Awwww

I laughed! 🤣

True story...

OOOOOOOOOOH

Ok, where did BP get this pic of me?!? 🤔

The one dandelion that grew happy last summer in the gutter above our laundry room wins

It does say in the bible that people shouldn't eat shrimp. I have no idea why.

Oranges or Lemons do

*but if you don't make everyone you know watch it first day, we'll cancel it

This is genius.

I've got a knife doing just that right now. Might want another piece of toast and marmalade.

The vegabubble kind

Worse when you wear glasses lol

Evolution of Bored Panda. (1) Ads on side panels (2) Ads in- between posts (3) Ads disguised as a post (4) Ads everywhere unless you are a prime member (5) coming soon - Ads disguised as user comments

Mine has perfected sleeping with one eye open for this very purpose, lol.

This is making my nose itch just looking at it.

Artists and media managers were non-essential? Then where did all of those COVID-19 informational commercials, PSAs, brochures, websites, posters, etc. come from?

And ruminating on it for days after

Option two is they show gameplay in the ad that doesn't resemble anything like the actual game. Bonus points if the ad mentions how some games do that but not us

i wonder if it's only a game or they really sell carp and compensate with jokes, like others.

If they returned it, isn't it technically just "borrowing".

Also team building exercises.

Do it anyway. They deserve it for saying that!

Does it ever feel different? 37 years old and still feels like this

Sometimes blue curtains are just blue curtains

"Oh I haven't played in FOREVER" proceeds to whoop your a s s in five different languages

Or make it affordable so you don't need to take out loans

Fake or not, at least the landlord knows rats can be pets! Though, uh, rats usually wouldn’t be in the bathroom unless you’re running a hot shower (rats NOT in the shower) for them so the steam helps with any respiratory issues.

Do they color the places they have visited?

But can you play hot cross buns on a recorder?

Bob the tomato!

The gorilla also doesn't pay to live on this earth

English is not my native language, so at first I liked the melody, then I saw the lyrics. Pretty disturbing.

I was blasting the song by 3TEETH in my car when my son got in. He said "oh, listening to school shooter song are we". After that I checked back on the story. Yikes!

I heard it on the radio in a bus. The singer is too quiet, I struggled to hear any words to later Google them. The lyrics were not what I expected.

RAAHHHHHHH🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

That whole album was pretty great though. I particularly like Helena Beat and Houdini.

I had no idea what it was about until I was like 13 and heard "gun" and "bullet"

Doggo: put some meat on those bones!

I know this is absolutely not what I am supposed to feel, but I see that picture, and think if I had my phone with books on it to read, and could close the door and fit in there, it seems like heaven.

Inland Revenue UK tax people sent me a rebate cheque. No idea why, wasn't expecting anything as had been on PAYE (pay as you earn) for years. Couple of weeks later another letter. Mistake we want our money back. Bunch of incompetents.

On point.

Awww...it's a sad job market in the world....

I know it's their job to ask and hopefully get a good tip. But yea it can be a nuisance sometimes.

The grace of these people is what gets me through life. I need that some days, y’all.

I had to lift that exact model onto one of those swivel wall mounts, it was such a Hassel to get it up there i just left it when we sold the house

This is exactly why I don't watch competition shows anymore. Everyone's life has trauma, I don't care about yours, just sing or dance or do whatever your talent is and get off the stage.

Why is this so true?