Awwww

I laughed! 🤣

True story...

OOOOOOOOOOH

Ok, where did BP get this pic of me?!? 🤔

The one dandelion that grew happy last summer in the gutter above our laundry room wins

Oranges or Lemons do

*but if you don't make everyone you know watch it first day, we'll cancel it

It does say in the bible that people shouldn't eat shrimp. I have no idea why.

This is genius.

I've got a knife doing just that right now. Might want another piece of toast and marmalade.

The vegabubble kind

Evolution of Bored Panda. (1) Ads on side panels (2) Ads in- between posts (3) Ads disguised as a post (4) Ads everywhere unless you are a prime member (5) coming soon - Ads disguised as user comments

Mine has perfected sleeping with one eye open for this very purpose, lol.

Worse when you wear glasses lol

This is making my nose itch just looking at it.

Artists and media managers were non-essential? Then where did all of those COVID-19 informational commercials, PSAs, brochures, websites, posters, etc. come from?

And ruminating on it for days after

i wonder if it's only a game or they really sell carp and compensate with jokes, like others.

If they returned it, isn't it technically just "borrowing".

Option two is they show gameplay in the ad that doesn't resemble anything like the actual game. Bonus points if the ad mentions how some games do that but not us

Also team building exercises.

I think Spiders should go on top of Dark and then spiders in the Dark should go just below Dark!

The idea of Trump becoming dictator... *shudder*

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Trump

"Say three interesting things about yourself" "Number One: I'm terrible at following instructions".

"Are you sure you want to create a new partition on this disk? Creating a partition may affect existing data on the disk. Make sure you have backed up any important data before proceeding." Instant panic...

Yes!

Being called in in History class when you haven't got a clue.

Do it anyway. They deserve it for saying that!

Does it ever feel different? 37 years old and still feels like this

Sometimes blue curtains are just blue curtains

Or make it affordable so you don't need to take out loans

Fake or not, at least the landlord knows rats can be pets! Though, uh, rats usually wouldn’t be in the bathroom unless you’re running a hot shower (rats NOT in the shower) for them so the steam helps with any respiratory issues.

Bob the tomato!

"Oh I haven't played in FOREVER" proceeds to whoop your a s s in five different languages

But can you play hot cross buns on a recorder?

The gorilla also doesn't pay to live on this earth

Do they color the places they have visited?

Doggo: put some meat on those bones!

English is not my native language, so at first I liked the melody, then I saw the lyrics. Pretty disturbing.

Inland Revenue UK tax people sent me a rebate cheque. No idea why, wasn't expecting anything as had been on PAYE (pay as you earn) for years. Couple of weeks later another letter. Mistake we want our money back. Bunch of incompetents.

I know this is absolutely not what I am supposed to feel, but I see that picture, and think if I had my phone with books on it to read, and could close the door and fit in there, it seems like heaven.

Awww...it's a sad job market in the world....

On point.

I know it's their job to ask and hopefully get a good tip. But yea it can be a nuisance sometimes.

The grace of these people is what gets me through life. I need that some days, y’all.