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When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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    Caroline Murphy
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

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    Anna Lourie
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

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    Elizabeth
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

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    Tarmin Slingerfinger
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

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    Person2638
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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    Nina S
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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    diane a
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

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    Ozacoter
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

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    Erin
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

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    Rose the Cook
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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    Erin
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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    Janine B.
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

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    Bumble
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

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    r3dd3v1lL
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.

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    Person2638
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

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    nanashi
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

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    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

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    Random Panda
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

    Joanne Hudson
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Screaming. I can remember ONCE in my life when my hubby jumped out at me when I didn't know he was home and besides screaming I reacted in such a way he never ever did that again. And neither did I. Scream again.

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    BusLady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I were a man, I still would not get out and confront the aggressive driver.

    athornedrose
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    $36 bra is expensive!? I wish my bras were that cheap!!! when you're a non-standard size, they start at like $55

    Anna Lourie
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched the same CSI episodea month ago, and I had exactly the same thought :D !!SPOILER ALERT!!: she sold her panties on a panty sniffer con.

    Taryn Wallace
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yet another way you could tell it was written by a man...most regular women wouldn't randomly sell their expensive underwear on pantysniffer.com...they are gonna sell the cheap ugly ones that they can buy in a 12 pack at WalMart

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    Giovanni
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In their defence, they are clueless and full of bs even in non women related plot points, you don't notice it until the plot point is related to something which you have real life experience of.

    Kiss Army
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I must be shopping at the wrong places because I think $36 is average for a bra even at JCPenney.

    Danielle Renee
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i actually know both of these episodes and also thought how ridiculous the premise was.

    Caroline Driver
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm so glad to read these comments, I thought I was some kind of lazy bum because I just wear bras and knickers that are comfortable and I like the look of, and never, ever match

    Cyd Charisse
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember that episode of CSI! It was Catherine who said the line, too, so I had the exact same thought as the OP. Written by a man....

    James Caldwell
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If men are wearing an expensive bra, he is sure going to be wearing the matching panties.

    Michelle Dodson
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was reading a book with 4 central characters, all women. 2 of these women had been friends for over 20 years, but their day to day conversations were absolutely cringe worthy and unrealistic. Besties for 20 years DO NOT speak to one another is such a formal & stilted manner. I was like, "Hey James Patterson, do you know any REAL women. 'Cause these bitches are straight up non-existent".

    Sunflowercray
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually that describes me to a T when I run out of clean I underwear. I go commando but unfortunately I can't match the top with these suckers they're 36 DD. I might poke somebody's eye out!!! Lol

    Jilltdcatlady
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Simple explanation if they had a woman on staff... my bras are $ 25-30 each on sale. My underwear are $10ish per 6pack.

    Sarah Grape
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I realized pretty quick in the star trek reboot series, this was a top-of-the-line COLLAGE and the girls were wearing....short shirts? matching underwear 24/7? in a school of academic nerds? what tha heck

    Šimon Špaček
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One my friend went to confront some a*****e blocking her on poorly lit parking lot. She was alone. But don't worry, that idiot recovered in just few weeks. (She is leader of BOTN team and can break two bricks with single punch)

    abbysiena
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO WOULD BOTHER MATCHING THEIR ARCEUS-DAMN UNDERGARMENTS?! They have "under" in the name, ipso facto they're not meant to be seen. Therefore, you match your bra color with your shirt color. End of story.

    Katinka Min
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a teen I spend a whole monthly allowance on a book about women who defended themselves successfully against attacks. I was so sick of the general story line that once a man decided to rape and/or kill you, you WILL loose and so I bought this book. It also taught me some valuable things like always trust your instinct if you have a bad feeling, don't be afraid to make a scene, don't be afraid to be rude. I don't know if the book is partly responsible for the fact that I have never been seriously attacked (despite doing hitchiking, hiking alone traveling alone etc), but who knows. It was a good purchase.

    Id row
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I know what ep of Criminal Minds they're talking about and yeah, I remember doing a wtf at that.

    ZippyKnows
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The feeling when you grab the really sexy panties that you have been saving for a special occasion and find the elastic has dry rotted...

    Darleen Shizuyo
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t like CSI Miami...they have all the prostitutes look like models and the drug dealers living high end lifestyles. Too glamorous in my opinion...not realistic.

    Space Nurd
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read a comic about hot cheerleader girls going into a creepy forest just to be killed and haunted by ghosts in sexy leather clothing. Let us take a moment to laugh at the author. Haw haw haw. Obviously, there must be some mistake. 😂

    Biana Weatherford
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I watched CSI Miami and the men are like...yeah, she's a natural death and the ladies talk quietly amongst themselves..."she's wearing pantyhose." And THEN they explained it to each other for our benefit. Dudes.. ladies know all about the pros and cons of pantyhose.

    Reggie Kraken
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can watch any program like this and every character does stupid s**t, regardless of gender.

    Janine B.
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I always wear my bras with matching panties. I really hate if they don't match. So I always buy one bra and two matching panties. Am I a freak now?

    Cactus McCoy
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    Maaaaaaayyyybeeee a woman wrote this fora.) the sake of it being a criminal TV show and b.) we men will easily all for that while at the same time not understanding the desperate sighing of our treasured female companions? Krhrhr.

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