think, that she could?

0points

Wednesday 2 years ago

So... she doesn't want to ruin her precious life by having a baby? Hmmm.

0points

Caroline Driver 2 years ago

Would just love to see this stick, except that it would be the baby that suffered. Selfish maternal parent fornicating female dog.

0points

Laura Capshaw 2 years ago

Hahahahahaha! Karma, darlin.

0points

Elaine Mattingly 2 years ago

I'm grateful she isn't my mother.

0points

Shelley Dawson 2 years ago

I love to see hypocrisy exposed in this manner.

0points

Wistiti 2 years ago

She's all hot air. Just full of gas.

0points

Daan Achmad 2 years ago

When will people realise that being pro-birth does not guarantee your respect for life in general?

0points

bob bruce 2 years ago

Just a few more clues and she might actually get it.

0points

Marissa Taylor 2 years ago

wow can we say entitled? "anti aportion is fine long as i'm not resposible

0points

Texaspoontappa 2 years ago

Thats nothing you should read the posts for the pro abortion loonies. some of them are proud to have had over 30 abortions. Its like wow... dont they have a name for women like you that sleep around?? LMAO. the hypocrisy is real. But my body my choice right??

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Wayne Gossman 2 years ago

Of course you can make this stuff up! I researched this woman’s Facebook pages. She is clearly anti abortion and people will have strong feelings about this. But I found a lot of other things. I found lots of posts where she was raising support for women giving birth in difficult situations, advocating for improved prenatal health care, advocating for better treatment of children crossing borders, advocating for improved support for women with medical complications of difficult pregnancies and difficult abortions. I saw no support for any form of racism or negative attitudes towards women. I saw no support for Trump.

-1point

Oopsydaisy 2 years ago

That can't be real. No-one could be that stupid.

-2points

Abigail Hill 2 years ago

People like this make me sick. I'm pro life and this is horrible. We should be working to prevent unwanted pregnancies before they happen and improving the fostering and adoption system. People who say they're pro life and then turn around and spew garbage like this are disgusting.

-2points

Gary Rhodes 2 years ago

Sluts, keep your legs clamped shut.

-3points

Karen Klinck Klinck 1 year ago

And you keep it in your pants. Takes 2 to make a zygote!

0points

backatya 2 years ago

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Karen Klinck Klinck 1 year ago

How about daddy dearest? She didn't do it on her own! But somehow people like you never shame the male.

0points

Chuck daniels 2 years ago

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Jessica Haag 2 years ago

No one thinks the child should be dead geezus man

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Jace 2 years ago

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

Abortion is not murder and it will never be. No matter how many times you say it. Not all of us are as easily brainwashed as weak minded people like you.

16points

abby smink 2 years ago

It is, but it's also not what we're talking about here.

10points

ZAPanda 2 years ago

Define murder Ryan. Is it (a) the killing of a human, or (b) the killing of a sentient being or (c) the killing of any animal/vertebrate...? Because depending on your definition, you might well be wrong OR a hypocrite for eating anything other than vegan... so. Think a bit further.

6points

#29

Cops Pepper Sprayed Their Own Senator Without Realizing He's An Authority Figure

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Brendan Roberts 2 years ago

Black man = immediate threat.

409points

#30

For Me It Feels Weird To See 6:00 Instead Of 18:00

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Shelp 2 years ago

I am beginning to think that Americans are just that weird kid in school that does everything differently just to gain some attention. I mean, not using ''military time'', the way they say the dates, miles and pounds, not using A4, etc...

240points

#31

How Can People Break-Up For Such Stupid Reasons!

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Aran Lindvail 2 years ago

"Risk ginger grandchildren" - wtf. But a boyfriend who dumps his woman on command of his mom is a bullet dodged, no matter what.

646points

#32

Having A Functioning Circulatory System

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

No, perverts are criticizing women for not having the photoshop boobs they usually jerk off to.

358points

#33

Hospital Bill

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Susie Elle 2 years ago

Average European who is debt-free: "Dang, he got us there."

224points

#34

Sorry Buddy, It's Not Christmas Yet

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Kiki 2 years ago

"Me, me, me"....

