Oh, someone 100% did that on purpose XD

Was the blind guy a blind guy?

Silly typo, it is meant to say thighs.

The one with the corner ripped off annoys me more :/

So the doctor wrote a book as well as reanimating a corpse?

The first one is an anteater and the second one a nerd.

I mean, if you have an upset stomach and you REMOVE your stomach, you'll get some relief? o_O;

Can I crowdsurf on my fellow pandas? I want to test something....

Only worker of pure heart can take that showel and become a king of constitution site sort of...

This was the shorter version of the original.

Those Australians are weird.

The United States Of China, of course.

Is this a joke about my sex life?

I always wonder which was built first (i.e. the door or the stairs)

Cool! I am multi lingual! I can read Spanish!

Does things like this make you twitch? No? Me neither.

Urine for a surprise here, my friend.

Day 3 of blending in as a shipping container

NO. It says so itself!

I had a milk once. We drank cow every morning.

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Left door, right door. What'll you bet there's another one just like this, right down the street.

The heck with the baby stuff. What do you usually buy such that a shopper would generate a Freddy Krueger glove as a suggestion?

Lurchers, as a sighthound crossbreed, ARE spindly-legged, but not spider-legged XD

Slide to the left, Slide to the right, Turn around,.....

You just need to go to the street of negotiable affection.

Is this a milk before cereal sort of thing?

This is what happens when you hire the cheapest guy.

It's like a manual version of the escalator handrail moving faster/slower that the stairs...

Meh donuts

Bin is happy either way 😄

Nothing to ssee here, just a couple of bike enthusiasts

Can people have food dyslexia?

Now I see why Europeans complain about the gap in American bathroom doors.

But it´s still kinda readable. Looks like the number 27 in extremely fancy.

I am german, and I gotta ask: Who even are these people? P.S.: this question is rhetoric, I don´t actually care.

"To me!" "To you!" How many people will get this reference?

Nope, it's Sir Bartholomew Cucumber-McCaerrbannough the Third.

Toilet for endermen

In no way anywhere close to clever.

Boeing doors have stories to tell.

“I want a balcony” “We have a balcony at home” The balcony:

At least it’s the central one?

Someone needs to pull them aside and explain what a car dealership is

Looks like the end cap is missing on the gutter, so it's not going to matter!

How many of you still tried to play it?

That road has seen things

Oh, you sweet summer child, you think the company has a quality-control department? XD

The passcode is actually 02343042234003243402420340232430. It's easy to remember because there are only 4 numbers.