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#2

Needed Some Blinds For Our Dark Room At Work The Guy Came To Measure The Window And Assured Us It Would Be 'Completely Dark' This Is What They Installed

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193points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago

Was the blind guy a blind guy?

294points

#3

The Irony Of Setting Up This Sign

Final score:

192points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago

Silly typo, it is meant to say thighs.

99points

#4

I Fixed It Myself

Final score:

192points

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Half eaten lemming 6 months ago

The one with the corner ripped off annoys me more :/

85points

#5

Ah Yes, The Classic Mary Shelley Written By Frankenstein

Final score:

191points

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Multa Nocte 6 months ago

So the doctor wrote a book as well as reanimating a corpse?

86points

#6

They Changed Arthur's Nose

Final score:

189points

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BoredPossum 6 months ago

The first one is an anteater and the second one a nerd.

101points

#7

Something Tells Me This Will Not Help My Stomach

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172points

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago

I mean, if you have an upset stomach and you REMOVE your stomach, you'll get some relief? o_O;

109points

#8

Sounds Like A Blast

Final score:

171points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago

Can I crowdsurf on my fellow pandas? I want to test something....

110points

Stardust she/her 6 months ago

Oh god please no

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Auntriarch 6 months ago

*grabs umbrella*

29points

Sue Denham 6 months ago

Nathaniel! Behave yourself there!

22points

LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago

Has it been too long since you were last ejaculated? :O

21points

Clown fish 6 months ago

Nathaniel I beg you please don't

13points

MaximumKarmaSaint 6 months ago

Your request has been declined.

12points

ConstantlyJon 6 months ago

aaaaaand now I need to shower..

8points

Chewie Baron 6 months ago

Yes please!

8points

Stormy accepts you (She/They) 6 months ago

You know what? I’m a lesbian, but, sure, why not. Mama needs herself a good show. Just make it worth it, darling.

4points

Fraxinus excelsior 6 months ago

Ask nicely Nathaniel, you may be surprised. ☺

4points

Kare Deter 6 months ago

Go for it! I'll try anything once. *Almost anything* I didn't need you guys coming up with weird ideas 😂

3points

Display Name 6 months ago

just be ready immediately!

2points

Jan Mc 6 months ago

I'm into it 😬🤣

1point

PrettyJoyBird 6 months ago

U sir, have been ejacted.

1point

Kevinඞ 6 months ago

Naurrrr

0points

Fraxinus excelsior 6 months ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Lia Nexus 6 months ago

no

0points

Nnaemekalum 6 months ago

Don't threaten me with a good time.

10points

J J 6 months ago

They can do it immediately? Mine takes some time.

6points

Glen Ellyn 6 months ago

Message to inebriated sperm??

4points

Jayna Mooney 6 months ago

..... I can't 🤦‍♀️🤭

4points

ElfVibratorGlitter 6 months ago

Well that's straight to the point, huh?

4points

Robert T 6 months ago

All the crowdsurfers come on down!

4points

Angela C 6 months ago

Is that a threat or a promise?

2points

Jessica N 6 months ago

It's my favorite...a threat AND a promise!

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wayne whitson 6 months ago

DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME!!

1point

glowworm2 6 months ago

That moshpit is going to become a mushpit!

1point

nobody lol 6 months ago

oh bf help me crowdsurf then nut on me

0points

Carole Gleed 6 months ago

Sounds fun.

0points

nensi voj 6 months ago

....!!!i really do not understand any meaning of sentences ...

0points

Mike Rightmire 6 months ago

Is this...is this a deterrent...or...?

0points

Alex YW 6 months ago

Now that would be an accomplishment

0points

2DB 6 months ago

Promises, promises...

0points

Stannous Flouride 6 months ago

Easy go, easy cüm...

0points

Mr. Eckshun 6 months ago

Came for the fun of it.

0points

Harley Hottell 6 months ago

Darn all my plans are ruined 😕

0points

Xitxarel•lo Panda 6 months ago

Omg

0points

Rubber Ducky 6 months ago

This comment has been deleted.

0points

Bettye McKee 6 months ago

Where do we sign up? Asking for a friend.

0points

Simba 6 months ago

Oooh kinky

0points

Mike F 6 months ago

Goals

0points

I AM A LOLLY SNEK (she/her) 6 months ago

Commenting so the downvoted one wont show

0points

Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago (edited)

Why? Nothing wrong with the downvoted one. It is a joke.

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#9

Forget Something Here;)

Final score:

165points

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Michal Dolyniuk 6 months ago

Only worker of pure heart can take that showel and become a king of constitution site sort of...

168points

#10

Inana Jones And The Of Destiny

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161points

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Multa Nocte 6 months ago

This was the shorter version of the original.

100points

#11

Okay What Is I Am Looking At ???

Final score:

156points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago

Those Australians are weird.

138points

#12

It’s Made In Where Exactly?

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155points

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Dr Soong 6 months ago

The United States Of China, of course.

127points

#13

The Hole Is There For A Reason!

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152points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago

Is this a joke about my sex life?

149points

#14

🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ Somebodies House Down The Block

Final score:

150points

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Ελένη Κ. 6 months ago

I always wonder which was built first (i.e. the door or the stairs)

81points

#15

To Write Happy Birthday

Final score:

148points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago

Cool! I am multi lingual! I can read Spanish!

96points

#16

Great Retro Tiles Ruined

Final score:

145points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago

Does things like this make you twitch? No? Me neither.

63points

#17

The Barista At A Starbucks Messed Up My Lemonade Order

Final score:

139points

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Michael Largey 6 months ago

Urine for a surprise here, my friend.