250points

#35

It's A Great Time To Be A White Debt Collector

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

Klepper's segments are hilarious

189points

#36

It Is Pride Month

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Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

So... If I want a sweet caring man, does that make me straight?

284points

#37

Slayed

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S. 2 years ago

And social media.

227points

#38

“If Masks Were Necessary We Would Have Evolved One By Now”

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Otter 2 years ago

Sometimes in biological terms, "survival" means getting the unfit out of the gene pool. We're seeing that happen right now, in real time!

219points

#39

But Nasa Uses The

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C. Wade 2 years ago

Ah, anybody remember in 1998 when the Mars Climate Orbiter worth 200 million dollars crashed into Mars because one of the two American teams working on that project used metric and the other one imperial? Imperial system, Fahrenheit, MM/DD/YYYY - time to retire those.

220points

#40

Antivax Logic

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Julius Dias 2 years ago

It dissapeared along a third of europe

182points

#41

Ya

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Helenium 2 years ago

my parents would rather die than help me with their hundreds of thousands of pounds they have

116points

#42

The State Of The World

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Otter 2 years ago

Most people make decisions unconsciously, because of feelings or bias or whatever is floating around in the depths of the brain... and then they look around for facts to validate a decision that's already been made without benefit of facts. This is why sane people make decisions that seem irrational, and it's also why the Universal Basic Intelligence Test is seeing whether a person will change their mind about something when provided with information that proves a previous decision or opinion wrong. Intelligent people change their minds according to the best information available, stupid people cling to stupid decisions.

138points

#43

Technically The Truth

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KJ 2 years ago

You need to headbutt the wall a couple dozen times to get to the same mentality as these people, then it might make sense.

190points

#44

High Iq Destruction

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Demi Zwaan 2 years ago

I know plenty of people who didn't learn a language, didn't read a poem and didn't memorize a fun fact ánd have no muscles to show for it.

266points

#45

Not A True Catholic!

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C. Wade 2 years ago

I'm not even religious and I agree with Drew Livingstone.

278points

#46

It-It's Almost As If Services Become Easier With A Modernized World? And That Baby Boomers Laughing That Millennials Can't Use A Rotary Phone Is-Pathetic?

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C. Wade 2 years ago

Baby boomers have pathetic technology skills compared to millennials. Your dad fixes your car so you fix his computer. It's a fair trade if you ask me. You can't know everything.

256points

#47

What If We Made An App That Would Endanger Lots Of Women?

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

Thats just creepy

301points

#48

Apparently There’s Something Wrong With Using A Stock Photo

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J. F. 2 years ago (edited)

I mean he's not wrong with them being a joke, but this shark picture isn't the reason

122points

#49

Ah Yes, Chemistry

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troufaki13 2 years ago

She has exploding, vagina-smelling candles. And people buy them. People are stupider than I thought...

255points

#50

Yoga>homeless People

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282points

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Kiki 2 years ago

Yoga classes makes money, homeless don't, that's why! That's so sad and infuriating!!

198points

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#51

Such A Dumba**s

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105points

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Labellesouris 2 years ago

Why the hell would you let him do that? If you loved him, you'd be helping him decide which scholarship was the best one! Then life for the two of you could be so much better!

71points

#52

Ironic Idiots

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

Do you know how many pieces of Trump Trash I have had tell me to go back to my own country, even after I explained I am Native American? These people are literally the dregs of humanity.

92points

#53

Logic

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Ti Al 2 years ago

Well, technically everyone can walk on water. It's a question of the aggregate state.

44points

#54

Japanese Woman Is Accused Of Appropriating Her Own Culture

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jammer 2 years ago

Burn with a cute smile!

49points

#55

Woah What Observation

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94points

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Aroace tiger (she/they/he) 2 years ago

I always have my phone like that

39points

#56

An Interesting Title

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93points

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MikeWheelerFan 2 years ago

I think there was some weed involved here

39points

#57

When Us Healthcare Is F***ed

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90points

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The only Plueschopossum 2 years ago

Wee-yoo wagon... :D

58points

#58

Why

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S. 2 years ago

Cause diamonds seem pretty damn useless.

