I think this should be way higher!

Where can I sign this?

Evil genius

Right!? You just flirted with a girl with giant painted on cat eyes. You didn't think that was real.

Its ridiculous that women still get "The blame" for getting pregnant, and the bulk of the responsibility when men bail. To many guys aren't paying child support, which, btw, is much more expensive than buying condoms! Yes, both are to blame as it takes 2 to get pregnant, but only one is left with the result 9mos later.

The secret's out.

I don't care how awesome Phelps is, tying for Silver isn't as awesome as setting a WORLD RECORD! She is 19 years old!

I am afraid this is not possible for the US president's Twitter account.

I think both men and women can be very cryptic, and the reason behind it is typically the same. Be direct - risk rejection, or hint around, to put feelers out. Mind games are exhausting. I'd rather get rejected, than waste time on guessing games.

Mic drop.

Also all the food is there.... also a lot of the household poisons... and knives... and water supply. It sounds like a good move strategically

Why start wearing it in the first place? This pretty much connects to this "girl's life" magazine...

Or experienced Taco Tuesday, or had multiple orgasms, or done any number of things. That statement makes it sound like everything after marriage is downhill.

you don´t have to read a history textbook, just the morning news, there´s a drama queen named Donald Trump

So true

Oh the "girls who don't like girls" That's so self hating, immature and lame. Female misogynist.

Excuse me male karen, Hitler? Trump? I think you should return to school young chap.

*cough cough* how does a b*stard, orphan son of a ...

or pick up a newspaper or compare a men's prison to a women's prison

a lot (not every)of guys are grumpy quite often, they need a complementary period to go with it. exclusively for the whinny types I mean.

Please watch TLC

I do that.

LOL!

It's like the kid who calls time out right before he's tagged

Sounds like divorce.

I never read that garbage as kid. Highlights, National Geographic, and Archies comics.

I hope I get to see the day where this is equal in my lifetime.

@Kali Pavata I have to agree with you that this poem describes arguing with a moron in a toxic relationship more than mansplaining. But believe me mansplaining is real. You are lucky when you never had to experience it. But it can be really discouraging and uncomfortable when there is a group of men trying to teach you better although you knew the correct answer or way of doing something before.

Good idea.

How rude of that man! And go Mum!

I wish I could vote for this 100 times.

I'm the kind of person that would say the second one tbh

I'd love to see that.

That's probably true. Sad.

Sorry to be a smart a*s, but punch cards were invented for sewing machines and the first coders were in fact women. Without women such as Ada Lovelace and Grace Hopper, Computer Science would not be where it is today. Thinking that women are unskilled by gender when it comes to computer is plainly stupid.

...like a good wine

Yeah... how about we get an apology for having to take pills that inevitably change our hormones just so you don't have to put a condom on. But honestly, wtf. Imagine being in a relationship and then having to apologize for THIS. Yeah, I'd end the relationship right there.

Hermione was the hero

You make it sound appropriate

Oh, that sounds like a good game of bar tab chicken...#TshirtWorthy

Or you have a lot of money

He told me to get back in the kitchen on xbox live and I just needed to have him

Would it be more impressive if he was 20? Basic urban surviving skills even in case of spontaneous McD shutdowns are not impressive.

When I'm gone, i will remember this comment:-)

And pockets.

Reclameshit2015 2016 - I bet it gets lonely communicating with your hand every night, but that's probably easier to communicate with than a woman who has her own thoughts and emotions. Considering how condescending and ill-thought out your comment was, I highly doubt you have many people clamoring to do something fun with you.

Truth!

Lol. Or as J.K. Rowling said "Maybe because gay people just look like... people?"

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