15points

#18

Loading In Progress

Final score:

137points

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Half eaten lemming 6 months ago

Day 3 of blending in as a shipping container

100points

#19

Is Installing A Light Switch That Hard?

Final score:

129points

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago

NO. It says so itself!

119points

#20

Never Seen An Animal With The Name Milk Before

Final score:

126points

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Half eaten lemming 6 months ago

I had a milk once. We drank cow every morning.

129points

#21

Multi Trillion Dollar University And They Settled On This?

Final score:

125points

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Arthur Waite 6 months ago

Left door, right door. What'll you bet there's another one just like this, right down the street.

44points

#22

My Amazon Recs. I Don't Even Have A Baby

Final score:

124points

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Multa Nocte 6 months ago

The heck with the baby stuff. What do you usually buy such that a shopper would generate a Freddy Krueger glove as a suggestion?

105points

#23

Yes Reddit, The Similarities Are Striking

Final score:

122points

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago

Lurchers, as a sighthound crossbreed, ARE spindly-legged, but not spider-legged XD

52points

#24

Stand Left. And Right

Final score:

121points

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Liz Reid 6 months ago (edited)

Slide to the left, Slide to the right, Turn around,.....

128points

#25

I Think My Fortune Cookie Forgot How To Be A Fortune Cookie

Final score:

120points

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Liz Reid 6 months ago

You just need to go to the street of negotiable affection.

106points

#26

Always Fold Your Laundry Before Putting It In The Dryer

Final score:

118points

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Half eaten lemming 6 months ago

Is this a milk before cereal sort of thing?

49points

#27

We Paid Money For This?

Final score:

112points

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M O'Connell 6 months ago

This is what happens when you hire the cheapest guy.

44points

#28

Finally Built The Stairs

Final score:

111points

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Donkey boi 6 months ago

It's like a manual version of the escalator handrail moving faster/slower that the stairs...

42points

#29

How Do You Even Park?

Final score:

109points

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Half eaten lemming 6 months ago

Time for the banana mobile

96points

#30

Perhaps More Aptly Named: Unhappy Doughnuts

Final score:

109points

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Toujin C'Thlu 6 months ago

Meh donuts

161points

#31

Is This Supposed To Make People Separate The Things Cuz This Doesn´t Makes A Lot Of Sense

Final score:

107points

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Dr Soong 6 months ago

Bin is happy either way 😄

110points

#32

Then Why Even Buy The Tshirt

Final score:

106points

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Iampenny 6 months ago

Nothing to ssee here, just a couple of bike enthusiasts

156points

#33

How Does This Happen On A Burger

Final score:

103points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago

Can people have food dyslexia?

103points

#34

This Random Toilet In The Hall

Final score:

97points

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Multa Nocte 6 months ago

Now I see why Europeans complain about the gap in American bathroom doors.

74points

#35

I Wondered Why These Numbers Looked So Weird

Final score:

97points

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René Sauer 6 months ago

But it´s still kinda readable. Looks like the number 27 in extremely fancy.

84points

#36

If It Doesnt Fit, Cut It

Final score:

97points

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René Sauer 6 months ago

I am german, and I gotta ask: Who even are these people? P.S.: this question is rhetoric, I don´t actually care.

74points

#37

I Try To Give The USPS Some Credit But Wtf Is This?

Final score:

96points

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Nathaniel He/Him Cis-Het 6 months ago

"To me!" "To you!" How many people will get this reference?

70points

#38

Absolutely Not In English

Final score:

96points

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BoredPossum 6 months ago

Nope, it's Sir Bartholomew Cucumber-McCaerrbannough the Third.

79points

#39

The Accessible Toilet At My School Being Completely Inaccessible To Everyone

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89points

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Half eaten lemming 6 months ago

Toilet for endermen

48points

#40

So Close To Clever, But Not Quite

Final score:

88points

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Doctor Theopolis 6 months ago

In no way anywhere close to clever.

79points

#41

Dublin Jet Bridge Rips Door Off Of American Airlines Boeing 787-8

Final score:

84points

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General Anaesthesia 6 months ago

Boeing doors have stories to tell.

106points

#42

This Not Supposed To Go Here:)

Final score:

82points

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Half eaten lemming 6 months ago

“I want a balcony” “We have a balcony at home” The balcony:

49points

#43

Have To See This 3 Times A Day!

Final score:

81points

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Half eaten lemming 6 months ago

At least it’s the central one?

52points

#44

Parking Ticket Person Doesn’t Know What They’re Doing

Final score:

81points

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Toujin C'Thlu 6 months ago

Someone needs to pull them aside and explain what a car dealership is

65points

#45

Charge By The Mile

Final score:

80points

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Robert T 6 months ago

Looks like the end cap is missing on the gutter, so it's not going to matter!

59points

#46

My Teacher Printed The Video File On Paper

Final score:

78points

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Robert T 6 months ago

How many of you still tried to play it?

35points

#47

Street In Germany Be Like

Final score:

76points

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Sigh J 6 months ago

That road has seen things

49points

#48

How Did This Pass Qc

Final score:

75points

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LakotaWolf (she/her) 6 months ago

Oh, you sweet summer child, you think the company has a quality-control department? XD

59points

#49

Ok What Is The Code? How About Change It Up From Time To Time!!!

Final score:

72points

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Full Name 6 months ago

The passcode is actually 02343042234003243402420340232430. It's easy to remember because there are only 4 numbers.

7points

#50

The Replaced The Tiles In My Dorm Hallway. It’s Supposed To Be 3 Solid Blue Lines…

Final score:

62points

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LuckyL 6 months ago

How would it be three solid blue lines?

56points