50points

#59

Wow, A Train That Runs Without Tracks!

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Laura Jackson 2 years ago

I like bendy bus better than trackless train!

43points

#60

Lmao

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Monday 2 years ago

I would love to know how he realized he wasn't. Was it the sound of his own crying? Did someone else walk in?

39points

#61

Yeah Sure

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87points

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Julius Dias 2 years ago

Because marriage is a scientific ritual in which the girl goes into the thimbidilywhatsit and has her genetic code altered.

57points

#62

I Can't Stop Laughing At This. I Have No Words

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J. F. 2 years ago

I would have added that they shouldn't turn the gas on right now

41points

#63

This Is Bloody Awful Really

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HalfFinnishedAustralian 2 years ago

To all other commenters, I have a cat who I put outside, but on a leash. It's really much better than just letting them everywhere.

16points

#64

They Really Have Gotten To Us

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

It's too bad a really small but loud minority has managed to offend the majority of this country.

39points

#65

One Person Still Counts As "Somebody"

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Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

Workers are not real people, right? They are just things that exist to serve you then they stop existing when you are not looking, right? /s

34points

#66

Deep Showerthought

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Lucus Adams 2 years ago

If you like bored panda but not social media, it means you like sarcastic people but not people

108points

#67

Incredible

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Aussie Atheist 2 years ago

We have school uniforms here. Private and all public schools. It's great because all the students don't have to worry about what to wear, fashion etc Poor and rich kids all look the same.

24points

#68

The Wrong People Have Money

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Cvt Fsn HeadtoHeels 2 years ago

Hate that I have to defend a Kar-Jenner, but it wasn't her makeup artist. It was someone she heard off from her own make up artist and not someone she had actually met or worked with. Kylie donated an amount to make that person reach their desired goal, which happened to be 5k. Then she shared the donation link, after the goal was already hit. And she got called out for that because people don't really have the patience to read a sentence or two.

37points

#69

Uber Eats Super Bowl Ad For “Eat Local” Does More Harm Than Good

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75points

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 2 years ago

I really like the way this guy thinks. B

26points

#70

Trash TV

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Rick 2 years ago

LMAO is this available online? I’d love to see it.

39points

#71

Ed Solomon Is The Person Who Wrote Men In Black

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Shelp 2 years ago

For those wondering: Ed Solomon wrote Men in Black

43points

#72

Something Seems Odd

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75points

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Buren 2 years ago

Oh my

32points

#73

Don't Have A Cashapp

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73points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago (edited)

we've been able to send money *electronically* and *at an ATM* between bank accounts between different banks in south africa since 1990 at the very least, that's the first time I remember doing it. So... yeah. "advanced civilisation".

31points

#74

Yeah, Sounds About Right

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71points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

And there are a lot of "financial geniuses" who "debunked" this. But we get it, if you rent and you get unemployed, you get evicted and homeless and there's no hassle for the banks. But imagine getting unemployed with a mortgage to pay. The bank will have to foreclose your mortgage, they might even lose some money on your mortgage, which they will have to recoup by pestering and annoying you for the rest of your life.

10points

#75

Fired 200 Rounds !

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69points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago (edited)

well in a country where shops are more valuable than black lives, where carrying a gun to defend yourself at all costs under all circumstances is common, where you have had 350 or so school shootings since 2000, where health insurance is not affordable or effective and/or medical care can bankrupt you, where you regularly go to war and have in the last 20 years killed nearly a million civilians in other countries, where you have the death penalty, .... we should NOT be surprised that the right to life is lower value than some jewelry.

36points

#76

Yikes

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68points

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phil bishop 2 years ago

Cus she's an artist...

22points

#77

A Man Dying Of Old Age....very Dangerous And Unexpected

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67points

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

I hate myself for laughing at this.

51points

#78

Wut?

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66points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

this will trigger some people because they believe there's no such thing as extreme weather due to climate change... ?

29points

#79

It's Al-Gebra, Not Al-Qaeda

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66points

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

If they don't recognize math, it's definitely a conservative.

44points

#80

Accidentally Left Wing

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63points

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

B b b but he wants to do that too....

