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What do you think when you hear words like Miso, Emperor, or Kale? Well, I guess we’re all thinking the same. But what if I tell you this is how parents name their kids? And celebrities are notorious for that—just think of X Æ A-12, the baby of Elon Musk and Grimes, Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow’s daughter Apple, and Suri, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’s daughter. And it gets even weirder than that.
So today, we’re diving into a notorious collection of the weirdest, most unfortunate, hilarious names people have heard. It will make us question the role names have in our lives, and make us wonder if they should maybe be taken a little more seriously.
After all, the world is already cruel enough, and if there’s a name tag “Ana L.” on a guest card, it may as well be given a chance to show its nasty side. So, hey parents, yes, we’re looking at you, please tell us, what on earth were you thinking on that day?
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Now That's A Great Name For A Neuroscientist
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These Were The Names Of My Dad's Teachers In Pre-School
The name, whatever it’d be, is really up to parents to decide. I mean, it would all be so much scarier if the kids could name themselves at the age they’re smart enough to decide. But since people can’t walk around with numbers as if it was some twisted Squid Game-like scenario, they have to be called something.
But little do people who have never been in such a position know, naming babies is harder than one might think. The one at the top of your list could get an automatic veto from your partner. And deciding to share your choice with your friend may lead to strong opinions you weren’t expecting. And if after all the sleepless nights, you come up with a combination, you come to realize that the initials are the last thing you want for the kid.
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SykesDaMan 2 years ago
There was a rapper in the 90's -part of the duo One and One- who named himself Harry Balz. And it was funny to me. But to have this as a real name is on another level! :)
So how do you pick a name that will stand the test of time and the judgment of others? First off, you should get ready for the fact that the first name idea may not be the one. Ask yourself if this moniker will sound good, or rather, completely ridiculous in 10 years. Will other kids be able to shout that name out loud in a school yard? And will the child be condemned for explaining their name to every stranger they meet?
Avoiding passing trends when naming a kid is a great idea. Names to avoid include things like misspelled names (think Jakxsen and Rybekkah), random punctuation that serves no purpose (Prin’cess and D’Lilah), pop-culture references (Khaleesi and Katniss), word names with a strange spelling twist (Diezel and Spontaniouse), and out-there hipster names (Amadeus and McCoy).
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Saw This Last Name On The News Today
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A Republican Candidates Unfortunate Name
WilvanderHeijden 2 years ago
Rich White is very common in the GOP. It's quite amazing that a lot of poor white keep voting for them.
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“Hey Guy, What’s Your Name?”
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Perfect Name For A Lawyer
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Omg
AnnaBanana 2 years ago
I certainly don't mean to be rude by asking this question (or racist or anything like that), but why to African Americans do this???
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Honestly, I'm Not Surprised To See Someone With A Name Like This In Small Claims Court
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Judge Willie Stroker
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Unfortunate Name
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Rich Will Wanket
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I Met This Guy Ar Burger King, A Asked If I Could Take A Picture. It Was His Real Name!
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Sackrider
Sarcastic Cow 2 years ago (edited)
Yeah, that pink-black colour combo and a word ´sax´ doesn´t help.
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Surely A Form Of Child Abuse?
AzKhaleesi 2 years ago
I would've never gotten that had it not been explained. What in the actual fk also... the baby does not find this amusing.
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That's An Even Better Name You Have There
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Gay Saylor
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Boss Last Name
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Tokyo Sexwale, The Best Name In The Universe?
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Great Name For A Marijuana Researcher
AzKhaleesi 2 years ago
I work in a prison and we had a volunteer come and do AA classes for the inmates and I s**t you not his name was Hennessey. I laughed so hard and was like yea that dude isn't a trigger at all.
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Lucious Pusey
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When You Think Criminal Names Aren't Obvious Enough
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Dr. Grossweiner
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Judy Graham Swallows
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Unfortunate Name Tag I Found At Work
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Ballitch
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Tiny Kox
Wang Zhuang 2 years ago
I refused to believe his parents named him Tiny. He's using that as a nickname on purpose. He's gotta be.
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I Have An Unfortunate Last Name. Sometimes I Get Targeted Advertisements, That Can Go Horribly Wrong
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What An Interesting Name...
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I See Your Most Unfortunate High School Teacher Name, And Raise You A Most Unfortunate Elementary School Teacher Name
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Fagley Dork
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B. J. Day
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Ok Suk Whang
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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Since I loathe my birth certificate name, and prefer my nickname, please just.... please leave us alone. We didn't ask for these stupid AF names, we didn't want them, please stop. Please.
Jef Bateman 2 years ago
I keep getting calls from somebody named "Scam Likely." All she ever wants is my SSN and my credit card, so I just have that information on my voicemail message now so I don't have to deal with it.
Blossom Page 1 year ago
I really do hope you are kidding. Like, I am 14 and don't have a phone, and I understand that it's literally telling you that you might not want to answer it BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY A SCAM.
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Stefan 2 years ago
If I'd be an 11 years old kid, I'd probably laugh at some of them. As a grown up person, I just find this post racist and offensive.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Well I'm probably going to die offensive, as long as there's anyone called D**k or Fannie, I'm going to snigger in my head
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Leo Domitrix 2 years ago
Since I loathe my birth certificate name, and prefer my nickname, please just.... please leave us alone. We didn't ask for these stupid AF names, we didn't want them, please stop. Please.
Jef Bateman 2 years ago
I keep getting calls from somebody named "Scam Likely." All she ever wants is my SSN and my credit card, so I just have that information on my voicemail message now so I don't have to deal with it.
Blossom Page 1 year ago
I really do hope you are kidding. Like, I am 14 and don't have a phone, and I understand that it's literally telling you that you might not want to answer it BECAUSE IT'S PROBABLY A SCAM.
Load More Replies... Stefan 2 years ago
If I'd be an 11 years old kid, I'd probably laugh at some of them. As a grown up person, I just find this post racist and offensive.
Auntriarch 2 years ago
Well I'm probably going to die offensive, as long as there's anyone called D**k or Fannie, I'm going to snigger in my head
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