We all want to be updated on this one.

thats a good response tho

Needs more upvotes, this one

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Cheese helps people bond.

😂he’s dead 💀 😅

Hahaha, took them a while to realise.

Celebrating the Spaghetti monster by jumping naked over a fire? Seems to be an interesting cult.

a lot of these are helpful to one of them

Dark humor at it's best

oh man i broke down at I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE BABY

That person tried to fire Donald. There are many people who want to get rid of Donald.

The punishment for ignoring the warning is terrible.

I need to know the following response!!!

Congratulations and good luck for the future.

He even looks confused. Priceless

So supportive!

What a great advice! I'll keep it in mind!

"If you're not the person I'm trying to text, why do you have this number?"

This is so sweet! I love this one!!

"you know you're telling a literal stranger about your d**k right now, so I don't think the 9 inches was the problem tbh"..... brilliant! :D

gonna start texting wrong numbers until I get llama pictures

Should be a movie quote. Sounds a bit Tarantino-ey

And now the cult of shrek has a new follower.

aww theyre helping each other

Decisions, decisions...

I want to be friends with dan

Poor Priscilla.

Somehow, I feel offended😤🤣

Michal, men can smell down there too

BV is no joke....poor Priscilla

like the tuna

OMG! I know a Priscilla and she used to eat tuna every day because she said it helped her arthritis in her joints! Could it be?

Delete it, or your phone is gonna stink like tuna, too.

XD

Either this guy is a piece of s**t, or Pricilla has an infection and needs to see a doctor.

There was a poet featured on a public radio station who had one that was a declaration of fun in marriage....."Its like having a partner in crime. You could get a text that says 'I just stole a Xmas tree from the church down the street....meet me with a bag of weed at the hideout.'...And this is a Sept. text."

Soooooo i think I'm gonna start texting this lol

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Priscilla the neighbor's.......daugh........cat?

I don't usually recommend them as a nurse. But maybe Priscilla could use a good douche.

I want to take apology lessons from this person.

This person needs to work on their blotting out names because I can easily make them out...

hahahahahaha

I'm pretty sure they were not meant to meet.

And I bet Homer gets blamed for not planning the party when he didn't even get the text :(

Like strangers on a train

These are my tips for Jamaica I went there in 2015: 1. It’s better to travel with someone 2. Stay at a 4 or more star hotel. There may be some shady places 3. If you want to go sightseeing, book a tour with a tour guide so you have a local person to make sure you are safe 4. Never go anywhere alone 5. I would totally recommend going to Dunn’s River Falls & Park in Ocho Rios, you can climb a waterfall!

Is "bar hoping" going from bar to bar hoping they won't notice you're carrying a fake ID?

Bailey looks like the bestest boi ever. What a cutie!

It would have been really mean if this conversation has stopped after the first reply.