59points

#81

Nothing More To Say

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J. F. 2 years ago (edited)

Not correct for Germany though, we pay 5 - 10€, the rest is usually covered by insurance

10points

#82

What Was He Expecting?

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62points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago (edited)

I once gave some money to a guy after he interviewed me for a job. He looked surprised and asked me why. I told him that I never had so much fun so it was only right that I pay the clown.

23points

#83

This Teacher Thinks Is The Same To Teach In 2020

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S. 2 years ago

Also, you can't focus on class if you're dehydrated and your brain is constantly signalling for you to get water.

38points

#84

Disgusting

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61points

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Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

Yep. That's called "old people always making up excuses to be mad at everyone else"

25points

#85

Playing "Hard To Get"

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60points

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BlackestDawn 2 years ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

71points

#86

This Would Be Funnier If It Wasn’t So Dangerous

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59points

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Buren 2 years ago

Wait you meant like the dome in the Simpsons?? And God can't do anything about it?? Bahahaha, wait, you are not joking

40points

#87

Help My Infant Is Gay Bc He Likes Colours

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59points

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Helen Haley 2 years ago

Dump the whole man.

101points

#88

"But Thats Soshulism"

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57points

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WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago

How dare you counter idiotic political statements with facts? Next you'll be telling me that only women can decide about what happens in their womb. You filthy socialised leftist. [Sarcasm: Off]

26points

#89

America In One Picture

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55points

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S. 2 years ago

Damned if you did, damned if you don't. Laura Browder could've made better choices, sure, but she was desperate to get that job because otherwise she and her kids would've gotten kicked out and become homeless. And we know how much the USA loves homeless people. Regardless, she didn't deserve to be thrown into jail like that. I can't imagine how her kids must've felt to see their mum in that state. Most of all, it may have ruined her chance to get a job and provide an honest living for her and her children :(

40points

#90

I Had To Teach A Historical Geology Class Because The Geologist Who Was Supposed To Teach Is Was A Young Earth Creationist

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54points

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S. 2 years ago

Is it me or did they seriously try to blur Will Smith's face? LMAO

47points

#91

When You Believe Politicians Over Doctors

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53points

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Julius Dias 2 years ago

Ooops the machine had an electrical fire🙃

36points

#92

Why The Hell Would You Do This

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53points

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Otter 2 years ago

I work for a hospital, in a COVID ICU. They're cutting support personnel, they're cutting supply chains, they're failing to provide needed equipment. Because the lack of support is making this such a shitty place to work, nurses are leaving in droves and they're having to pay the new hires much higher salaries to stay staffed. And of course, the one thing they're *not* cutting is executive salaries.

45points

#93

Wow Calling A Homelessman An Animal

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53points

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Julius Dias 2 years ago

America!!!

29points

#94

Just Pay Your Student Loan

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53points

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Julius Dias 2 years ago

Just gunna tack on a few zeros for ya

29points

#95

They're Too Stupid For Mars

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50points

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Luther von Wolfen 2 years ago

NASA isn't the bad guy, but this still adds up to the USA could help poor people without much trouble.

25points

#96

It's A Funny Facepalm Though

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48points

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René Studer 2 years ago

Let me guess: even if she got a real Koala, she didn’t prepare and research to handle or feed the animal whatsoever, I‘m I correct?

35points

#97

Wow Sooo Brave

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47points

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Buren 2 years ago

Yah, eating is bravery. I am f*****g fearless

55points

#98

I'm Stuck On That Too

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46points

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Otter 2 years ago

Burger King would have people begging for jobs at every location, if they paid enough to live on.

30points

#99

To Be Fair, It Is Family Guy

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45points

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Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

A totally forgivable mistake.

33points

#100

You Have To Remove The Protective Coating.... Please Can Someone Shut Down The Internet

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45points

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Cvt Fsn HeadtoHeels 2 years ago

This is so common. Where I'm from, they give us the disposable face shields for air travel. My mom travelled alone and then complained to me that it was hard to see out of. I peeled off the plastic in front of her and she as like "ohhh." And so the next time I travelled by air, I noticed a majority of people at my gate, wearing those shields without removing the plastic film. So I made a big show of struggling to remove mine and a few noticed and started removing theirs. It spread around.

