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Just like in 2015 and 2016, women have been posting a fair share of hilarious tweets since 2017. Bored Panda has collected some of the funniest ones, and they will crack you up no matter what gender you are or how bad a day you're having.

From optimizing their shopping trips to figuring out their parents, the minds behind these hilarious tweets certainly know how to blend humor with insightful comments. Scroll down to check out why you still need a Twitter account and upvote your favorite jokes!

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    Kjorn
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is this the snake from the 'Black' album from metallica? he's famous!!!

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    Miriam Brose
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My boyfriend would make a picture and send it to me via WhatsApp. 😊

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    Johanna-Nicollette Kidd
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Im sure they have something wrong with those light, I feel human&then look in the mirrors when Im out,&I know Im a Martian! :((

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    mulk
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, or buy a big dildo in a transparent bag and take a picture of your husband's face!

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    mulk
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or an older one, who scream at you in an old and forgotten language! (F'tagn, Shub'Niggurate...!)

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    Stille20
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They even managed to work Phelps into discussions at the winter Olympics... though they spent a LOT of time on Lindsay Vonn... mostly trying to make her cry.

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    Daniel Mallory
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wonder if that happens to other people or if it it happens to her often

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My hubs was in the National Guard and his group would practice recon in the S.C. swamps with 100% accuracy. Ask him to get old blankets and drop them off at Goodwill and he doesn't know where the spare closet is!

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    Smoofy
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My baby cousin said she wants to be a dinosaur. Same though...

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    Louiiiise
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly I didn't think I'd see it in my lifetime. Please make it last!

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    Jilltdcatlady
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Google Earth... Hey, Look, the neighbors got a new puppy... Experienced Introvert.

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    Just Amiable
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    😂😨😂 Right above the dogs nose... His black marks are shaped like .. Nevermind, y'all will see it 😂

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    Daria B
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are men who will be so sensitive that they'll emotionally accuse a woman of being too emotional and unstable.

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    Steve
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He was willing to THROW AWAY PIZZA for you? He's a keeper, then. Or mentally unstable.

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    Kate Yeti
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Seriously, how hard is it to keep your hands to yourself? That's, like, 90% of what they teach in kindergarten.

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    Neeraj Jha
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When she finds out abt it, her husband would actually be playing the game of Life and Death.

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