Awwww

I laughed! 🤣

True story...

OOOOOOOOOOH

Ok, where did BP get this pic of me?!? 🤔

The one dandelion that grew happy last summer in the gutter above our laundry room wins

Oranges or Lemons do

It does say in the bible that people shouldn't eat shrimp. I have no idea why.

*but if you don't make everyone you know watch it first day, we'll cancel it

This is genius.

I've got a knife doing just that right now. Might want another piece of toast and marmalade.

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The vegabubble kind

This is making my nose itch just looking at it.

Artists and media managers were non-essential? Then where did all of those COVID-19 informational commercials, PSAs, brochures, websites, posters, etc. come from?

This is a lousy measure. Artists of all kinds (from music to cake) are essential to the human soul.

Plumbers are inherently more essential than cleaners. We can clean it ourselves, but how willing are we to revert back to mucking out outhouses?

Cook, baker, anything to do with food? Farmer, butcĥer..

I work for an accounting firm (admin). We were deemed essential (?) and had to carry a letter in case we were stopped for traveling to and from work stating we were considered an essential worker.

The higher conceptual thinking that the ability to make art represents is key to our identity as a species. But yeah I guess the leap to modern human behaviour and all it brought was non-essential.

We don't need telemarketers AT ALL !!

DEI office should be at the very top.

I feel like "influencer" should be number 1 waste of time...

Art makes life worth living but it isn't essential. The starving artist will get another job to feed themselves.

Yes but the real power move is combining jobs. A doctor can't clean restrooms while doing a prostrate exam but a telemarketer can draw things while wearing a phone headset. /J

Mine has perfected sleeping with one eye open for this very purpose, lol.

Worse when you wear glasses lol

And ruminating on it for days after

i wonder if it's only a game or they really sell carp and compensate with jokes, like others.

Option two is they show gameplay in the ad that doesn't resemble anything like the actual game. Bonus points if the ad mentions how some games do that but not us

If they returned it, isn't it technically just "borrowing".

Also team building exercises.

Do it anyway. They deserve it for saying that!

Does it ever feel different? 37 years old and still feels like this

Sometimes blue curtains are just blue curtains

Or make it affordable so you don't need to take out loans

Fake or not, at least the landlord knows rats can be pets! Though, uh, rats usually wouldn’t be in the bathroom unless you’re running a hot shower (rats NOT in the shower) for them so the steam helps with any respiratory issues.

Bob the tomato!

The gorilla also doesn't pay to live on this earth

But can you play hot cross buns on a recorder?

"Oh I haven't played in FOREVER" proceeds to whoop your a s s in five different languages

Do they color the places they have visited?

Doggo: put some meat on those bones!

English is not my native language, so at first I liked the melody, then I saw the lyrics. Pretty disturbing.

Awww...it's a sad job market in the world....

I know this is absolutely not what I am supposed to feel, but I see that picture, and think if I had my phone with books on it to read, and could close the door and fit in there, it seems like heaven.

I know it's their job to ask and hopefully get a good tip. But yea it can be a nuisance sometimes.

Inland Revenue UK tax people sent me a rebate cheque. No idea why, wasn't expecting anything as had been on PAYE (pay as you earn) for years. Couple of weeks later another letter. Mistake we want our money back. Bunch of incompetents.

On point.

The grace of these people is what gets me through life. I need that some days, y’all.

I had to lift that exact model onto one of those swivel wall mounts, it was such a Hassel to get it up there i just left it when we sold the house

Yeah, but when they turn, THAT reeks.

Why is this so true?