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When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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    Caroline Murphy
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get paid the same amount as my male colleagues doing the same job. Am I just lucky?

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    Anna Lourie
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why isn't this one higher? great education for children :) they mostly repeat what their authorities say without even thinking about the issue. Someone said it's wrong, therefore it has to be wrong.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I hate the pads commercials. All the happy girls in FREAKIN' WHITE JEANS!!!! NO! I wear all black when I am on my period and still freak out that there will be a stain somewhere. And most of the time I want to curl in my bed and die basically.

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    Elizabeth
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If men want to stop abortions they should stop having unprotected sex, women can orgasm over and over and over and there are no unwanted babies created. It's women's bodies at stake but it's men's pride causing the problem. If men had to deal with the consequences of unwanted births this debate wouldn't be one

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    Tarmin Slingerfinger
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Relatable for the men with long hair too :) Hate it when this happens. Usually I just bust out a new holder at that point

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    Person2638
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah great threat, but I'd never be able to pull it off if I actually was on my period. I'd be sobbing in a puddle of blood shoving chocolate up my mouth and wishing I was a boy.

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    Night Owl
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really don't mind that people can tell I'm wearing underwear (if they can see where the outline is for example), it's better than if they think I have no underwear on. See-through clothing still sucks.

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    Nina S
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean I'd be happy I was marrying the love of my life but also pretty disappointed about not getting a cinnabon

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    diane a
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Haha - reminds me of the time I called the shop to complain my 2 week old TV was not working - they promised to send a repairman out the very next morning. 10 mins later I sheepishly phoned them back to cancel --- we had a power cut.

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    Ozacoter
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love how for some people its 'cool' to eat more if you are a thin woman but you are a disgusting cow if you eat the same being a little bit chubby

    Kjorn
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yeah. people find it cute when a thin woman eat a lot but when the girl is chubby they find it disgusting. but to be fair it's the same thing for guys.

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    athornedrose
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    that condition is so accurate. the larger you are, the harder it is to navigate food without judgement. if you don't eat, people say you just binge later. if you eat healthy, people ask who are you kidding. if you eat unhealthy, people say that's how you got to be like this. there is no winning.

    Jolee Hang
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some people have it stuck in their heads that if they eat in front of other people, they look fat

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    Lorelai Purvis
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    3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i licked snack powder off my table and since we have a great dane i got dog hair in my mouth (her hair is EVERYWHERE) but it was worth it for tasty snack powder

    Rowan Jeffus
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For a second, I thought the girl was calling the dude photosynthesis.

    Pandana
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    4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Baby, you best be okay with my body. I wear a size f*****g 18, am 157 pounds, 5'6, take it or leave it, I aint changing.

    Michelle Dodson
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I love to cook (because I love to eat) and my favorite saying is, "Never trust a skinny chef".

    Lorelai Purvis
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    3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL i am a bit chubby and i love cooking and baking. my family is dairy and gluten free but i have made so many tasty dairy free gluten free treats since last november when we went gluten free and i've been off dairy since first grade

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    6 years ago

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    funny, but annoyed because they said "hetero trope".

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    Erin
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm a 'lady' and I am sitting, I AM sitting like a lady!

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    Rose the Cook
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The tablecloth story reminds me of an old woman who used to insist that you should never serve a leg of lamb for dinner "because it gives men ideas." Some people are odd.

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    Erin
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE THIS!! (not the post, but the fact that people do that)

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    Janine B.
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Every nurse tells me it's usually men who hate blood and injections. ^^

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    Bumble
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get heels. I feel like I always have to be prepared to run away when I need to. Like from any social gatherings or my problems. Can't do that in heels.

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    r3dd3v1lL
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Running shoes every 3 months? I think I might be too poor to drop 100+ euros/ dollars on shoes 4 times a year.

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    Person2638
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, yes. I remember the day they invented out the first woman. T'was the year 1990 and men wanted to create a creature of darkness. A fearful being with immense power. Thus, the woman was born.

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    nanashi
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    lol and this is why I can't enjoy rewatching my old disney favorites anymore

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    Laugh Fan
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just tried reading it out to my hubby and I couldn't tell it for laughing...

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    The Girl on Fire
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What really bothers me is not being able to walk alone at night. I love nighttime and walking around at 1 AM alone would be amazing.

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    Ola Polowczyk
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is one specific model of skinny jeans I wear. If they stop producing them, I will start a riot.

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    Daria B
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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Meh, I just bite it. I don't care about anyone's little fantasies. Ice-cream is not penis. Full stop.

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    6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I watched TV as a child I often thought there was something off about me, because I couldn't relate to most of the stuff they presented as "normal woman things". Things became much more clearer when I found out most other women didn't agree either and all that was written by men.

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