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Astrology is easy to dismiss as quackery, I mean come on, how can celestial objects and some zodiac signs have the slightest influence on a person's destiny?

The concept was born over 2300 years ago when the ancient Babylonians came up with the idea that the gods lived among the stars, and were able to manipulate humans' personalities to suit their wishes and whimsies. So they divided the night sky into 12 separate pieces, which we now know as the zodiac ar horoscope signs, and which, according to some polls, almost a quarter of Americans still take seriously today. And that, of course, is an excellent fuel for some horoscope memes.

But why? Well, when you read something that validates your beliefs or needs, it can be tempting to legitimize it. For most of us, it's just a little fun that can bring some positivity and confidence in our lives. There are those, however, who take it way too seriously. These zodiac memes, collected by Bored Panda, are for those who should maybe take their heads out of the sky, and come back down to Earth with a laugh!

Scroll down below to check the funny horoscopes and the best memes considering it out for yourself, and don't forget to vote for your favorites!

#1

Don't Blame The Zodiac Signs, Susan

Don't Blame The Zodiac Signs, Susan

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Hans
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Probably we merely need a better zodiac circle. "B***h, A*hole, Egoist, Narcist, ..."

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Always In A Hurry

Always In A Hurry

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Accurate Horoscopes

Accurate Horoscopes

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Enuya
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wel, that is how it works. Writing a few generalizations is quite a simple task - people find statements matching them, so they believe it. "You can make difficult decisions, but sometimes you are hesitant. You love your family and friends, but sometimes you find it difficult to understand them." Blah blah blah. It suits, literally, everybody - and that is a point.

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#7

A Clairvoyant Wrote It

A Clairvoyant Wrote It

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Ladies and Gentlemen
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Perfect! I love how people find these old paintings and fit them so wonderfully into such epic scenarios!

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Funny Zodiac Memes

Funny Zodiac Memes

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David Viesta
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

For those who might wonder, this picture depicts the exact reaction former president Obama had when he went to the White House after Trump's election, also complemented by his short mental dialogue: 'Well, time to compliment my successor." *sees Trump* "You know what? F*** it, I'm out."

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#10

Not A Good Match

Not A Good Match

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Pamela24
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've been told that by someone else actually. My boyfriend and I had been together for just a few months at that time and a girl that knew both of us for some reason had to tell me (she changed the subject just to do that) that she knows it's not gonna last because he's a Virgo and I'm Pisces. At the time the relationship wasn't in its best shape so it actually hurt... Four years later and we seem to be doing quite well. Like...I'm not saying we might never break up but it will be our own choice/fault/action not because of our birth date.

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#11

Biased Astrology Posts

Biased Astrology Posts

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Multiple Personalities

Multiple Personalities

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Ice Cream Flavor Suitability Is Important

Ice Cream Flavor Suitability Is Important

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Behavior Justification

Behavior Justification

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Kaisu Rei
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When people try to excuse their abusive behaviour because of their zodiac sign

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#19

It Goes According To The Stars

It Goes According To The Stars

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#20

They Know

They Know

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#21

Mercury Retrograde

Mercury Retrograde

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Choosing Your Destiny

Choosing Your Destiny

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The Mother Of All

The Mother Of All

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Chris Rü
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Jungfrau Sophia, die himmlische und irdische Frau, die Mutter aller...." (written in old-German writing), cannot read last word), translates to "Virgin Sophia, the heavenly and earthly woman, Mother of all..."

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