I used to get asked questions while I was still on the sidewalk outside the building.

Like most of retail.

Sad, innit?

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With a piece of paper in your hand.

You know this is actually true for some ppl! Not just for small/new companies where you know the actual top boss cus they work in the same office. But even some like 1000 + year old businesses that are now huge companies! There are traditions where the "boss" would adopt their best workers into their families as like 40+ year old adults XD to keep it in said family! It is not just the mafia that does it!

Yes. And don't put it in writing.

And don't forget the head shakes.

I had to screenshot this one because the little old man driving looks just like my grandpa that passed several years ago.

Oops.

In other words, "Standard Operating Procedure".

I love this one.

"You're getting written up for this."

I used have to get up at 4:30am, this old lady I knew heard that and said, OH, I wouldn't have that job very long.

Every time I see this one, my first thought is "So as long as I keep crying, I don't have to go back to work?"

Like marrying money was ever an option for me. Or even marrying, period.

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*broken.