Ha ha ha!!!

the great papyrus

I want to see animals that will scare your child!

I think zoos should adopt an "enter at your own risk" policy. If you (or your kid) are dumb enough to enter an enclosure, you deserve to be removed from the gene pool.

i don't fear the rebirth. i fear the process who come before

Well maybe you know...just...leave them in the wild unless you're making sure the species doesn't go extinct...you know..it's their home...

I don't think I want to hear THIS story

The irony.

According how much bird poop I have, I think a half a hour. And there were three birds in the tree near me.

If you feed them 'enough protein' then there shouldn't be anything to worry about,......right? ;D

Oh noo hahahahahah that's so bad but so funnyyy XD

What did you do professor x?

Organic parfume :)

So basically the oceans are just fish pee, shark tears and poop?

unless the person is Harry, i suggest to run!

Important note: DO NOT try to feed a wild kangaroo. They break bones.

Now I'm jealous

I'd think they'd find little kids nice and soft and tender....You're right. It might make them fat.

This brings to mind when my dad got hit by a frozen iguana falling from a tree (long story)

Dang it

It may get stuck in their throats

Caaarrrll. That kills people.

:)

Lovely

Gotta love London Zoo

"i'm sexy and i know it...."

i know that that's not what they meant but...

Great advice in murica

Donald trump should be part of the left exhibit.

Can't argue with that logic.

You're in danger = urine danger... someone back me up here!

I'm sure this is about a lion statue

it's so sad that they have to post this. parents should know better.

I think this Chinese zoo is asking the visitors to be civilised by peeing into the urinal.

I wonder what they'll make...

No give food! Monkey! It all depends on how you punctuate this, are they calling us monkeys? Hmm...

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Must be really tall ceilings in that restroom.

The B ears sounds like and interesting animal. Unh ealthy must be a special type of medical condition lol.

How is this funny? They are asking not to put children (even this big) on your shoulders. Makes sense.

That "etc." is so scaring

Keepers skydive into the area, watch above!

A very unfortunate name choice.