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When life gives you lemons, it helps to laugh about it and let’s just say that life has dealt some women a fair share of the yellow citrus fruits. With the everyday trials from gender pay gaps to sexual harassment, women everywhere fight to advance themselves with their perseverance and a great sense of humor. As the era of damsels in distress is long over, the ladies from this list have baked the best lemon pies, that no male comedian could ever top in a hilarious jokes bake-off.

Bored Panda has collected a list of witty and funny Tumblr posts from the funniest people also known as women, that so perfectly encapsulate the everyday nonsense we go through using our favorite medium - inappropriate jokes (yes, there are quite a few bra complaints and life hacks). Men, if you read these stories some of them may come as a surprise to you, but to answer your question, yes, this is the kind of stuff women think about/go through. Scroll down below for the complete list of the best jokes written by women and don't forget to upvote your favorites!

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Scuffy
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't forget the water slides down your wrists and your long sleeves get wet even though you rolled them up

Komal Aprajita Pandey
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and sometimes the soapy water makes its way into your nostrils and you cough and sneeze like crazy

The Girl on Fire
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And in your eyes, and you can't see, and your face still isn't clean.

Helen R
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And on top of that your face is not clean with just a splash of water..

Id row
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And the water rolls down your forearms, dripping on the floor and getting your sleeves wet.

Jen Krupp
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

ive always hated that. thought i was maybe doing it wrong cuz they all do it in the ads.

La Petite Morte
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Especially if it's cold cream or Noxema. That stuff don't come off without scrubbing with a washcloth!

Jessany Trotter
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Gets everywhere but your face. Drips down your arms and elbows for good measure. Half a swimming pool around your feet.

Foxyloxylou
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5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Even if I do it normally I get at least some water on my shirt lol

BeenElle
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You ever seen a raccoon clean their face? That’s how I do it; fill hands with water and push it into my face, spot by spot until soap is gone.

Ruth Beaty
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wish i could upvote this one a dozen times, commercials are just not aimed at women. They are just made so we try to look sexy (or stupid if we try that).

Caroline Driver
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Men do it in ads too, but then they're used to 'water' all over the floor I guess

Hamlets twin
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

then you need practice... I mean I have a beard and can avoid getting my shirt wet.

Full Name
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Ya'll are uncoordinated as s**t then. I washed my face with zit cream as a teen every night like this. Just don't splash yourself like it's the slow motion part of a sexy beer ad.

Wiggity
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6 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You mean the action that was referenced as the entire point of the post? OK. Thanks for the hot tip.

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r3dd3v1lL
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Maybe bend over the sink first? Getting cold water on your d**k while trying to splash your face is no fun either.

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