BAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHA...Haha..ha.ok im done.

For real though...

You're it!

Almost. every. one. On an unrelated note, I recently learned that there are actual, diagnosable phobias to email, virtual meetings, and so on...

I see a cat, I upvote. Especially tabbies.

Actually cruel, because it can only taunt a trapped person. A successful escapee will never see it.

"...and it has caused quite a stir. And a lot of 'Me, too!' replies."

I mean this in the gentlest possible way, you are almost certainly not being paid enough to overthink it this much.

I'm checking in to see if you've had a chance to look at my last email = Get off your a*s and take care of this please!

I read them loud. Only way to find glitches.

I like this

Unless it's a matter of life or death (which is never in my profession), my usual answer is "I've now allocated time to deal with your request/query next week" so I actually have a few days to work on it

Beware that guy who suggests you use Skype instead.

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Recently, I told a younger person that I got two of my advanced degrees before there was email, to which she exclaimed: "What?! How did you talk to your professors???" I said, calmly, "We went to class." Her response: <>

That would be so much fun on your last day of employment!

life’s short, might as well bees

Well? Did you get the job?

I love this one. Always blame someone else!!

My personal favorite is "Perhaps if you had read the content of the email instead of just the subject line this would be clear to you."

Only five?

As an Air New Zealand passenger, I wanna say it TO Greg because in most cases he’s the one being a greedy douchebag while his workers carry his dead weight.

anyone who sends a work email *and expects a reply. My clients are in a different timezone than me; they can send emails whenever they want as long as they respect that I’ll answer it when I start the next day.

This shows that (in the US at least), bullying exists in the corporate world. If you do not dictate your hours, your availability, your area of responsibility/expertise, etc, others will dictate it for you.

Love it!

After using outlook for a decade, I had to switch to gmail and for business, it's shockingly worse. NEVER thought I'd miss Outlook...

How exactly does one hurl oneself into the sun from earth? Asking for a friend.

This photo hurts my heart EVERY TIME it pops up somewhere. I hope she's enjoying her life, wherever this little girl is.

That's exactly what I do for a living. My job title says otherwise but that's about the gist of it.

Just say "Y'all!"

Or just never end an email that way. Never. Let your email be the end of the conversation. Well, at least try to do that.

I loved getting that emails with the "delete after reading" or "for your eyes only". I'd immediately printed them out. Over the years I learned that emails like that signified unethical & even illegal proposals.

Discuss your idea with HR. I think they may have a solution for you.

BAHAHAHA

And what does "Sure, whatever" convey?

Ew, oh. Daring!

That's not an email, it's a loyalty check.

Writing "Cheers" as you know for a fact that nobody is cheerful after reading this email.

If it's not what I asked for or if what I asked for isn't in it, I just might want to fight lol