Little??? Oh no! I go out and have a toast to myself for being smart enough to quit sooner.

Me!!

Well said

This is.... legit infuriating.

Always smh at myself.

I found an old paper that I had written in university about 20 years ago. I wrote about the theory that dyslexia could be related to vision problems, specifically problems with the saccadic eye movements that are used when reading. I was quite surprised to remember that I wrote it and that the neuroscientist teaching the class had been very pleased with it. I remember feeling like I must have cheated somehow even though I didn't. I'm still amazed at some of the work I used to do and how I felt like I'd be found out as an imposter at any minute. From what I've read, it's a common phenomenon, a lot of people think that way...but knowing that doesn't seem to stop the feeling.

I cried laughing when I read this. Same. My ability to sound like I know what I'm doing knows no boundaries.

Imposter syndrome be like

I hate professional me. That bitch is so fake.

Incompetencecompensationcompetence... explains all my actions... 🥸😁

If a job requires hours of your life to complete, it deserves a living wage. It shouldn't be that hard to understand.

I am responsive but will always move the matter forward. What I hate is people who reply with a bullshit question or answer JUST to get it off their plate. Those people? I am super-responsive to. Back in your court, mate,

I found that good bosses and even usually mediocre bosses will gladly accept a "no" if you give them an alternative. It's only bad bosses that completely shut down other options.

Love it

"Ok, let me put this 'highest priority' with the 63 other 'highest priorities' I got today."

(stay between the lines, stay between the lines, stay between the lines)

all.The. Time.

Yeah I much preferred spending 40 hours a week with people who made me feel angry and tired, having to tolerate abuse from people bigger than me, and not even getting to pick my own clothes

LOL unless I'm directly spoken to that mute button stays on and I just click off right after. Thank goodness our meetings are not requiring us to facetime. I think they reduced the zoom meetings due to the old timers unable to pick up on how work it.

"Oh, and can you pick up a few of your co-workers who normally take the bus on your way in?"

True

I've been tempted to pull an Elle Woods and buy some colourful fabric and sheers, and cover the cubicles in colour. Ah, alas, the more personalization you deck out your work space the more the boss will think your willing to practically moving in to live at work.

Follow me, i'll show you the room where we go when we need to cry

Someone in my old workplace did this on his 3rd day. He went to lunch and never came back :)

And the cost of insurance goes up 5 to 8 percent or more along with inflation so you bring home less than you did before the "raise".

*typing furiously

The face says it all

Cat looks like beluga😂

Yep...I swear sometimes it seems time runs in reverse.

What's the dollar to bird seed exchange rate?

First day of preschool, three year old me thrown out of class because seeing my face every single three year old in the vicinity starts crying.

I love it

No one has that Steve Rogers work ethic anymore

There is the "customer just asked if it's free" laugh and the "we're totally making fun of the customer once they leave" laugh.

When did simple excretory and digestive body functions become offensive enough to get censured? No, we humans don't excrete, we p.s. on letters to the ocean :?

But managers are yelling it from the lifeboats...

as long as they pay well and noone annoys me, I can even mop seabed :P

It's super deal Tuesday, 'cause I'm all of them!

Rent, bills & food

Haha this is so me 😝

I dont normally work out, but I'll make an effort to smack the person who'll tell me this nonsense. Jk, I'll probably just roll my eyes

Sometimes encouragement is right in front of you.

... Please don't climb on me...

Money talks, B.S. walks.