We all want to be updated on this one.

thats a good response tho

Needs more upvotes, this one

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Cheese helps people bond.

😂he’s dead 💀 😅

Hahaha, took them a while to realise.

Celebrating the Spaghetti monster by jumping naked over a fire? Seems to be an interesting cult.

a lot of these are helpful to one of them

Dark humor at it's best

oh man i broke down at I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE BABY

That person tried to fire Donald. There are many people who want to get rid of Donald.

The punishment for ignoring the warning is terrible.

I need to know the following response!!!

Congratulations and good luck for the future.

He even looks confused. Priceless

So supportive!

What a great advice! I'll keep it in mind!

"If you're not the person I'm trying to text, why do you have this number?"

This is so sweet! I love this one!!

"you know you're telling a literal stranger about your d**k right now, so I don't think the 9 inches was the problem tbh"..... brilliant! :D

gonna start texting wrong numbers until I get llama pictures

Should be a movie quote. Sounds a bit Tarantino-ey

And now the cult of shrek has a new follower.

aww theyre helping each other

Decisions, decisions...

I want to be friends with dan

Poor Priscilla.

I want to take apology lessons from this person.

This person needs to work on their blotting out names because I can easily make them out...

hahahahahaha

I'm pretty sure they were not meant to meet.

And I bet Homer gets blamed for not planning the party when he didn't even get the text :(

Like strangers on a train

These are my tips for Jamaica I went there in 2015: 1. It’s better to travel with someone 2. Stay at a 4 or more star hotel. There may be some shady places 3. If you want to go sightseeing, book a tour with a tour guide so you have a local person to make sure you are safe 4. Never go anywhere alone 5. I would totally recommend going to Dunn’s River Falls & Park in Ocho Rios, you can climb a waterfall!

Is "bar hoping" going from bar to bar hoping they won't notice you're carrying a fake ID?

Bailey looks like the bestest boi ever. What a cutie!

It would have been really mean if this conversation has stopped after the first reply.

Wow.

I know they meant horseshoes, but I'm now picturing them shopping at a store to buy him some sneakers!