Done this - it's fun.

I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

OMG POCKETS!!!!!!! I NEED THOSE DAMN POCKETS

why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

i don't even wear one but now I want one

I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

Yesssss!!!

I laughed way too hard at this.

Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

it is a test.

Doesn't go away for your whole life, not just 18 years.

What on earth is spackle?

That's a great idea

I like the brother already lol

I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

Organic milk bags😄

I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

Please. I beg you. Come on BP and break all these trolls.

I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

The only time that I have ever been attracted to a table is when there is a buffet on it.

women are so irrational they start wars and conflicts over some land and....oops no that's men.

All men need to do is be breathing, barely, to "get ideas"

wait what why

This is THE BEST! LMAO

I am a man and I do not get erect from a table leg, though there are a million things that do get me there, whether or not I want it to, woman don't understand that erections aren't something you can control. It just happens on its own. There are no muscles in a penis, it fills up with blood which is how it because "erect"

That sounds pretty dumb, so to save you time I've googled it and it's fake, The origin can be traced to Frederick Marryat, author of "Diary in America" in which he visited a girls’ seminary where he discovered the piano’s legs were shrouded in little ruffled pantaloons. The headmistress told him she’d covered the legs to “preserve in their utmost purity the ideas of the young ladies under her charge.” the butt of the joke was originally American puritan women but over time this was flipped to be making fun of British men.

Check for "Metallica I am the table".

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...if a wood stick arouses your man...you have nothing to worry about. Plus that story about tablecloths is fake.

I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

LMAO

Women? Any animal lover!

I think this was debunked.

Me: black eyes, white hair, cute nose, four paws, samoyed

Start biting really danerous and it will happen.

Perfect one on BoredPanda.

I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.

Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

And you get your hair wet

Lol. My acne ointment sits right next to my wrinkle cream.