30points

#101

Worst Customer Ever

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44points

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KJ 2 years ago

What an arsehole the customer is.

48points

#102

Came Home To A Newly Laid Concrete Driveway. I Did Not Order A Concrete Driveway Nor Any Other Type Of Driveway. When The Person That Laid It Came Back To See If I Was Happy With The Job, He Realised It Was The Wrong Address. I Now Have A Free Concrete Driveway

Came Home To A Newly Laid Concrete Driveway. I Did Not Order A Concrete Driveway Nor Any Other Type Of Driveway. When The Person That Laid It Came Back To See If I Was Happy With The Job, He Realised It Was The Wrong Address. I Now Have A Free Concrete Driveway

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43points

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Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

Sometimes it also happens with demolition... And that's slightly less funny.

35points

#103

A Reason Why Youtube Ads Are A Problem

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43points

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jammer 2 years ago

If you haven’t prepped with basic first aid skills, maybe call 911 instead of looking at youtube?

30points

#104

As Someone Previously Living In Their Car This Is Accurate

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43points

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Otter 2 years ago

I've been prosperous and I've been poor, I've lived in a huge house and a 200' studio. Nothing is better for a person's well-being than a home, however humble, where you can just shut the door, relax, and be yourself. That place will do.

54points

#105

Throwback To When The White House Secretary Posted His Password Publicly 2 Days In A Row

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43points

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Clare C 2 years ago

No I think your wrong, the 25th Jan was him copying the dial up tone.

22points

#106

I Understand The Need For This (I Really Really Do) But This Sucks So Much

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42points

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ZAPanda 2 years ago

kachow! slapped right from school into the salt mines of the office cubicle baby.

19points

#107

Pray For Me!

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41points

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

No amount of prayer can fix ignorance.

51points

#108

Look At The Confused Face Of Kim!

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41points

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

So glad this idiot isn't around to embarrass our country anymore although he keeps finding new ways every day. What's gonna be really bad as when they find out he's been a spy the entire time.

9points

#109

No Words

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41points

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J. F. 2 years ago

Is it awkward that most of the people not living in the US would also notice this?

41points

#110

Apparently Europe Has No Food And No "Tech"

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41points

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KJ 2 years ago

Guess who hasn't visited Europe.

65points

#111

Did My Job Boss

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41points

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Julius Dias 2 years ago

Well i mean

22points

#112

Lights Are On But Nobody Home

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41points

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The only Plueschopossum 2 years ago

You forgot to censor the 2nd "ass"... That makes your censorship even more ridiculous.

48points

#113

Christmas Eve Service After Their Drummer Recently Died From Covid

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41points

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HaitianPlanner Chic 2 years ago

😬

17points

#114

“All Apps Are Addictive!”

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39points

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S. 2 years ago

Where's the one for BoredPanda? 🐼😝

52points

#115

Woman On American Airlines Plane Duct-Taped To Her Seat After She Tried To Open The Door Mid-Flight

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39points

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Nunya Business 2 years ago

Thank God for duct tape.

44points

#116

Picasso Was Alive When Snoop Dogg Was Born

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38points

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Julius Dias 2 years ago

Tbh i did too.

52points

#117

The USPS Is Not A Business

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C. Wade 2 years ago (edited)

The military absolutely loses a sh*t-ton of money every year. I wish innocent people didn't have to die because some rich c*nts are having some pissing contest.

32points

#118

Happens To Everyone

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36points

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Mart Se 2 years ago

We've all had these dumb moments. I once took the train to get home from work. Only to realize that i came to work with my own car

2points

#119

This Is Bob

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36points

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Tina Hugh 2 years ago (edited)

To be fair, if he already had an N95 mask (that you use for woodworking, gardening, whatever), it's okay to wear it. And there were arguments for leaving the economy open. The shutdown has hurt a lot of people; reasonable minds can disagree. At this point, if a Republican simply does not advocate the violent overthrow of our government, I'm counting it as a win

18points