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Nice post, PsychicxGoddess❣️

This is so kind :) I love it!

This needs to be higher

Nobody should apply for these jobs NOBODY

that was first lesson i learned in my first office job; also salary was not worth it

Love the dream❣️

Absolutely! For that amount of money, I'd have the place spotless, beautiful, and perfect! And I'd be able to save enough to retire in no time. Besides, the dead are more pleasant than most living outdoor these days anyway!

Finland, here I come!

I confess to checking the math.

Missing a bit of context

Amen to that, dude! I loved that I was always an hourly worker rather than salaried.

and the big dumb a*s! (yknow the kid thinks it’s a donkey)

i always dreamed somebody do that or at least i witness it being done

Leave the first time they scream at you.

let’s list the pros and cons

Totally me, working for Tesla.

Meanwhile, can't even get 6 weeks for maternity leave in the states 🙃

My response is the same - I've turned up to do the job I'm contracted to do and at 5 I'm going home

I always feel sad for people who let their work define them…glad to read there are still some who don’t!

A group of Karens is called a 'complaint'.

Sure beats laboring under communism, Che.

Hahahahahaha

Honestly I kind of don't think that people should be able to get loans before their brains fully developed (around 25) or they should at least get a disability discount.. I mean you're not using your full brain that's got to be a disability

dream job exists as long as there are cat cafes

Yesss, this nervous third signal that You can hung up after... :D

Replace the wine with a packet of cheetos and a bag of chips and it's totally me!!

I worked in a call centre many years ago and holiday requests were denied 90% of the time stating the business cant accommodate it. Tough s**t, they're my holiday hours and I'll take them when I NEED TO not when it suits you

1.) We have always done it like this. 2.) We have never done it like that. 3.) Next everyone is having ideas.

Who knew?

I worked in a data center during 2020 and 2021. We got time +1/2 hazard pay to be on-site. Best company I ever worked for. Also, our director chastised me for saying I could be called while on vacation if someone had a question.

Feel it. 2nd month in a new job and it is no fun to be the newbie

There are few things better than waking up way too early, going for a quick bathroom break, and then returning to your nice warm bed for four more blessed hours.

Did he get the job??

Welcome to adulthood

That's not even minimum wage where I live.

“Act Your Wage”

The one on the right is me at 2a, insomnia, surfing BP

What's stopping him doing the same?

That's a great looking dinosaur!

Join them. Go for a walk, read an article and take a moment to yourself. If they've set a standard, still get their sh$@ done why not use it to your benefit?

Karen: *tells all her friends to boycott the company* HA! NOW YOU’VE LOST… uh… still 1 customer…

Maintaining mental health can be an emergency. Having a mental health day when needed is a preventative measure we need to stop feeling guilty about

liek the disney f**k you is “have a magical day”

Also I'd hate to die at work. My poor co-workers would have to watch them haul my carcass out of there on a stretcher. And for years to come people would be like "ooh, did you know someone DIED in that office? In that very chair, actually. What? No of course we haven't removed it. It's way too comfy."

Embrace Excel…it’s the only Microsoft program that’s better than what it replaced! Check with HR if you can get formal training, and then take it up to the next level. Or maybe I’m just a dweeb…

"With pleasure" aka the "Fukk off" of the office language.

Naturally Energetic = Coke Head