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When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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    Caroline Murphy
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

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    Anna Lourie
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

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    Elizabeth
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

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    Tarmin Slingerfinger
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

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    Person2638
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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    Nina S
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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    diane a
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

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    Ozacoter
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

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    Erin
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

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    Rose the Cook
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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    Erin
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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    Janine B.
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

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    Bumble
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

    PyroarRanger
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My advice: rip off the heel if possible and use it as a weapon while running awkwardly

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    Em Wal
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My soon to be 18 yr old little brother bought more pairs of shoes this summer than I have bought all year.

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    CCL_2018
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My 17 year old male cousin owns more shoes than I do. All of them were expensive and most of them just sit on the shelf he built for them

    Jordy Star
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    so true, I know kids that buy 5 f*****g pairs of shoes $120+ and up and then whine that they got no money

    Laura Mencini
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    .. or the 50 pairs of Jordans he has arranged by year in a walk in closet that he wears once and never wears again.

    Gwen Pollock
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try not to buy a lot of shoes. I just like to look at them on line and fantasize about owning them!

    Zerish Kamal
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well tbh i am super into shoes but exactly tho like guys are too its fine

    Bunzilla
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have like... 4-5 pairs of shoes and boots. 1 pair of sandals for summer. 1 pair of all-occasion shoes. 1 pair of boots with a thick heel. 1 pair of winter boots. And 1 pair of rain boots that don't get much use. I might like a pair or two of cooler looking boots, but that's about it.

    Emma Langowski
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you can also fall easier in heels. also my friend loves shoes, but its like why are you spending your money on shoes instead of the essentials?!

    Pandana
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    MY BROTHER. He spent 2000 F*****G dollars on shoes. SHOES. I SMACKED HIM LIKE BOI

    Harry Potter nerd
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had this boy in my gym class, and the gym teacher yelled at him because he took his shoes off in class. His reasoning? I didn’t want crease lines on his brand new Air Forces? The teacher told him he shouldn’t be wearing them in class then!

    Sadie Shapiro
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One time this guy stepped on another guy's BLACK SNEAKER by accident- and he FLIPPED OUT. Like, "OMG DUDE YOU JUST STEPPED ON MY $150 *insert brand here* SHOE" and I was just like "Dude... it's a black sneaker. You can't even see the tiny minuscule mark that might or might not have been made."

    Autumn Walton
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i have 4 pairs of shoes whereas these boiz at my school have 15 different pairs

    Marina MN
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL. This is exactly my bf, only we're in college. And if I have two pairs of sneakers it is more than enough for me. And he always gets cranky if someone (usually me) steps on his vans xD

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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lmao i had a guy friend who asked me if i liked his shoes, i said no (jokingly) and he literally ALMOST STARTED FCKING CRYING

    Ryo Bakura
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've never cleaned a pair of shoes that weren't specifically for interviews/functions in my life.

    danielw
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wear boots, and I keep them polished. but it's more than just that nice gloss... it protects the leather and provides some waterproofing. but I don't understand white shoes... like...uh...hellow... stains much?

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    It's not men vs women, it's quality vs quantity.

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    r3dd3v1lL
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.

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    Person2638
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

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    nanashi
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

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    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

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    Random Panda
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

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